--- title: "17 Shows Quotes By Jay Mohr" description: "17 Shows quotes by Jay Mohr. Plus more from Jay Mohr and more Shows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/jay-mohr-4777_career_as-far-as-in-my-career-i-don-t-know-what_1776096.png" --- > [As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/as-far-as-in-my-career-i-don-t-know-what-other-form-there-is-i-would/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/jay-mohr-4777_career_as-far-as-in-my-career-i-don-t-know-what_1776096.png) > [ The first time I watched \[Keith\] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/the-first-time-i-watched-keith-olbermann-his-opening-monologue-i/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fa/jay-mohr-4777_changed_the-first-time-i-watched-keith-olbermann_1302904.png) > [I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-m-oddly-not-competitive-what-i-love-about-show-business-is-there-is/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/488/jay-mohr-4777_business_i-m-oddly-not-competitive-what-i-love-ab_2885470.png) > [If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/if-anyone-thinks-my-show-was-pretty-good-then-i-ve-completely-failed/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/661/jay-mohr-4777_failed_if-anyone-thinks-my-show-was-pretty-good_3015847.png) > [My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/my-radio-show-i-d-show-up-i-d-read-the-data-and-i-would-have-sound/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e50/jay-mohr-4777_bites_my-radio-show-i-d-show-up-i-d-read-the-d_1668025.png) > [Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/most-importantly-how-impressive-can-i-be-to-people-that-bought/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a0/jay-mohr-4777_comic_most-importantly-how-impressive-can-i-be_818115.png) > [I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-miss-third-grade-because-you-could-kill-people-in-dodgeball/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2c/jay-mohr-4777_dies_i-miss-third-grade-because-you-could-kil_3073656.png) > [You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/you-remember-from-watching-the-show-there-are-no-jokes-that-s-why-if/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/jay-mohr-4777_accusing_you-remember-from-watching-the-show-ther_5266.png) > [All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/all-i-can-do-when-i-m-on-stage-is-do-a-show-where-when-i-come-back/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/jay-mohr-4777_afford_all-i-can-do-when-i-m-on-stage-is-do-a-s_2018493.png) > [My career isn't gonna screetch to a halt because some guy in Westbury filmed ten minutes of the show. "Well, we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/my-career-isn-t-gonna-screetch-to-a-halt-because-some-guy-in-westbury/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/jay-mohr-4777_bits_my-career-isn-t-gonna-screetch-to-a-halt_2071886.jpg) > [The anxiety is, "Are they going to come?" and when you get there and it's full you say, "I'm good. I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/the-anxiety-is-are-they-going-to-come-and-when-you-get-there-and-it-s/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b24/jay-mohr-4777_anxiety_the-anxiety-is-are-they-going-to-come-an_1651597.png) > [Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/marc-maron-s-podcast-success-has-nothing-to-do-with-my-podcast/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/706/jay-mohr-4777_downloads_marc-maron-s-podcast-success-has-nothing_2873362.png) > [It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/it-s-always-a-job-when-you-re-the-reason-they-re-assembling-if-you-re/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c93/jay-mohr-4777_assembling_it-s-always-a-job-when-you-re-the-reason_1122606.png) > [After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/after-spending-the-last-15-years-guest-hosting-i-couldn-t-be-happier/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b3/jay-mohr-4777_connecting_after-spending-the-last-15-years-guest-h_771481.png) > [There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/there-was-never-a-moment-in-george-carlin-s-career-where-he-dipped/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eef/jay-mohr-4777_bits_there-was-never-a-moment-in-george-carli_2645205.jpg) > [When you're on the road, it gets a bit crazy. I've been on the road for about two weeks, and squeezed about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/when-you-re-on-the-road-it-gets-a-bit-crazy-i-ve-been-on-the-road-for/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ba/jay-mohr-4777_bits_when-you-re-on-the-road-it-gets-a-bit-cr_2720947.png) > [If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/if-you-were-an-actor-anybody-could-go-on-broadway-and-take-a-george/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30a/jay-mohr-4777_actor_if-you-were-an-actor-anybody-could-go-on_762654.png) ## Other authors on Shows ## More by Jay Mohr > [I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-think-here-s-what-i-ve-realized-from-interviewing-people-and-i-ve/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/you-remember-from-watching-the-show-there-are-no-jokes-that-s-why-if/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [ I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, \[George\] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-m-telling-you-i-could-teach-at-a-university-george-carlin-a-whole/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/not-everyone-likes-sports-gandhi-and-malcolm-x-come-to-mind/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [ My wife and I have long discussions about \[George\] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/my-wife-and-i-have-long-discussions-about-george-carlin-and-we-refuse/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-remember-i-used-to-go-to-the-laugh-factory-and-just-goof-off/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [“If you want God to laugh, make plans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/if-you-want-god-to-laugh-make-plans/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-didn-t-want-to-fight-a-guy-from-england-what-if-i-lose-not-that/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/all-that-waiting-around-for-a-glimmer-of-stage-time-just-getting/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/first-of-all-my-wife-writes-half-my-act-i-don-t-know-how-i-could/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/if-there-are-1-500-people-in-a-theater-and-they-re-all-there-to-see/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-m-a-comic-because-i-don-t-want-to-do-the-nine-to-five-i-have-to/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/comedians-are-always-going-to-be-in-the-showbiz-middle-class-you-re/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/when-human-beings-stop-progressing-at-an-endeavor-they-stop-enjoying/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) > [If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/if-a-waiter-or-waitress-tells-me-when-gratuity-is-included-they/) [Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shows/jay-mohr/#itemlist", "name": "17 Shows Quotes By Jay Mohr", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. 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