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> [I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-went-on-a-diet-swore-off-drinking-and-heavy-eating-and-in-fourteen-2/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

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## More by Joe E. Lewis

> [Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/adlai-stevenson-has-a-genius-for-saying-the-right-thing-at-the-right/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/show-me-a-friend-in-need-and-i-ll-show-you-a-pest/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/show-me-a-man-with-both-feet-on-the-ground-and-i-ll-show-you-a-man/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/there-s-only-one-thing-money-won-t-buy-and-that-is-poverty/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-ve-been-on-such-a-losing-streak-that-if-i-had-been-around-i-would/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-m-still-chasing-girls-i-don-t-remember-what-for-but-i-m-still/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/if-you-drink-like-a-fish-don-t-drive-swim/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-would-take-a-bomb-but-i-can-t-stand-the-noise/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/they-had-me-on-the-operating-table-all-day-they-looked-into-my/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/it-doesn-t-matter-whether-you-are-rich-or-poor-as-long-as-you-ve-got/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [We can afford almost any mistake once.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/we-can-afford-almost-any-mistake-once/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/show-me-a-man-with-very-little-money-and-i-will-show-you-a-bum/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-distrust-camels-and-anyone-else-who-can-go-a-week-without-a-drink/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-but-if-you-can-get-him-to-roll-over-and/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

> [You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/you-are-only-young-once-and-if-you-work-it-right-once-is-enough/)

[Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/)

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