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title: "92 Shotguns Quotes by 88 authors"
description: "Browse 92 Shotguns quotes by 88 authors. Discover the best Shotguns sayings and thoughts."
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> [A man can’t have too many guitars or too many shotguns.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-earl-keen/a-man-can-t-have-too-many-guitars-or-too-many-shotguns/)

[Robert Earl Keen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-earl-keen/)

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> [Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rutger-hauer/maybe-you-ll-end-up-like-me-a-hobo-with-a-shotgun/)

[Rutger Hauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rutger-hauer/)

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> [You can't talk to a man, with a shotgun in his hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carole-king/you-can-t-talk-to-a-man-with-a-shotgun-in-his-hand/)

[Carole King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carole-king/)

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> [“Shotguns and children don't mix.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-child/shotguns-and-children-don-t-mix/)

[Lee Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-child/)

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> [Don't make Christ ride shotgun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-hart/don-t-make-christ-ride-shotgun/)

[Mark Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-hart/)

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> [In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-puzo/in-sicily-women-are-more-dangerous-than-shotguns/)

[Mario Puzo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-puzo/)

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> [It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-wall/it-s-easy-to-solve-the-halting-problem-with-a-shotgun/)

[Larry Wall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-wall/)

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> [Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-r-lansdale/hallowed-be-thy-name-oh-lord-and-shotgun-do-your-stuff/)

[Joe R. Lansdale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-r-lansdale/)

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> [How to stop Messi? You need to bring a shotgun, pam-pam and that's it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sonia-manzano/how-to-stop-messi-you-need-to-bring-a-shotgun-pam-pam-and-that-s-it/)

[Sonia Manzano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sonia-manzano/)

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> [So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun, These people ain't seen a brown skin man, Since their grandparents bought one](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zack-de-la-rocha/so-now-i-m-rollin-down-rodeo-wit-a-shotgun-these-people-ain-t-seen-a/)

[Zack de la Rocha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zack-de-la-rocha/)

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> [You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-murphy/you-know-you-can-t-just-run-and-shoot-people-in-the-knee-caps-with/)

[Eddie Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-murphy/)

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> [When perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bren-brown/when-perfectionism-is-driving-us-shame-is-riding-shotgun-and-fear-is/)

[Brené Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bren-brown/)

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> [The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nash-buckingham/the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have-in-one-s-boat-for-mallards/)

[Nash Buckingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nash-buckingham/)

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> [“I do believe the shotguns helped them accept this reality sooner than they might have otherwise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-mccafferty/i-do-believe-the-shotguns-helped-them-accept-this-reality-sooner-than/)

[Megan McCafferty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-mccafferty/)

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> [“Twelve-gauge shotguns are unpleasant for shooters weighing less than 160 pounds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-s-farnam/twelve-gauge-shotguns-are-unpleasant-for-shooters-weighing-less-than/)

[John S. Farnam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-s-farnam/)

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> [I had to shoot shotguns for The Blues Brothers. But I don't like that stuff. Too butch for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-fisher/i-had-to-shoot-shotguns-for-the-blues-brothers-but-i-don-t-like-that/)

[Carrie Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-fisher/)

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> [Some summers my father would take us down to visit our grandmother in Louisville, who was an ex-slave, Susan Jones, and she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quincy-jones/some-summers-my-father-would-take-us-down-to-visit-our-grandmother-in/)

[Quincy Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quincy-jones/)

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> [On a horse that consistently hung left-The best thing you can do is put a bit of lead in his right ear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lester-piggott/on-a-horse-that-consistently-hung-left-the-best-thing-you-can-do-is/)

[Lester Piggott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lester-piggott/)

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> [Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-garfield/advertising-is-not-a-rifle-it-is-a-shotgun-and-any-campaign-featuring/)

[Bob Garfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-garfield/)

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> [People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/people-are-bringing-shotguns-to-ufo-sightings-brings-a-whole-new/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [Simply, with a Republican Congress sitting shotgun, Mitt Romney will put the middle class on the roof and take us for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patty-murray/simply-with-a-republican-congress-sitting-shotgun-mitt-romney-will/)

[Patty Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patty-murray/)

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> [The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clint-smith/the-handgun-would-not-be-my-choice-of-weapon-if-i-knew-i-was-going-to/)

[Clint Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clint-smith/)

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> [Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-wall/perl-doesn-t-have-an-infatuation-with-enforced-privacy-it-would/)

[Larry Wall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-wall/)

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> [I grew up hunting with shotguns and rifles, and we had a gun in every corner of the living room. I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anson-mount/i-grew-up-hunting-with-shotguns-and-rifles-and-we-had-a-gun-in-every/)

[Anson Mount](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anson-mount/)

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> [Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/heavy-metal-fans-are-buying-heavy-metal-records-taking-the-records/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [Hang on, Pa, don't reach for yer shotgun just yet," I said, grinning over the protective streak I found funny, when there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/hang-on-pa-don-t-reach-for-yer-shotgun-just-yet-i-said-grinning-over/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

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> [I was here, and I loaded a shotgun on Independence Day, but I didn't kill anybody. I didn't drone any children. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-kokesh/i-was-here-and-i-loaded-a-shotgun-on-independence-day-but-i-didn-t/)

[Adam Kokesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-kokesh/)

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> [“Nice to meet you.” “Just so you know, those shotguns are real.” My grandmother pointed to the back wall where the weapons…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cannon/nice-to-meet-you-just-so-you-know-those-shotguns-are-real-my/)

[Chris Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cannon/)

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> [I wish I was still an atheist. Believing I was born into a harsh, uncaring cosmos – in which my existence was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-stross/i-wish-i-was-still-an-atheist-believing-i-was-born-into-a-harsh/)

[Charles Stross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-stross/)

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> [My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-clapton/my-selective-memory-of-what-drinking-was-like-told-me-that-standing/)

[Eric Clapton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-clapton/)

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> [“The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made light combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-s-a-corey/the-mechanic-had-laid-out-two-suits-of-their-martian-made-light/)

[James S.A. Corey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-s-a-corey/)

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> [Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/guys-gals-now-hear-this-no-one-wants-to-take-away-your-hunting-rifles/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/in-football-the-object-is-for-the-quarterback-also-known-as-the-field/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Ever since Richard Nixon walloped George McGovern in the presidential election of 1972, political pundits have treated as a truism the proposition…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-alterman/ever-since-richard-nixon-walloped-george-mcgovern-in-the-presidential/)

[Eric Alterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-alterman/)

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> [As Americans, we have a long history with firearms. We also have a government built on compromise, so here is the compromise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-symmonds/as-americans-we-have-a-long-history-with-firearms-we-also-have-a/)

[Nick Symmonds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-symmonds/)

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> [I am sometimes perplexed by people who refer to defensive rifles, or defensive rifle shooting. The defensive arm is the pistol, since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-cooper/i-am-sometimes-perplexed-by-people-who-refer-to-defensive-rifles-or/)

[Jeff Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-cooper/)

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> [ \[In 1951\] we were also told that the Russians could be parachuting from planes over our town at any time. These were… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-dylan/in-1951-we-were-also-told-that-the-russians-could-be-parachuting-from/)

[Bob Dylan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-dylan/)

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> [When your holding a double barrel shotgun use both barrels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jr/when-your-holding-a-double-barrel-shotgun-use-both-barrels/)

[JR](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jr/)

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> [Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-kripke/driver-picks-the-music-shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole/)

[Eric Kripke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-kripke/)

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> [Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/last-time-i-called-shotgun-we-had-rented-a-limo-so-i-messed-up/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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                        "text": "I was here, and I loaded a shotgun on Independence Day, but I didn't kill anybody. I didn't drone any children. I didn't steal any children's future. I didn't sell this country into debt. I didn't do any of the crimes that the man two blocks over at the White House is responsible for,",
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                        "text": "“Nice to meet you.” “Just so you know, those shotguns are real.” My grandmother pointed to the back wall where the weapons hung above the mantle. Grant’s smile faltered. “Okay.” “Grandma.” I couldn’t believe she’d done that. I half ran to the door, before anyone said anything else to ruin my date. “See you guys later.” Grant’s gaze went to my exposed shoulders. “I saw that,” my grandma said.”",
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                        "text": "I wish I was still an atheist. Believing I was born into a harsh, uncaring cosmos – in which my existence was a random roll of the dice and I was destined to die and rot and then be gone forever – was infinitely more comforting than the truth. Because the truth is that my God is coming back. When he arrives I’ll be waiting for him with a shotgun. And I’m keeping the last shell for myself.",
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                        "text": "My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide.",
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                        "text": "“The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made light combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of ammunition and explosives. “What,” Holden said, “is all this?” “You said to gear up for the drop.” “I meant, like, underwear and toothbrushes.”",
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                        "text": "Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns. No one wants to take away your revolvers, and no one wants to take away your automatic pistols, as long as said pistols hold no more than ten rounds. If you can't kill a home invader (or your wife, up in the middle of the night to get a snack from the fridge) with ten shots, you need to go back to the local shooting range.",
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                        "text": "In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line. In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! I hope I'll be safe at home!",
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                        "text": "Ever since Richard Nixon walloped George McGovern in the presidential election of 1972, political pundits have treated as a truism the proposition that liberals are out of step with the rest of the nation, and therefore all but unelectable outside the precincts of the Northeast -- give or take a college town here or a ski resort there. During the course of every presidential election for the past forty years now, Republicans have sought to wield the word liberal as if it were a six-gauge shotgun.",
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                        "text": "As Americans, we have a long history with firearms. We also have a government built on compromise, so here is the compromise I propose: Ban assault rifles and handguns for everyone except police and military personnel. These weapons are made to kill humans and should be strictly limited. At the same time, allow responsible citizens to own rifles and shotguns. Rifles are for hunting big-game animals, shotguns are for hunting birds; non-automatic versions of these weapons should be available for those with an interest in hunting or target shooting.",
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