--- title: "20 Shirts Quotes By Darynda Jones" description: "20 Shirts quotes by Darynda Jones. Plus more from Darynda Jones and more Shirts sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/darynda-jones-474_argument_nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-duri_2289787.png" --- > [Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-during-an-argument-when-you-3/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/darynda-jones-474_argument_nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-duri_2289787.png) > [I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-m-a-virgin-but-this-is-an-old-shirt-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f05/darynda-jones-474_shirt_i-m-a-virgin-but-this-is-an-old-shirt-t_536431.png) > [You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-can-t-fix-stupid-but-you-can-numb-it-was-a-2-by-4-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/148/darynda-jones-474_numb_you-can-t-fix-stupid-but-you-can-numb-it_2346612.png) > [The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/the-police-never-find-it-as-funny-as-you-do-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c96/darynda-jones-474_funny_the-police-never-find-it-as-funny-as-you_3236209.png) > [I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-intend-to-live-forever-so-far-so-good-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe7/darynda-jones-474_chapter-headings_i-intend-to-live-forever-so-far-so-good_1795606.png) > [Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/never-knock-on-death-s-door-ring-the-doorbell-then-run-he-totally/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c3/darynda-jones-474_death_never-knock-on-death-s-door-ring-the-doo_568435.png) > [I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-totally-take-back-all-those-times-i-didn-t-want-to-nap-when-i-was/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2b/darynda-jones-474_naps_i-totally-take-back-all-those-times-i-di_245507.png) > [If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/if-life-hands-you-lemons-keep-them-because-hey-free-lemons-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/darynda-jones-474_hands_if-life-hands-you-lemons-keep-them-becau_2926050.png) > [I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-may-not-have-any-skeletons-in-my-closet-but-i-do-have-a-little-box/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d1/darynda-jones-474_boxes_i-may-not-have-any-skeletons-in-my-close_2204443.png) > [There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/there-comes-a-moment-when-you-know-you-just-aren-t-going-to-do/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3b/darynda-jones-474_moment_there-comes-a-moment-when-you-know-you-j_2624090.png) > [SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/some-girls-wear-prada-some-girls-wear-glock-17-short-recoil-spring/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/094/darynda-jones-474_girl_some-girls-wear-prada-some-girls-wear-gl_234265.png) > [Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/insanity-does-not-run-in-my-family-it-strolls-through-takes-it-s-time/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cb/darynda-jones-474_doe_insanity-does-not-run-in-my-family-it-st_1050742.png) > [I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-stop-fighting-my-inner-demons-we-re-on-the-same-side-now-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c45/darynda-jones-474_demon_i-stop-fighting-my-inner-demons-we-re-on_849919.png) > [I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-know-karate-and-like-two-other-japanese-words-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11c/darynda-jones-474_karate_i-know-karate-and-like-two-other-japanes_1754058.png) > [When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-i-want-your-opinion-i-ll-remove-the-duct-tape-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90a/darynda-jones-474_duct-tape_when-i-want-your-opinion-i-ll-remove-the_420309.png) > [Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/life-is-not-about-finding-yourself-it-s-mostly-about-chocolate-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/faa/darynda-jones-474_chocolate_life-is-not-about-finding-yourself-it-s_907530.png) > [Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/ask-me-about-my-complete-lack-of-interest-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/darynda-jones-474_ask-me_ask-me-about-my-complete-lack-of-interes_2143959.png) > [You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-know-you-have-add-when-look-a-chicken-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fea/darynda-jones-474_add_you-know-you-have-add-when-look-a-chicke_903251.png) > [I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-meant-to-behave-there-were-just-too-many-other-options-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f02/darynda-jones-474_behave_i-meant-to-behave-there-were-just-too-ma_2232672.png) > [It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-loses-a-testicle-t-shirt/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/793/darynda-jones-474_fun_it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-los_781594.png) ## Other authors on Shirts ## More by Darynda Jones > [He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/he-bombarded-me-with-words-of-all-things-apparently-clueless-to-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-have-three-words-for-you-emt-guy-said-possible-internal-bleeding-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/see-you-in-a-few-hold-down-the-fort-mr-wong/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-fighting-clowns-always-go-for-the-juggler/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/god-i-loved-sammy-i-d-considered-marrying-him-but-his-wife-got-upset/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/oh-my-god-i-don-t-know-what-do-you-want-you-he-said-his-voice/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Las mujeres que se portan bien no suelen hacer historia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/las-mujeres-que-se-portan-bien-no-suelen-hacer-historia/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/if-ever-there-was-a-time-to-carry-a-flashlight-it-would-definitely-be/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/in-three-hundred-feet-turn-right-darth-vader-said-the-darth-vader-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/the-asshole-slipped-peggy-a-five-spot-to-bring-him-his-burger-first/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-reported-to-work-the-next-morning-looking-like-something-the-cat/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/it-isn-t-the-fall-that-will-kill-you-but-the-sudden-stop/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/one-day-i-m-going-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-you-charley-davidson-i-had/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/we-should-date-i-laughed-curled-him-into-my-arms-and-kissed-the-soft/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/a-girl-a-mocha-latte-and-a-naked-dead-man-walk-into-a-bar/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shirts/darynda-jones/#itemlist", "name": "20 Shirts Quotes By Darynda Jones", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-during-an-argument-when-you-3/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/darynda-jones-474_argument_nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-duri_2289787.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/darynda-jones-474_argument_nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-duri_2289787.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/darynda-jones-474_argument_nothing-sucks-more-than-that-moment-duri_2289787.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm a virgin. 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