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title: "7 Short Trip Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Short Trip quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Short Trip sayings and thoughts."
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> [It's a short trip from the penthouse to the outhouse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-dietzel/it-s-a-short-trip-from-the-penthouse-to-the-outhouse/)

[Paul Dietzel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-dietzel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5df/paul-dietzel-63024_penthouses_it-s-a-short-trip-from-the-penthouse-to_319839.jpg)

> [Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship, unless you want it to be a short trip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-bring-baggage-from-an-ex-relationship-into-your-next/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0a/anonymous-1_ex-boyfriend_don-t-bring-baggage-from-an-ex-relations_1616437.jpg)

> ['Each One Lost' I wrote the day after I got home. My week in Afghanistan was a very short trip, but it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-cockburn/each-one-lost-i-wrote-the-day-after-i-got-home-my-week-in-afghanistan/)

[Bruce Cockburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-cockburn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/980/bruce-cockburn-9323_afghanistan_each-one-lost-i-wrote-the-day-after-i-go_2180699.jpg)

> [Life's a short trip. You'll find out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/life-s-a-short-trip-you-ll-find-out/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b80/rodney-dangerfield-755_life_life-s-a-short-trip-you-ll-find-out-2390_2390936.jpg)

> [“You're driving me fucking crazy!" "There's a short trip!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abigail-roux/you-re-driving-me-fucking-crazy-there-s-a-short-trip/)

[Abigail Roux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abigail-roux/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc7/abigail-roux-1114_crazy_you-re-driving-me-fucking-crazy-there-s_2659055.jpg)

> [“Birth, copulation, death. You come out of one hole and you end up in another one. It’s a pretty short trip.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-o-donovan/birth-copulation-death-you-come-out-of-one-hole-and-you-end-up-in/)

[Donald O'Donovan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-o-donovan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f82/donald-o-donovan-22817_birth_birth-copulation-death-you-come-out-of-o_2958075.jpg)

> [It's a very short trip. While alive, live.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-forbes/it-s-a-very-short-trip-while-alive-live/)

[Malcolm Forbes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-forbes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f70/malcolm-forbes-1510_alive_it-s-a-very-short-trip-while-alive-live_3061675.jpg)

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