--- title: "17 Shows Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias" description: "17 Shows quotes by Gabriel Iglesias. Plus more from Gabriel Iglesias and more Shows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/605/gabriel-iglesias-1974_acting_my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-w_111214.png" --- > [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/605/gabriel-iglesias-1974_acting_my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-w_111214.png) > [Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/originally-the-big-argument-was-that-they-wanted-to-call-it-raw-and/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f2/gabriel-iglesias-1974_argument_originally-the-big-argument-was-that-the_2792410.png) > [TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/tv-and-film-for-me-are-not-as-exciting-as-the-live-stand-up-show-and/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/gabriel-iglesias-1974_crowd_tv-and-film-for-me-are-not-as-exciting-a_2371974.jpg) > [Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-my-shows-and-they-re-doing-my/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/536/gabriel-iglesias-1974_bits_now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-m_60798.png) > [Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/being-on-tv-sucks-it-s-a-lot-of-work-you-memorize-scripts-and-then/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/454/gabriel-iglesias-1974_control-freak_being-on-tv-sucks-it-s-a-lot-of-work-you_3173184.png) > [Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/connecting-with-people-is-not-hard-i-love-the-interaction-and-the/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/796/gabriel-iglesias-1974_appreciate_connecting-with-people-is-not-hard-i-lov_2107767.png) > [I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-try-not-to-get-political-i-don-t-want-to-get-religious-i-don-t-want/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/gabriel-iglesias-1974_controversial_i-try-not-to-get-political-i-don-t-want_2529620.png) > [I just recently crossed over into Europe. They're showing my special Hot and Fluffy in Europe and selling the DVD there too.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-just-recently-crossed-over-into-europe-they-re-showing-my-special/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6a/gabriel-iglesias-1974_areas_i-just-recently-crossed-over-into-europe_776577.png) > [In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/in-the-beginning-when-i-was-doing-my-shows-i-was-incorporating-a-lot/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/399/gabriel-iglesias-1974_alienate_in-the-beginning-when-i-was-doing-my-sho_2205259.png) > [ With this show \[Stand-Up Revolution \], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/with-this-show-stand-up-revolution-i-loved-the-idea-that-i-would-be/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98a/gabriel-iglesias-1974_chance_with-this-show-stand-up-revolution-i-lov_1112727.jpg) > [If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/if-i-speak-spanish-in-my-show-which-sometimes-i-do-i-translate-what-i/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00c/gabriel-iglesias-1974_hell_if-i-speak-spanish-in-my-show-which-some_1437396.jpg) > [I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-ve-already-produced-one-hour-specials-for-other-comedians-and-i/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd4/gabriel-iglesias-1974_comedian_i-ve-already-produced-one-hour-specials_1659574.png) > [TV show's really quick. You're in, you're out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/tv-show-s-really-quick-you-re-in-you-re-out-a-film-usually-takes-a/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/gabriel-iglesias-1974_example_tv-show-s-really-quick-you-re-in-you-re_1882107.jpg) > [There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/there-s-nowhere-in-the-country-that-i-can-t-go-or-won-t-go-i-think-it/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c5/gabriel-iglesias-1974_country_there-s-nowhere-in-the-country-that-i-ca_650440.png) > [Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/why-would-anybody-connect-to-someone-who-has-everything-going-for/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/gabriel-iglesias-1974_blood_why-would-anybody-connect-to-someone-who_2411810.jpg) > [That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/that-s-one-thing-about-my-shows-i-tell-people-i-m-not-a-comedian-i-m/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04d/gabriel-iglesias-1974_comedian_that-s-one-thing-about-my-shows-i-tell-p_1925038.png) > [I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-don-t-have-to-worry-about-writing-jokes-i-just-tell-stories-about/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6bc/gabriel-iglesias-1974_about_i-don-t-have-to-worry-about-writing-joke_592690.png) ## Other authors on Shows ## More by Gabriel Iglesias > [ \[Making people laugh\] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/making-people-laugh-was-a-secret-dream-i-kept-and-i-didn-t-tell/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/now-people-are-coming-up-to-meet-me-at-my-shows-and-they-re-doing-my/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-comedian-who-happens-to-be-latino-what-s-the-difference-the/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-not-selling-out-denying-who-i-am-or-where-i-ve-come-from-not-at/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-don-t-wanna-just-be-remembered-for-the-funniest-guy-in-my/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/just-saw-the-movie-the-town-it-was-bad-ass-i-never-rate-movies/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [I was not the popular kid in school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-was-not-the-popular-kid-in-school/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-favorite-people-to-have-fun-with-are-police-officers-cause-they-re/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/we-can-choose-our-family-we-can-t-choose-our-relatives/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/why-buy-a-bootleg-shitty-copy-of-my-special-when-you-can-get-it-on/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/early-on-when-i-started-talking-about-my-weight-it-was-self/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/when-you-re-a-comedian-the-holy-grail-is-an-hour-long-hbo-special/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-still-come-out-to-music-that-s-in-spanish-there-s-no-denying-who-i/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) > [I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-m-a-big-guy-but-i-m-really-simple-with-the-food-i-ll-hit-the-in-n/) [Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shows/gabriel-iglesias/#itemlist", "name": "17 Shows Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gabriel Iglesias" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-weird-at-home-to-go-to-one-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/605/gabriel-iglesias-1974_acting_my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-w_111214.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/605/gabriel-iglesias-1974_acting_my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-w_111214.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/605/gabriel-iglesias-1974_acting_my-girlfriend-knows-that-if-i-m-acting-w_111214.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.” — Gabriel Iglesias", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it \"raw and uncut\" and I told them I had a problem with that. 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