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title: "3 Shit happens Quotes By Miranda H"
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> [I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-love-the-way-you-lie-to-me-it-shows-that-you-re-scared-and-you-don/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

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> [New Marriage vows For richer or poorer , sickness & health , better or worse , 'til I can't take your shit any longer . Amen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/new-marriage-vows-for-richer-or-poorer-sickness-health-better-or/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

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> [I tried to hear what you were saying, but all I heard was: Bullshit, bullshit, I am lying, I am lying, full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-tried-to-hear-what-you-were-saying-but-all-i-heard-was-bullshit/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

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## Other authors on Shit happens

## More by Miranda H

> [Kill dem hoe's whid kindness..!\*](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/kill-dem-hoe-s-whid-kindness/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [I'm the type of girl who don't give fuck!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-m-the-type-of-girl-who-don-t-give-fuck/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-have-learned-that-pleasing-everyone-is-impossible-but-pissing/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [I give respect to only those who're worth it :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-give-respect-to-only-those-who-re-worth-it/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [Right guy, Wrong time. Right time, Wrong guy. New guy, Old lines. Old guy, New lies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/right-guy-wrong-time-right-time-wrong-guy-new-guy-old-lines-old-guy/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-love-the-way-you-lie-to-me-it-shows-that-you-re-scared-and-you-don/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [The No.1 Rule of a Lady Stay Classy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/the-no-1-rule-of-a-lady-stay-classy/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [A Guy Deserves A girl who will be loyal to him and stand by his side, as long as he treats her the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/a-guy-deserves-a-girl-who-will-be-loyal-to-him-and-stand-by-his-side/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [Be careful, I might be quiet and shy but if you hurt me and try to play me, I'll put you out of your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/be-careful-i-might-be-quiet-and-shy-but-if-you-hurt-me-and-try-to/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [A True man does not love a different girl every night. A True man Loves the same girl every night for the rest of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/a-true-man-does-not-love-a-different-girl-every-night-a-true-man/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [I love listening lie, when I know the truth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-love-listening-lie-when-i-know-the-truth/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [New Marriage vows For richer or poorer , sickness & health , better or worse , 'til I can't take your shit any longer . Amen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/new-marriage-vows-for-richer-or-poorer-sickness-health-better-or/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [Crazy world that's why I stay prayed up and keep positive people around me. You can be here one day and gone the next.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/crazy-world-that-s-why-i-stay-prayed-up-and-keep-positive-people/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [I Like to play with my lip piercing sometimes DontJudgeMe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/i-like-to-play-with-my-lip-piercing-sometimes-dontjudgeme/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

> [You do your BEST... GOD will do the REST...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-h/you-do-your-best-god-will-do-the-rest/)

[Miranda H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-h/)

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