--- title: "21 Shows Quotes By Conan O'Brien" description: "21 Shows quotes by Conan O'Brien. Plus more from Conan O'Brien and more Shows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/232/conan-o-brien-540_fun_a-new-poll-shows-that-tiger-woods-popula_95920.png" --- > [A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-poll-shows-that-tiger-woods-popularity-has-dropped-from-85/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/232/conan-o-brien-540_fun_a-new-poll-shows-that-tiger-woods-popula_95920.png) > [I've always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/i-ve-always-believed-in-my-heart-of-hearts-that-it-would-be-a-better/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06a/conan-o-brien-540_band_i-ve-always-believed-in-my-heart-of-hear_2468160.png) > [If Sony's not going to show 'The Interview,' that's it. No more North Korean movies for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/if-sony-s-not-going-to-show-the-interview-that-s-it-no-more-north/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f35/conan-o-brien-540_ifs_if-sony-s-not-going-to-show-the-intervie_468323.png) > [After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/after-making-insulting-remarks-about-mexicans-donald-trump-has-been/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c93/conan-o-brien-540_animal_after-making-insulting-remarks-about-mex_2905195.jpg) > [California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/california-had-its-first-medical-marijuana-job-fair-over-2-million/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f67/conan-o-brien-540_california_california-had-its-first-medical-marijua_2623069.jpg) > [Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/critics-say-it-s-illegal-for-donald-trump-to-run-for-president-while/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37b/conan-o-brien-540_born_critics-say-it-s-illegal-for-donald-trum_2765077.png) > [Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/gary-busey-said-on-the-today-show-yesterday-that-donald-trump-would/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/328/conan-o-brien-540_charlie_gary-busey-said-on-the-today-show-yester_1740743.png) > [So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/so-far-china-has-won-the-most-gold-medals-ladies-and-gentlemen-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72d/conan-o-brien-540_athlete_so-far-china-has-won-the-most-gold-medal_2688395.jpg) > [It was reported that Anna Kournikova is coming out with her own brand of deodorant. Apparently, the ads show Kournikova holding up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-was-reported-that-anna-kournikova-is-coming-out-with-her-own-brand/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ce/conan-o-brien-540_ads_it-was-reported-that-anna-kournikova-is_735903.png) > [In Iraq, four American soldiers have been arrested and charged with stealing a million dollars cash. After hearing about it the Fox…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/in-iraq-four-american-soldiers-have-been-arrested-and-charged-with/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/669/conan-o-brien-540_american-soldier_in-iraq-four-american-soldiers-have-been_781777.png) > [This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous, hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/this-week-a-group-of-activists-known-as-anonymous-hacked-the-twitter/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/conan-o-brien-540_accounts_this-week-a-group-of-activists-known-as_1626836.png) > [A group of psychologists say they have discovered twenty-three different body language indicators that show whether or not a person is lying.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-group-of-psychologists-say-they-have-discovered-twenty-three/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f0/conan-o-brien-540_body_a-group-of-psychologists-say-they-have-d_748179.png) > [Don't thank your parents. If you were raised in a nurturing environment, you wouldn't be in show business. Don't say, 'Wow, this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/don-t-thank-your-parents-if-you-were-raised-in-a-nurturing/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/152/conan-o-brien-540_business_don-t-thank-your-parents-if-you-were-rai_2757827.png) > [Sony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, 'The Interview.' North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, 'Now we can't show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/sony-has-canceled-the-big-seth-rogen-movie-the-interview-north/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0da/conan-o-brien-540_bigs_sony-has-canceled-the-big-seth-rogen-mov_2721508.png) > [Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-president-obama-prank-called-a-washington-radio-station/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71f/conan-o-brien-540_calling_yesterday-president-obama-prank-called-a_1799375.png) > [First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/first-lady-michelle-obama-appears-on-sesame-street-to-celebrate-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1b/conan-o-brien-540_40th-anniversary_first-lady-michelle-obama-appears-on-ses_330898.jpg) > [Today's tragedy in Paris reminds us very viscerally that it's a right that some people are inexplicably forced to die for. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-s-tragedy-in-paris-reminds-us-very-viscerally-that-it-s-a-right/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/945/conan-o-brien-540_comedy_today-s-tragedy-in-paris-reminds-us-very_743659.png) > [Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/every-comedian-dreams-of-hosting-the-tonight-show-and-for-seven/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5db/conan-o-brien-540_comedian_every-comedian-dreams-of-hosting-the-ton_753366.png) > [The Republican Party had a big day in yesterday's midterm elections and now controls the House and Senate. And don't ask me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-republican-party-had-a-big-day-in-yesterday-s-midterm-elections/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cd/conan-o-brien-540_ask-me_the-republican-party-had-a-big-day-in-ye_2986710.jpg) > [The other day John McCain appeared on the show 'The View,' and one of the hosts accused McCain of being a liar.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-other-day-john-mccain-appeared-on-the-show-the-view-and-one-of/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a64/conan-o-brien-540_accused_the-other-day-john-mccain-appeared-on-th_1482054.png) > [It was reported today that U.S. military bases will not show 'Brokeback Mountain.' However, during interrogations, U.S. troops will continue to show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-was-reported-today-that-u-s-military-bases-will-not-show-brokeback/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c1/conan-o-brien-540_bases_it-was-reported-today-that-u-s-military_3020013.png) ## Other authors on Shows ## More by Conan O'Brien > [A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-federal-court-has-ruled-that-the-u-s-postal-service-must-reduce-its/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/nbc-is-making-a-movie-about-martha-stewart-that-will-cover-the-recent/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-should-say-no-comment-more-often-no-comment-i-love-no-comment/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-study-reveals-that-one-third-of-babies-in-the-u-s-have-used-a/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/martha-stewart-showed-up-at-manhattan-fbi-headquarters-to-have-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-accused-of-insulting-sarah-palin/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/lego-has-announced-that-they-are-shutting-down-their-u-s-factory-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-survey-reveals-that-women-would-rather-give-up-sex-than-give-up/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-the-dea-raided-several-nfl-teams-suspected-of-giving/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-gave-a-speech-about-healthcare-tonight-and-yesterday/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-first-thing-men-notice-about-a-woman-is-her-eyes-then-when-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/disappointment-leads-to-clarity-which-leads-to-conviction-and-true/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/john-travolta-said-he-sometimes-lets-his-friends-take-control-of-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-filled-in-as-the-coach-of-his-daughter-sasha-s/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-and-vladimir-putin-are-both-in-china-attending-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shows/conan-o-brien/#itemlist", "name": "21 Shows Quotes By Conan O'Brien", "numberOfItems": 21, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. 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