--- title: "9 Shots drinking Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Shots drinking quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Shots drinking sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg" --- > [You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-have-a-beer/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg) > [I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/) [Adrian Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrian-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/adrian-rogers-2096_alcohol_i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have_1064748.png) > [Work like you don't need the money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-joubert/work-like-you-don-t-need-the-money/) [Joseph Joubert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-joubert/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/joseph-joubert-1017_ballroom-dance_work-like-you-don-t-need-the-money-12954_1295471.png) > [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/) [Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png) > [No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-k-chesterton/no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad-as-drunkenness-or-so-good-as/) [Gilbert K. Chesterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-k-chesterton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/838/gilbert-k-chesterton-223_alcohol_no-animal-ever-invented-anything-as-bad_721854.png) > [I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-levant/i-envy-people-who-drink-at-least-they-have-something-to-blame/) [Oscar Levant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-levant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ae/oscar-levant-11056_alcohol_i-envy-people-who-drink-at-least-they-ha_2869371.png) > [My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/winston-churchill/my-rule-of-life-prescribed-as-an-absolutely-sacred-rite-smoking-cigars/) [Winston Churchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/winston-churchill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ed/winston-churchill-95_alcohol_my-rule-of-life-prescribed-as-an-absolut_2453094.jpg) > [I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-e-lewis/i-went-on-a-diet-swore-off-drinking-and-heavy-eating-and-in-fourteen-2/) [Joe E. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-e-lewis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/455/joe-e-lewis-20279_alcohol_i-went-on-a-diet-swore-off-drinking-and_2476816.jpg) > [Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/alcohol-is-a-very-necessary-article-it-enables-parliament-to-do/) [George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b73/george-bernard-shaw-68_alcohol_alcohol-is-a-very-necessary-article-it-e_470559.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shots-drinking/#itemlist", "name": "Shots drinking Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-have-a-beer/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Adrian Rogers" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrian-rogers/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have-a-bible-to-lean-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/adrian-rogers-2096_alcohol_i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have_1064748.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/adrian-rogers-2096_alcohol_i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have_1064748.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7d/adrian-rogers-2096_alcohol_i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-do-not-have_1064748.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.” — Adrian Rogers", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Work like you don't need the money.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joseph Joubert" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-joubert/work-like-you-don-t-need-the-money/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/joseph-joubert-1017_ballroom-dance_work-like-you-don-t-need-the-money-12954_1295471.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/joseph-joubert-1017_ballroom-dance_work-like-you-don-t-need-the-money-12954_1295471.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a4/joseph-joubert-1017_ballroom-dance_work-like-you-don-t-need-the-money-12954_1295471.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Work like you don't need the money.” — Joseph Joubert", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Benjamin Franklin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gilbert K. 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