--- title: "1 Shoulder Said Quotes By Jennifer Rardin" description: "1 Shoulder Said quotes by Jennifer Rardin. Plus more from Jennifer Rardin and more Shoulder Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a91/jennifer-rardin-10609_beer_and-then-it-hit-me-one-of-those-evil-tho_2374683.jpg" --- > [And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder I said, "You know, since you have some free time, maybe you could...never mind." "What?" "Well it's just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/and-then-it-hit-me-one-of-those-evil-thoughts-siblings-get-because/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a91/jennifer-rardin-10609_beer_and-then-it-hit-me-one-of-those-evil-tho_2374683.jpg) ## More by Jennifer Rardin > [“I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its toll. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-sat-up-slowly-between-the-belly-dancing-the-fire-the-visit-to-dave/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/unbelievable-after-what-just-happened-between-us-no-i-don-t-have-any/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-like-these-boots-i-told-vayl-do-you-think-they-d-sell-them-to-me/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [Jumping up and down is definitely sexy," Vayl assured me. "Would you like to do it two or three times right now before we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/jumping-up-and-down-is-definitely-sexy-vayl-assured-me-would-you-like/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [“Cassandra watched him go, slumping a little as the distance between them grew. "He was so nice." "Yeah." "And look at that butt." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/cassandra-watched-him-go-slumping-a-little-as-the-distance-between/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/the-padlock-clicked-open-a-voice-soundingoddly-like-south-parks-s/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know. On the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/communication-is-such-a-two-edged-sword-for-guys-on-the-one-hand-they/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me, you know,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this-would-be-a-bad-time-to-ask/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [“WHAT?!" I felt the prickling along my scalp that signaled Big Anger. I wished I was the Queen of Hearts so I could just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/what-i-felt-the-prickling-along-my-scalp-that-signaled-big-anger-i/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/have-you-dared-to-eat-my-son-i-laughed-actually-it-started-out-as/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/sometimes-things-would-be-so-much-simpler-if-you-could-just-pull-out/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [“I can't belly dance.' Yes, you can. It's in your fi--' Will you stop reading my goddamn file!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-can-t-belly-dance-yes-you-can-it-s-in-your-fi-will-you-stop-reading/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/cole-i-just-thought-of-a-new-game-jaz-what-s-that-cole-splat-the/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/so-of-course-that-was-the-moment-my-motherboard-decided-to-do-a-short/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) > [“Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the first-class ticket…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/who-brings-baby-pictures-on-an-international-flight-i-hissed-if-i-d/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shoulder-said/jennifer-rardin/#itemlist", "name": "1 Shoulder Said Quotes By Jennifer Rardin", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder I said, \"You know, since you have some free time, maybe you could...never mind.\" \"What?\" \"Well it's just that, all those calories you've been drink - I mean - not burning off have kind of settled on your gut. 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