--- title: "13 Should Quotes By Scott Adams" description: "13 Should quotes by Scott Adams. Plus more from Scott Adams and more Should sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/668/scott-adams-666_dilbert_i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert_341974.jpg" --- > [I should have written that down. - Dilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/668/scott-adams-666_dilbert_i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert_341974.jpg) > [I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-hated-my-work-it-never-seemed-to-me-to-be-what-i-should-be-doing/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/995/scott-adams-666_doing_i-hated-my-work-it-never-seemed-to-me-to_2233334.jpg) > [I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-think-you-should-live-your-life-so-that-the-maximum-number-of/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d80/scott-adams-666_attend_i-think-you-should-live-your-life-so-tha_3049852.jpg) > [The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-amount-of-energy-spent-laughing-at-a-joke-should-be-directly/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ae/scott-adams-666_amount_the-amount-of-energy-spent-laughing-at-a_908084.jpg) > [The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-first-time-you-see-something-that-you-have-never-seen-before-you/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d39/scott-adams-666_first-time_the-first-time-you-see-something-that-yo_1179236.jpg) > [Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/crackpot-is-an-excellent-job-because-the-expectations-are-so-low-no/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ae/scott-adams-666_crackpots_crackpot-is-an-excellent-job-because-the_2620798.jpg) > [Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/boss-i-just-heard-that-light-travels-faster-than-sound-i-m-wondering/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29c/scott-adams-666_boss_boss-i-just-heard-that-light-travels-fas_2504759.jpg) > [I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-keep-hearing-the-argument-that-some-things-are-constitutional-while/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d03/scott-adams-666_argument_i-keep-hearing-the-argument-that-some-th_1883379.jpg) > [“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/you-re-thinking-i-m-one-of-those-wise-ass-california-vegetarians-who/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cf/scott-adams-666_able_you-re-thinking-i-m-one-of-those-wise-as_1787547.jpg) > [ I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you \[women\]. That's exactly why you should… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-was-surprised-to-learn-that-doing-household-chores-qualifies-as/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71d/scott-adams-666_butlers_i-was-surprised-to-learn-that-doing-hous_392613.jpg) > [Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/everyone-says-there-s-a-lack-of-leadership-in-the-world-these-days-i/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/scott-adams-666_being-thankful_everyone-says-there-s-a-lack-of-leadersh_2392556.jpg) > [I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should-have-guns-citizens-should/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e9/scott-adams-666_amendment_i-believe-everybody-in-the-world-should_3156263.jpg) > [If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-re-following-the-news-you-know-that-the-major-religions-differ/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d11/scott-adams-666_aim_if-you-re-following-the-news-you-know-th_2011142.jpg) ## Other authors on Should ## More by Scott Adams > [The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-creator-of-the-universe-works-in-mysterious-ways-but-he-uses-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-think-your-odds-of-solving-your-problem-are-bad-don-t-rule-out/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/frankly-i-m-suspicious-of-anyone-who-has-a-strong-opinion-on-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-want-success-figure-out-the-price-then-pay-it-it-sounds/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [Ideas are worthless, execution is everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/ideas-are-worthless-execution-is-everything/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/for-five-hundred-dollars-i-ll-name-a-subatomic-particle-after-you/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/failure-always-brings-something-valuable-with-it-i-don-t-let-it-leave/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-longer-you-verk-here-diverse-it-gets/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/on-all-the-important-stuff-we-are-emotional-creatures-who-make/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/what-you-rarely-see-is-a-stillborn-failure-that-transmogrifies-into-a/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/because-everything-you-perceive-is-a-metaphor-for-something-your/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/capitalism-is-rotten-at-every-level-and-yet-it-adds-up-to-something/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/the-best-part-about-being-my-age-is-in-knowing-how-my-life-worked-out/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/if-you-see-voters-as-rational-you-ll-be-a-terrible-politician-people/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) > [E-books are impervious to analogy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/e-books-are-impervious-to-analogy/) [Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/should/scott-adams/#itemlist", "name": "13 Should Quotes By Scott Adams", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I should have written that down. - Dilbert", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/668/scott-adams-666_dilbert_i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert_341974.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/668/scott-adams-666_dilbert_i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert_341974.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/668/scott-adams-666_dilbert_i-should-have-written-that-down-dilbert_341974.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I should have written that down. - Dilbert” — Scott Adams", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I hated my work. 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I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Scott Adams" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/everyone-says-there-s-a-lack-of-leadership-in-the-world-these-days-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/scott-adams-666_being-thankful_everyone-says-there-s-a-lack-of-leadersh_2392556.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/scott-adams-666_being-thankful_everyone-says-there-s-a-lack-of-leadersh_2392556.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/scott-adams-666_being-thankful_everyone-says-there-s-a-lack-of-leadersh_2392556.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. 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