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title: "337 Shorts Quotes by 295 authors"
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> [I Love my shorts,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/payge/i-love-my-shorts/)

[Payge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/payge/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a79/payge-21858_being-a-girl_i-love-my-shorts-1964647_1964647.jpg)

> [Me in shorts;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cortezp/me-in-shorts/)

[Cortezp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cortezp/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f8/cortezp-84129_short_me-in-shorts-575032_575032.jpg)

> [Lol short shorts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/lol-short-shorts/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43b/anonymous-1_quote_lol-short-shorts-857201_857201.jpg)

> [Eat my shorts!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/eat-my-shorts/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aff/anonymous-1_short_eat-my-shorts-1838784_1838784.jpg)

> [Yup in my shorts lol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yup-in-my-shorts-lol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70b/anonymous-1_short_yup-in-my-shorts-lol-2017101_2017101.jpg)

> [Crop tops and shorts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/crop-tops-and-shorts/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f07/anonymous-1_fashion_crop-tops-and-shorts-1758650_1758650.jpg)

> [I love skating in shorts, it's really comfortable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nyjah-huston/i-love-skating-in-shorts-it-s-really-comfortable/)

[Nyjah Huston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nyjah-huston/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51b/nyjah-huston-4287_comfortable_i-love-skating-in-shorts-it-s-really-com_23076.png)

> [My new shorts for the Summer time<3](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stay-true-4-life/my-new-shorts-for-the-summer-time-3/)

[Stay\_true\_4\_life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stay-true-4-life/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26a/stay-true-4-life-56311_summer_my-new-shorts-for-the-summer-time-3-1512_151202.jpg)

> [That's why I wear short shorts. Them legs, bro.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gardner-minshew/that-s-why-i-wear-short-shorts-them-legs-bro/)

[Gardner Minshew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gardner-minshew/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bf/gardner-minshew-9815_bro_that-s-why-i-wear-short-shorts-them-legs_758192.jpg)

> [You made your own jean shorts...with a butter knife?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/you-made-your-own-jean-shorts-with-a-butter-knife/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb8/richelle-mead-46_knives_you-made-your-own-jean-shorts-with-a-but_1096694.jpg)

> [I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rafael-nadal/i-just-wanted-to-see-how-the-shorts-felt-again/)

[Rafael Nadal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rafael-nadal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65c/rafael-nadal-1804_felt_i-just-wanted-to-see-how-the-shorts-felt_1986227.png)

> [What's the point of shorts if they're not short?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juergen-teller/what-s-the-point-of-shorts-if-they-re-not-short/)

[Juergen Teller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juergen-teller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/923/juergen-teller-9589_fashion_what-s-the-point-of-shorts-if-they-re-no_133489.jpg)

> [I love sundresses and I love shorts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-tisdale/i-love-sundresses-and-i-love-shorts/)

[Ashley Tisdale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-tisdale/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2a/ashley-tisdale-2382_i-love_i-love-sundresses-and-i-love-shorts-5637_563742.jpg)

> [Short shorts are not for everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brittney-griner/short-shorts-are-not-for-everybody/)

[Brittney Griner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brittney-griner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/brittney-griner-4548_everybody_short-shorts-are-not-for-everybody-28281_2828139.png)

> [Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorrie-fair/michael-jordan-always-wore-his-carolina-shorts-under-his-bulls-uniform/)

[Lorrie Fair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorrie-fair/)

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> [Everyone has to do 20 push-ups for the mellophones shorts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-goldberg/everyone-has-to-do-20-push-ups-for-the-mellophones-shorts/)

[Aaron Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-goldberg/)

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> [Shorts are silly. Men in shorts are silly men. And silly is the very worst thing a man can be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-a-gill/shorts-are-silly-men-in-shorts-are-silly-men-and-silly-is-the-very/)

[A. A. Gill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-a-gill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9b/a-a-gill-3415_man_shorts-are-silly-men-in-shorts-are-silly_748608.png)

> [Dress for the weather. If its hot, wear shorts if you want to. Who cares what people say.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dress-for-the-weather-if-its-hot-wear-shorts-if-you-want-to-who-cares/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/it-is-a-point-of-pride-for-the-american-male-to-keep-the-same-size/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88f/bill-cosby-720_american_it-is-a-point-of-pride-for-the-american_71696.jpg)

> [Here, cover yourself with this and I'll wash your shorts." "Oh, I don't care if you see me," says Peeta.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/here-cover-yourself-with-this-and-i-ll-wash-your-shorts-oh-i-don-t/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/397/suzanne-collins-60_care_here-cover-yourself-with-this-and-i-ll-w_1596183.jpg)

> [Sometimes I just want to sit in my boxer shorts and cry. That's what being a human is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-narstie/sometimes-i-just-want-to-sit-in-my-boxer-shorts-and-cry-that-s-what/)

[Big Narstie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-narstie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d45/big-narstie-11332_being_sometimes-i-just-want-to-sit-in-my-boxer_1367303.jpg)

> [I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-milonakis/i-think-the-fans-of-the-old-school-internet-shorts-were-a-little-bit/)

[Andy Milonakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-milonakis/)

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> [When I get up in the morning, I stay nude for three or four hours. If I really feel like getting formal,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iggy-pop/when-i-get-up-in-the-morning-i-stay-nude-for-three-or-four-hours-if-i/)

[Iggy Pop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iggy-pop/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/iggy-pop-3990_boards_when-i-get-up-in-the-morning-i-stay-nude_193293.png)

> [I hate Nassau and the Bahamas. It's one of those places I'd always wanted to visit since reading Ian Fleming but it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-parsons/i-hate-nassau-and-the-bahamas-it-s-one-of-those-places-i-d-always/)

[Tony Parsons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-parsons/)

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> [“She wears latex bicycle shorts nearly every day, and I will tell you why: because she can. I consider it an act…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/she-wears-latex-bicycle-shorts-nearly-every-day-and-i-will-tell-you/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [It's interesting to work with celebrities; they are very goal-oriented. But they still have to put their shorts on one leg at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-kirsch/it-s-interesting-to-work-with-celebrities-they-are-very-goal-oriented/)

[David Kirsch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-kirsch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/david-kirsch-7019_leg_it-s-interesting-to-work-with-celebritie_2130477.jpg)

> [I love film and, particularly, shorts. You don't get to see them often, and they're a great little form, like a short…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-waters/i-love-film-and-particularly-shorts-you-don-t-get-to-see-them-often/)

[Sarah Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-waters/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/073/sarah-waters-2758_cinema_i-love-film-and-particularly-shorts-you_2287909.png)

> [When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-fogler/when-i-was-a-kid-i-would-make-kung-fu-movies-with-the-kids-in-the/)

[Dan Fogler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-fogler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c88/dan-fogler-17132_behinds_when-i-was-a-kid-i-would-make-kung-fu-mo_1035913.jpg)

> [I like to have long shorts, not really high, but very long, you know, almost to my knee. I like when it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gael-monfils/i-like-to-have-long-shorts-not-really-high-but-very-long-you-know/)

[Gael Monfils](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gael-monfils/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ab/gael-monfils-4124_baggy_i-like-to-have-long-shorts-not-really-hi_431928.jpg)

> [I also remember riding home from a wonderful day with only my bathing shorts, losing the chain of my bicycle, having no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/volker-bertelmann/i-also-remember-riding-home-from-a-wonderful-day-with-only-my-bathing/)

[Volker Bertelmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/volker-bertelmann/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a68/volker-bertelmann-21848_bathing_i-also-remember-riding-home-from-a-wonde_351057.jpg)

> [If I need a pair of tennis shorts, I'll buy them online. I don't really care. Not going to go and try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-marino/if-i-need-a-pair-of-tennis-shorts-i-ll-buy-them-online-i-don-t-really/)

[Peter Marino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-marino/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17e/peter-marino-12089_fashion_if-i-need-a-pair-of-tennis-shorts-i-ll-b_691396.jpg)

> [Sometimes no matter how well you prepare, no matter how conservative your decision making, no matter how few Y chromosomes are along…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pam-houston/sometimes-no-matter-how-well-you-prepare-no-matter-how-conservative/)

[Pam Houston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pam-houston/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82c/pam-houston-11232_adventure_sometimes-no-matter-how-well-you-prepare_171511.jpg)

> [If you get up in the morning and wear a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and some flip-flops, it's a signal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-hiddleston/if-you-get-up-in-the-morning-and-wear-a-pair-of-shorts-and-a-t-shirt/)

[Tom Hiddleston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-hiddleston/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b9/tom-hiddleston-1633_beach_if-you-get-up-in-the-morning-and-wear-a_2216683.jpg)

> [I used to not wear shorts in the summer time. I just wanted to hide it and wear long pants. Then after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-long/i-used-to-not-wear-shorts-in-the-summer-time-i-just-wanted-to-hide-it/)

[Jessica Long](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-long/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a77/jessica-long-6319_hide_i-used-to-not-wear-shorts-in-the-summer_1453445.jpg)

> [“I made the mistake of looking down when I got ready to wash his legs. The water in the lagoon was clear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracey-garvis-graves/i-made-the-mistake-of-looking-down-when-i-got-ready-to-wash-his-legs/)

[Tracey Garvis-Graves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracey-garvis-graves/)

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> [The Church is the house of God. It is forbidden for men to enter with bare arms or in shorts. It is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pio-of-pietrelcina/the-church-is-the-house-of-god-it-is-forbidden-for-men-to-enter-with/)

[Pio of Pietrelcina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pio-of-pietrelcina/)

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> [I used to sleep in the T-shirt I wore during the day and whatever ratty old gym shorts I could find on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-blasberg/i-used-to-sleep-in-the-t-shirt-i-wore-during-the-day-and-whatever/)

[Derek Blasberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-blasberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bab/derek-blasberg-20510_brooks_i-used-to-sleep-in-the-t-shirt-i-wore-du_2851592.jpg)

> [One of my favorite things about working on 'Glory Daze' is getting to wear amazing '80s outfits coupled with fabulously over-the-top hair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julianna-guill/one-of-my-favorite-things-about-working-on-glory-daze-is-getting-to/)

[Julianna Guill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julianna-guill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a48/julianna-guill-68524_about_one-of-my-favorite-things-about-working_700469.jpg)

> [Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/seriously-when-s-the-last-time-you-saw-me-wear-shorts/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/804/zach-braff-854_last-time_seriously-when-s-the-last-time-you-saw-m_691790.png)

> [I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lebron-james/i-might-play-in-shorts-but-i-wear-the-pants/)

[LeBron James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lebron-james/)

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## Top authors on Shorts

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rick-riordan-79077.jpg) Rick Riordan 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shorts/rick-riordan/)

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                        "text": "Here, cover yourself with this and I'll wash your shorts.\" \"Oh, I don't care if you see me,\" says Peeta.",
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