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title: "5 Shit Eating Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pramoedya-ananta-toer/how-simple-life-is-it-s-as-simple-as-this-you-re-hungry-and-you-eat/)

[Pramoedya Ananta Toer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pramoedya-ananta-toer/)

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> [“Not bad, but I've eaten worse. Guess you're just a sight more used to swallowing slimy stuff like that, than I am.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-stone/not-bad-but-i-ve-eaten-worse-guess-you-re-just-a-sight-more-used-to/)

[Johnny Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-stone/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/898/johnny-stone-57484_eaten-worse_not-bad-but-i-ve-eaten-worse-guess-you-r_215912.jpg)

> [“Brandon has a shit-eating grin. I want to make him eat it. I know what's more realistic though. I'm going to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-brown/brandon-has-a-shit-eating-grin-i-want-to-make-him-eat-it-i-know-what/)

[Tara Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f49/tara-brown-11135_little-boy_brandon-has-a-shit-eating-grin-i-want-to_519314.jpg)

> [“Stupid, shit-eating bastards, all of them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffery-hudson/stupid-shit-eating-bastards-all-of-them/)

[Jeffery Hudson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffery-hudson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/jeffery-hudson-54541_bastards_stupid-shit-eating-bastards-all-of-them_2322895.jpg)

> [“Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/son-of-a-motherfucking-ass-reaming-shit-eating-hell-dodging-soulless/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/826/rachel-vincent-677_bitch_son-of-a-motherfucking-ass-reaming-shit_2535390.png)

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