--- title: "20 Should Quotes By Zach Braff" description: "20 Should quotes by Zach Braff. Plus more from Zach Braff and more Should sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bd/zach-braff-854_minorities_i-don-t-think-restaurants-should-refuse_184249.png" --- > [I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-think-restaurants-should-refuse-to-serve-minority-people-they/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bd/zach-braff-854_minorities_i-don-t-think-restaurants-should-refuse_184249.png) > [Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/prohibition-didn-t-work-so-why-should-emancipation-work-i-think-we/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c4/zach-braff-854_emancipation_prohibition-didn-t-work-so-why-should-em_1556420.png) > [I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-know-i-probably-should-be-sad-about-my-mother-s-cancer-but-she/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6b/zach-braff-854_cancer_i-know-i-probably-should-be-sad-about-my_256533.png) > [If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-it-were-up-to-me-it-d-be-outlawed-i-mean-come-on-zach-braff-was/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/213/zach-braff-854_born_if-it-were-up-to-me-it-d-be-outlawed-i-m_3153661.png) > [I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-love-queers-as-much-as-the-next-guy-i-just-don-t-think-i-should/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/756/zach-braff-854_guy_i-love-queers-as-much-as-the-next-guy-i_691658.png) > [I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-think-the-bible-should-be-re-written-for-today-s-society-we-can/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f28/zach-braff-854_bible_i-think-the-bible-should-be-re-written-f_2726373.png) > [Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/turning-water-to-wine-i-mean-c-mon-that-s-stupid-they-should-have-let/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/zach-braff-854_bible_turning-water-to-wine-i-mean-c-mon-that_715521.png) > [People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-always-tell-me-i-should-run-for-president-but-i-don-t-think/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dad/zach-braff-854_enough_people-always-tell-me-i-should-run-for-p_229229.png) > [ I think the \[New England\] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-think-the-new-england-patriots-season-should-have-an-asterisk-next/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6af/zach-braff-854_england_i-think-the-new-england-patriots-season_2640988.png) > [If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-you-re-dumb-enough-to-volunteer-for-the-army-i-don-t-see-why-we-re/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/zach-braff-854_army_if-you-re-dumb-enough-to-volunteer-for-t_3229019.png) > [A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/a-lot-of-people-say-colonialism-was-evil-or-whatever-but-what-have/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/082/zach-braff-854_apartheid_a-lot-of-people-say-colonialism-was-evil_1560155.png) > [Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-i-can-understand-why-men-want-it-to-be-legal-obviously-they-re/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/zach-braff-854_bubbles_well-i-can-understand-why-men-want-it-to_273313.png) > [I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-m-not-saying-eating-babies-should-be-legal-but-when-they-re-so/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fb/zach-braff-854_baby_i-m-not-saying-eating-babies-should-be-l_602989.png) > [So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/so-i-was-at-the-gas-station-the-other-day-and-i-saw-that-there-was/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28e/zach-braff-854_blind_so-i-was-at-the-gas-station-the-other-da_233228.jpg) > [You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/you-know-i-think-there-should-be-a-zach-braff-day-we-could-have-it-on/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb6/zach-braff-854_ask-me_you-know-i-think-there-should-be-a-zach_1208542.png) > [I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-know-why-people-were-so-upset-with-me-prince-got-his-own/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/zach-braff-854_giving_i-don-t-know-why-people-were-so-upset-wi_790737.png) > [I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-mean-i-understand-that-because-they-re-disadvantaged-that-they/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43e/zach-braff-854_bits_i-mean-i-understand-that-because-they-re_784709.jpg) > [It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-s-not-that-i-m-racist-or-anything-because-i-m-not-but-i-just-don-t/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/zach-braff-854_dies_it-s-not-that-i-m-racist-or-anything-bec_2080706.png) > [Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/everyone-has-an-idea-that-they-think-would-be-a-great-movie-everyone/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/577/zach-braff-854_cousin_everyone-has-an-idea-that-they-think-wou_1314210.png) > [You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/you-always-see-actors-complaining-about-being-typecast-and-ruining/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a00/zach-braff-854_accepting_you-always-see-actors-complaining-about_989763.png) ## Other authors on Should ## More by Zach Braff > [The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-thing-about-hitting-kids-is-think-about-if-you-were-doing-the/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-greatest-charity-you-can-contribute-to-is-yourself-instead-of/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yea-he-s-alright-but-he-s-no-zach-braff/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-was-really-starting-to-get-pathetic-everyday-they-would-come-in/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-ask-me-did-the-fame-come-too-fast-do-you-ever-wish-for-your/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-wouldn-t-exactly-call-it-intelligent-but-somebody-has-to-be-behind/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-have-called-me-fake-but-personally-i-don-t-think-i-m-fake/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-things-seem-to-be-slowing-down-there-s-this-little-trick-i-like/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-want-to-take-piano-lessons-i-want-to-study-at-university-i-want-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-john-mccain-were-really-a-war-hero-he-would-ve-won-vietnam/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-it-s-not-that-i-hate-them-but-honestly-if-i-saw-two-homeless/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I never looked at bread the same way again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-looked-at-bread-the-same-way-again/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-belive-oprah-s-sexual-abuse-stories-i-mean-who-would-take-a/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/should/zach-braff/#itemlist", "name": "20 Should Quotes By Zach Braff", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. 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