--- title: "17 Shows Quotes By Bill Burr" description: "17 Shows quotes by Bill Burr. Plus more from Bill Burr and more Shows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/bill-burr-1900_able_i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-f_1378322.png" --- > [I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-fly-to-somewhere-where-people/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/bill-burr-1900_able_i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-f_1378322.png) > [I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-was-certified-to-take-x-rays-but-you-can-t-just-show-up-and-start/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89b/bill-burr-1900_certified_i-was-certified-to-take-x-rays-but-you-c_886315.png) > [Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/working-on-the-dave-chappelle-show-was-amazing/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/bill-burr-1900_amazing_working-on-the-dave-chappelle-show-was-a_2189973.png) > [People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-should-be-happy-to-see-you-when-you-show-up-to-a-club-because/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb2/bill-burr-1900_caring_people-should-be-happy-to-see-you-when-y_3143511.png) > [I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-have-fun-doing-movies-i-ve-had-fun-doing-the-animated-show-and-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/bill-burr-1900_animated_i-have-fun-doing-movies-i-ve-had-fun-doi_2701661.png) > [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cc/bill-burr-1900_informed_you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-infor_192042.png) > [It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-whole-new-world-as-far-as-getting-a-show-on-the-air-there-s/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/179/bill-burr-1900_air_it-s-a-whole-new-world-as-far-as-getting_402831.png) > [I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-have-to-make-small-adjustments-but-i-can-t-change-too-much-if-i-m/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/455/bill-burr-1900_adjustment_i-have-to-make-small-adjustments-but-i-c_335899.png) > [ Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on \[Adolf\] Hitler, and… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/well-probably-the-coolest-show-of-that-whole-tour-was-in-germany-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f3/bill-burr-1900_chunks_well-probably-the-coolest-show-of-that-w_443481.png) > [Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/being-a-stand-up-comic-this-isn-t-a-stepping-stone-for-me-it-s-what-i/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/bill-burr-1900_always_being-a-stand-up-comic-this-isn-t-a-step_1698371.png) > [I heard a quote once in a documentary about a band that said you're better off owning everything 100 percent and selling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-heard-a-quote-once-in-a-documentary-about-a-band-that-said-you-re/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ae/bill-burr-1900_albums_i-heard-a-quote-once-in-a-documentary-ab_2324334.png) > [So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/so-many-people-there-are-in-politics-that-they-re-overly-cautious/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12f/bill-burr-1900_bleeding_so-many-people-there-are-in-politics-tha_2495760.png) > [If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/if-you-re-on-social-media-as-a-performer-you-can-tell-if-you-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/bill-burr-1900_compare_if-you-re-on-social-media-as-a-performer_595515.png) > [I do enjoy them. I get to meet the next generation of comics and help them out. Big comics doing small shows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-do-enjoy-them-i-get-to-meet-the-next-generation-of-comics-and-help/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b92/bill-burr-1900_back-in-the-day_i-do-enjoy-them-i-get-to-meet-the-next-g_470445.jpg) > [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/098/bill-burr-1900_big-deal_people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-bu_165932.png) > [It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-just-if-one-person-says-anything-it-becomes-click-bait-and-then/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2d/bill-burr-1900_adults_it-s-just-if-one-person-says-anything-it_1527517.jpg) > [ There are no winners in this election \[2016\]. I paid attention to it for about two months and then it just started… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/there-are-no-winners-in-this-election-2016-i-paid-attention-to-it-for/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/789/bill-burr-1900_attention_there-are-no-winners-in-this-election-20_726616.png) ## Other authors on Shows ## More by Bill Burr > [I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-making-movies-and-being-in-any-that-i-can-be-in-i-d-like-to-be/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-m-always-looking-at-new-ways-to-tell-a-joke-so-that-it-doesn-t-get/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-love-doing-radio-and-i-love-doing-stand-up-obviously-i-m-good/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-was-right-after-9-11-and-i-decided-to-walk-around-the-grounds-of/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/business-runs-hot-and-cold-so-the-more-you-re-in-charge-of-your-own/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-know-it-wasn-t-even-that-i-m-a-funny-guy-i-just-loved-stand-up/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-i-want-it-we-need-a-plague-it-s-got-to-happen/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-wish-they-would-teach-it-in-schools-give-people-the-belief-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/look-how-long-it-took-to-build-the-freedom-tower-and-we-wanted-that/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/for-aspiring-comedians-don-t-listen-to-me-just-go-on-stage-and-do/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/it-s-a-great-time-to-be-a-comedian-because-you-ve-got-so-much-more/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/people-make-a-big-deal-about-podcasts-but-it-s-basically-an-online/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/do-you-know-how-many-times-a-week-people-ask-me-why-i-m-yelling/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/you-wanna-know-how-you-know-you-re-informed-as-a-protestor-they-don-t/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) > [I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-am-so-pro-swine-flu-it-s-ridiculous/) [Bill Burr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-burr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shows/bill-burr/#itemlist", "name": "17 Shows Quotes By Bill Burr", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Burr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-fly-to-somewhere-where-people/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/bill-burr-1900_able_i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-f_1378322.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/bill-burr-1900_able_i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-f_1378322.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/868/bill-burr-1900_able_i-think-it-s-a-privilege-to-be-able-to-f_1378322.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.” — Bill Burr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Burr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/i-was-certified-to-take-x-rays-but-you-can-t-just-show-up-and-start/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89b/bill-burr-1900_certified_i-was-certified-to-take-x-rays-but-you-c_886315.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89b/bill-burr-1900_certified_i-was-certified-to-take-x-rays-but-you-c_886315.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89b/bill-burr-1900_certified_i-was-certified-to-take-x-rays-but-you-c_886315.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.” — Bill Burr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Burr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-burr/working-on-the-dave-chappelle-show-was-amazing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/bill-burr-1900_amazing_working-on-the-dave-chappelle-show-was-a_2189973.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/bill-burr-1900_amazing_working-on-the-dave-chappelle-show-was-a_2189973.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/bill-burr-1900_amazing_working-on-the-dave-chappelle-show-was-a_2189973.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.” — Bill Burr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. 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