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> [“He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/he-s-a-few-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

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## More by Lia Riley

> [“He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/he-s-a-few-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“Don’t break your heart trying to batter against the world, okay?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/don-t-break-your-heart-trying-to-batter-against-the-world-okay/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“My characters blather away to each other. I simply turn up and listen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/my-characters-blather-away-to-each-other-i-simply-turn-up-and-listen/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“Fifteen extra pounds padded her hips and butt, a result of an ongoing ménage a trois with Ben and Jerry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/fifteen-extra-pounds-padded-her-hips-and-butt-a-result-of-an-ongoing/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“I glance at the red-stenciled words crossing my chest—HOLDEN CAULFIELD IS MY HOMEBOY.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/i-glance-at-the-red-stenciled-words-crossing-my-chest-holden/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“I’m a high-functioning basket case.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/i-m-a-high-functioning-basket-case/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“here are beautiful places inside him, where laughter comes easy, where sweet words appear like surprises. But I also know his bitter valleys. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/here-are-beautiful-places-inside-him-where-laughter-comes-easy-where/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“I adore chocolate. I require books. They are like oxygen or water, vital to my existence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/i-adore-chocolate-i-require-books-they-are-like-oxygen-or-water-vital/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“People want to be with the sunflowers, those who rise and face the sky. Who prefers fungus, moss, things that grow in the world’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/people-want-to-be-with-the-sunflowers-those-who-rise-and-face-the-sky/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“On her tombstone it would read: She came. She saw. She made it awkward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/on-her-tombstone-it-would-read-she-came-she-saw-she-made-it-awkward/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“Let me get this straight. That necklace you're wearing is magical and it's the reason I'm standing here?" "Maybe. Maybe not. Oh, I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/let-me-get-this-straight-that-necklace-you-re-wearing-is-magical-and/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“I remember something Bran said when we were hiking in Tasmania, about how people believe they see the same river but the water is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/i-remember-something-bran-said-when-we-were-hiking-in-tasmania-about/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“If I never get lost, I’ll never be found.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/if-i-never-get-lost-i-ll-never-be-found/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“Looks like I’m enduring a two-hour car trip with the human equivalent of a splinter—a sexy splinter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/looks-like-i-m-enduring-a-two-hour-car-trip-with-the-human-equivalent/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

> [“want to get well and truly lost. I’d like to outrun my own name if the option is at all possible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-riley/want-to-get-well-and-truly-lost-i-d-like-to-outrun-my-own-name-if-the/)

[Lia Riley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-riley/)

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