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title: "47 Shitty Quotes by 44 authors"
description: "Browse 47 Shitty quotes by 44 authors. Discover the best Shitty sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c82/ray-13003_bad-day_shitty-ass-day-smh-can-t-wait-to-get-a-s_3214106.jpg"
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> [Shitty ass day smh can't wait to get a smoke...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray/shitty-ass-day-smh-can-t-wait-to-get-a-smoke/)

[RAY](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray/)

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> [“In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/austin-grossman/in-sooth-thy-life-sounds-passing-strange-and-shitty/)

[Austin Grossman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/austin-grossman/)

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> [I wish athletic grey wasn't shitty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-baruchel/i-wish-athletic-grey-wasn-t-shitty/)

[Jay Baruchel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-baruchel/)

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> [A person who can't understand that such songs are shitty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/soulja-boy/a-person-who-can-t-understand-that-such-songs-are-shitty/)

[Soulja Boy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/soulja-boy/)

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> [“Addiction is a “shitty” disease”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-w-earle/addiction-is-a-shitty-disease/)

[David W Earle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-w-earle/)

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> [“But shitty human beings sometimes make great art.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-heller/but-shitty-human-beings-sometimes-make-great-art/)

[Jerry Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-heller/)

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> [She gives good heads but has a shitty brain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dumbfoundead/she-gives-good-heads-but-has-a-shitty-brain/)

[Dumbfoundead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dumbfoundead/)

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> [Ditching someone last minute is a shitty thing to do...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ditching-someone-last-minute-is-a-shitty-thing-to-do/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I know. But honestly? Sometimes it's the only word that works.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-oakley/i-know-but-honestly-sometimes-it-s-the-only-word-that-works/)

[Colleen Oakley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-oakley/)

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> [“No, the world’s not all shit. There are just some seriously shitty people in it,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-ellis/no-the-world-s-not-all-shit-there-are-just-some-seriously-shitty/)

[Joy Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-ellis/)

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> [“a shitty personality can make even the finest man on earth seem ugly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ember-casey/a-shitty-personality-can-make-even-the-finest-man-on-earth-seem-ugly/)

[Ember Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ember-casey/)

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> [People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/people-only-mention-it-s-a-free-country-if-they-re-doing-something/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [“You two had something special – it’s the circumstances that were shitty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-randall/you-two-had-something-special-it-s-the-circumstances-that-were-shitty/)

[Andrea Randall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-randall/)

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> [Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-gould/maybe-the-next-three-star-wars-movies-will-tell-the-story-of-how-the/)

[Dana Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-gould/)

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> [“How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them???”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allie-brosh/how-am-i-supposed-to-like-myself-if-all-these-shitty-things-keep/)

[Allie Brosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allie-brosh/)

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> [“I can't read Mason & Dixon , since my mind's so shitty, I can't process it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glenn-beck/i-can-t-read-mason-dixon-since-my-mind-s-so-shitty-i-can-t-process-it/)

[Glenn Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glenn-beck/)

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> [“That was one of the shitty aspects of being single. No one to touch, no warm body to cling to on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-lennox/that-was-one-of-the-shitty-aspects-of-being-single-no-one-to-touch-no/)

[Lucy Lennox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-lennox/)

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> [“If my neighborhood were wine, connoisseurs would describe it as “shitty, with overtones of failure and poor life decisions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/if-my-neighborhood-were-wine-connoisseurs-would-describe-it-as-shitty/)

[Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/)

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> [I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/i-d-love-to-have-a-shitty-job-i-couldn-t-hold-any-down-standup-was/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aziz-ansari/you-want-what-you-can-t-have-and-if-someone-s-being-shitty-to-you/)

[Aziz Ansari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aziz-ansari/)

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> [“Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attention within one month…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-madison/lesson-learned-if-you-re-already-resorting-to-writing-shitty-poetry/)

[Kate Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-madison/)

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> [“What a shitty way to go through life, hiding your love for music so that people don't think the wrong things about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ahmir-questlove-thompson-2/what-a-shitty-way-to-go-through-life-hiding-your-love-for-music-so/)

[Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ahmir-questlove-thompson-2/)

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> [Worst music ever sells millions. The worst music with the shittiest lyrics. The fact is that they pay radio stations to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sia-furler/worst-music-ever-sells-millions-the-worst-music-with-the-shittiest/)

[Sia Furler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sia-furler/)

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> [Get rid of the shitty sound. Life's too short.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hans-zimmer/get-rid-of-the-shitty-sound-life-s-too-short/)

[Hans Zimmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hans-zimmer/)

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> [God is like a shitty girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/god-is-like-a-shitty-girlfriend/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [If you can't text and drive, you're just a shitty driver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-can-t-text-and-drive-you-re-just-a-shitty-driver/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [You know, people are basically shitty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-know-people-are-basically-shitty/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [“What shitty band are you in?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-pollard/what-shitty-band-are-you-in/)

[Robert Pollard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-pollard/)

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> [“in these shitty plastic days ...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/in-these-shitty-plastic-days/)

[Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/)

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> [Have a shitty four years wasted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/broken-soul/have-a-shitty-four-years-wasted/)

[Broken Soul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/broken-soul/)

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> [“To get over artist's block, make shitty art.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-horowitz/to-get-over-artist-s-block-make-shitty-art/)

[Dave Horowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-horowitz/)

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> [Stupid decisions lead to shitty situations](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cregge-headley/stupid-decisions-lead-to-shitty-situations/)

[Cregge Headley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cregge-headley/)

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> [“Those shitty fucks… don't stop spamming.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deyth-banger/those-shitty-fucks-don-t-stop-spamming/)

[Deyth Banger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deyth-banger/)

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> [“Loneliness is the single biggest cause of shitty lives.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-wren/loneliness-is-the-single-biggest-cause-of-shitty-lives/)

[William Wren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-wren/)

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> [I'm a fucking walking paradox, and a really shitty rapper in my favorite pair of socks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyler-the-creator/i-m-a-fucking-walking-paradox-and-a-really-shitty-rapper-in-my/)

[Tyler The Creator](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyler-the-creator/)

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> [Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moshe-kasher/part-of-your-process-of-becoming-an-adult-is-admitting-to-yourself/)

[Moshe Kasher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moshe-kasher/)

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> [“These days will be a shitty reminder of a time when we weren't the best versions of ourselves.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/corrine-jackson/these-days-will-be-a-shitty-reminder-of-a-time-when-we-weren-t-the/)

[Corrine Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/corrine-jackson/)

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> [“No matter how shitty things are, you can always get a song out of it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/grant-morrison/no-matter-how-shitty-things-are-you-can-always-get-a-song-out-of-it/)

[Grant Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/grant-morrison/)

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> [“He was a shitty husband, a cruel and distant father, and had absolutely no empathy for other human beings.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alafair-burke/he-was-a-shitty-husband-a-cruel-and-distant-father-and-had-absolutely/)

[Alafair Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alafair-burke/)

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> [Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/shitty-nappy-whizzing-through-the-air-you-don-t-see-that-in-the/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

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