--- title: "10 Shows Quotes By Joe Rogan" description: "10 Shows quotes by Joe Rogan. Plus more from Joe Rogan and more Shows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe4/joe-rogan-1952_book_anytime-we-go-to-a-new-town-i-try-to-boo_1569017.jpg" --- > [Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/anytime-we-go-to-a-new-town-i-try-to-book-a-show-i-literally-know/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe4/joe-rogan-1952_book_anytime-we-go-to-a-new-town-i-try-to-boo_1569017.jpg) > [There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/there-s-a-classic-story-i-tell-about-when-i-did-the-man-show-about/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ec/joe-rogan-1952_classic_there-s-a-classic-story-i-tell-about-whe_251194.jpg) > [I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-always-do-that-at-the-end-of-shows-like-a-q-a-session-first-of-all/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88a/joe-rogan-1952_aspect_i-always-do-that-at-the-end-of-shows-lik_2438972.jpg) > [I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-wouldn-t-totally-rule-out-doing-letterman-or-the-tonight-show-if-i/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d57/joe-rogan-1952_appropriate_i-wouldn-t-totally-rule-out-doing-letter_1540826.jpg) > [When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour-doing-stand-up-it-s-no-big/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42d/joe-rogan-1952_annoying_when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour_17232.jpg) > [I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-m-really-happy-that-i-ve-been-able-to-make-people-laugh-and/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efa/joe-rogan-1952_able_i-m-really-happy-that-i-ve-been-able-to_803285.jpg) > [What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/what-people-like-are-things-to-laugh-at-funny-shows-it-s-all-in-the/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/joe-rogan-1952_body-love_what-people-like-are-things-to-laugh-at_912251.jpg) > [You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/you-do-what-you-re-supposed-to-do-but-you-have-to-be-honest-about/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/joe-rogan-1952_being-honest_you-do-what-you-re-supposed-to-do-but-yo_236198.jpg) > [I don't like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-don-t-like-people-that-make-their-living-talking-about-bullshit-and/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/566/joe-rogan-1952_bigfoot_i-don-t-like-people-that-make-their-livi_3164241.jpg) > [Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/comedy-shows-in-d-c-are-so-much-fun-i-think-because-of-the-intense/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/984/joe-rogan-1952_areas_comedy-shows-in-d-c-are-so-much-fun-i-th_2721154.jpg) ## Other authors on Shows ## More by Joe Rogan > [Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f\*\*k is this?' No, cities…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/cities-are-natural-that-s-why-they-re-everywhere-it-s-not-like-there/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/when-you-re-standing-around-for-an-hour-doing-stand-up-it-s-no-big/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/live-your-life-like-you-re-the-hero-in-your-movie-and-right-now/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-think-comedy-because-of-the-internet-it-has-a-bigger-audience-a/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/if-the-world-was-an-etch-a-sketch-glaciers-are-the-big-shake/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/what-s-interesting-about-science-is-that-we-re-constantly-discovering/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Choose To Be Inspired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/choose-to-be-inspired/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/a-comic-all-they-have-to-do-is-if-you-do-something-funny-in-a-comedy/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/live-your-life-like-you-re-the-hero-in-your-movie/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/it-s-been-one-of-the-most-important-tools-for-me-in-personal-growth/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/every-single-religion-that-has-ever-been-on-the-face-of-the-earth/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/peter-joseph-is-asking-the-questions-and-proposing-the-possible/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-realized-a-long-time-ago-that-instead-of-being-jealous-you-can-be/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/the-mind-is-the-most-important-thing-of-the-big-picture-and-no-one/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) > [I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/i-do-cagefight-commentary-in-my-spare-time/) [Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shows/joe-rogan/#itemlist", "name": "10 Shows Quotes By Joe Rogan", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. 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