--- title: "8 Shower Door Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 8 Shower Door quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Shower Door sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86d/amelia-hutchins-9205_shower-door_ryder-we-got-a-problem-ristan-called-fro_386630.jpg" --- > [“Ryder, we got a problem,” Ristan called from beyond the other side of the etched-glass shower door. “Someone had better be dying,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amelia-hutchins/ryder-we-got-a-problem-ristan-called-from-beyond-the-other-side-of/) [Amelia Hutchins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amelia-hutchins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86d/amelia-hutchins-9205_shower-door_ryder-we-got-a-problem-ristan-called-fro_386630.jpg) > [“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-lancaster/this-quick-foray-onto-the-toilet-has-been-no-different-an-endeavor/) [Jen Lancaster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-lancaster/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90e/jen-lancaster-6189_adult-life_this-quick-foray-onto-the-toilet-has-bee_979712.png) > [“You could have knocked ... Or, you know, announced your entrance like they do on Downton Abbey ”. He steps out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krista-ritchie/you-could-have-knocked-or-you-know-announced-your-entrance-like-they/) [Krista Ritchie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krista-ritchie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97e/krista-ritchie-1506_shower-door_you-could-have-knocked-or-you-know-annou_1064885.jpg) > [“I reached into his underwear and got out his cock. “This works.” “It’s for fucking you.” I snapped the shower door open.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-reached-into-his-underwear-and-got-out-his-cock-this-works-it-s-for/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58e/anonymous-1_shower-door_i-reached-into-his-underwear-and-got-out_1426767.jpg) > [“But I had to admit that maybe the reason I'd had a meltdown wasn't just about the shower. I think the shower…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarra-manning/but-i-had-to-admit-that-maybe-the-reason-i-d-had-a-meltdown-wasn-t/) [Sarra Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarra-manning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7d/sarra-manning-4211_meltdown_but-i-had-to-admit-that-maybe-the-reason_1773784.png) > [“From Tomorrow to Yesterday The tree trunks move in time with the rhythm of her rubber soles on the wet path, where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jens-christian-gr-ndahl/from-tomorrow-to-yesterday-the-tree-trunks-move-in-time-with-the/) [Jens Christian Grøndahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jens-christian-gr-ndahl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/433/jens-christian-gr-ndahl-53146_black-hair_from-tomorrow-to-yesterday-the-tree-trun_1902785.jpg) > [“I love you . . . even if you are insane.” Kellan was chuckling as he opened the shower door. “Good, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-c-stephens/i-love-you-even-if-you-are-insane-kellan-was-chuckling-as-he-opened/) [S.C. Stephens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-c-stephens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/s-c-stephens-1131_gaze_i-love-you-even-if-you-are-insane-kellan_2329718.jpg) > [“And I’ve been your monkey ever since. (Vik) Nah. You’re not my monkey, Vik. You’re my bitch. (Devyn) Of course I am.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/and-i-ve-been-your-monkey-ever-since-vik-nah-you-re-not-my-monkey-vik/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d3/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bitch_and-i-ve-been-your-monkey-ever-since-vik_2417163.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shower-door/#itemlist", "name": "Shower Door Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Ryder, we got a problem,” Ristan called from beyond the other side of the etched-glass shower door. “Someone had better be dying, Ristan,” Ryder growled when he'd pulled away from kissing me. “They might be. You need to come see this.” “We will be right there,” Ryder called out as I slid down his hard body. He watched me with a smirk and then placed his hand on my arm to move me from beneath the water, so he could rinse off. I watched him, unable to pull my eyes off of his hands as they roved over his body.He was quicksand, and I was sinking. “Did you say we?” Ristan asked. I blushed from my head to my Paint Your Toron-Toes Rose colored toenails. I opened the shower door and stepped out meeting Ristan's eyes. “Don't ask.” “How the…did you sift into his shower?” he asked, bubbling with laughter. “I said don't ask! It wasn't my fault. 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The sun breaks through the clouds as she runs back, its light diffused on the gravel drive and the magnolia in front of the kitchen window. His car is no longer parked beside hers, he must have left while she was in the woods. He hadn't stirred when she rose, and she'd already been in bed when he came home late last night. She lay with her back turned, eyes closed, as he undressed, taking care not to wake her. She leans against one of the pillars of the garage and stretches, before emptying the mailbox and letting herself into the house. She puts the mail on the kitchen table. The little light on the coffeemaker is on; she switches it off. Not so long ago, she would have felt a stab of irritation or a touch of tenderness, depending on her mood. He always forgets to turn off that machine. She puts the kettle on, sprinkles tea leaves into the pot, and goes over to the kitchen window. She observes the magnolia blossoms, already starting to open. They'll have to talk about it, of course, but neither of them seems able to find the right words, the right moment. She pauses on her way through the sitting room. She stands amid her furniture looking out over the lawn and the pond at the end of the garden. The canopies of the trees are dimly reflected in the shining water. She goes into the bathroom. The shower door is still spotted with little drops. As time went on they have come to make contact during the day only briefly, like passing strangers. But that's the way it has been since the children left home, nothing unusual in that. She takes off her clothes and stands in front of the mirror where a little while ago he stood shaving. She greets her reflection with a wry smile. She has never been able to view herself in a mirror without this moue, as if demonstrating a certain guardedness about what she sees. The dark green eyes and wavy black hair, the angularity of her features. 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