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title: "6 Shit Day Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [“Today had been a shit day, and it seemed I wasn’t about to climb down off the crap cart any time soon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-l-pyke/today-had-been-a-shit-day-and-it-seemed-i-wasn-t-about-to-climb-down/)

[Jack L. Pyke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-l-pyke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43f/jack-l-pyke-68593_crap_today-had-been-a-shit-day-and-it-seemed_216830.jpg)

> [The day you start not giving a shit, will be the day you'll be the happiest. Let them look, say what ever.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xavier-zayas/the-day-you-start-not-giving-a-shit-will-be-the-day-you-ll-be-the/)

[Xavier Zayas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xavier-zayas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/xavier-zayas-31073_being-who-you-are_the-day-you-start-not-giving-a-shit-will_881782.jpg)

> [“Ugh! Talking to the sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband was just the garlic frosting I needed on this total piece of shit day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-brogan/ugh-talking-to-the-sperm-donor-formerly-known-as-my-husband-was-just/)

[Tracy Brogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-brogan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad6/tracy-brogan-11539_quote_ugh-talking-to-the-sperm-donor-formerly_903775.jpg)

> [I got 10 bathrooms I can shit ALL DAY!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/i-got-10-bathrooms-i-can-shit-all-day/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/lil-wayne-62_quote_i-got-10-bathrooms-i-can-shit-all-day-14_1483201.jpg)

> [“I never read the paper myself. Why bother? It's the same old shit day in and day out, dictators beating the ching-chong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/i-never-read-the-paper-myself-why-bother-it-s-the-same-old-shit-day/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf9/stephen-king-13_dictators_i-never-read-the-paper-myself-why-bother_2634841.jpg)

> [That awkward moment when your at the club and the women next to you sings along with the song and says I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raul-vasquez/that-awkward-moment-when-your-at-the-club-and-the-women-next-to-you/)

[Raul Vasquez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raul-vasquez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11d/raul-vasquez-32156_awkward_that-awkward-moment-when-your-at-the-clu_3159080.jpg)

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