--- title: "1 Shining Armor Quotes By Tiffany Reisz" description: "1 Shining Armor quotes by Tiffany Reisz. Plus more from Tiffany Reisz and more Shining Armor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49c/tiffany-reisz-1079_first-time_a-handsome-prince-fights-a-terrible-beau_1276681.jpg" --- > [“A handsome prince fights a terrible, beautiful dragon and slays him then carries the head home strapped to his saddle. The lesson is obvious. When one is a monster, one does well to beware knights in shining armor. A good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/a-handsome-prince-fights-a-terrible-beautiful-dragon-and-slays-him/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49c/tiffany-reisz-1079_first-time_a-handsome-prince-fights-a-terrible-beau_1276681.jpg) ## More by Tiffany Reisz > [“Watch out for those overdue fines… Oh I think I can afford them”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/watch-out-for-those-overdue-fines-oh-i-think-i-can-afford-them/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“God, how he loved Søren. Loved him. Loved him like a father, like a brother, like a friend and a lover…and loved him like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/god-how-he-loved-s-ren-loved-him-loved-him-like-a-father-like-a/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“With trembling hands, Zach opened the front cover and flipped to the dedication page. "To Zachary Easton, my editor. Fuck you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/with-trembling-hands-zach-opened-the-front-cover-and-flipped-to-the/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Because there is nothing I wouldn’t do to protect you, Eleanor. Nothing I wouldn’t do to help you. And nothing I wouldn’t do to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/because-there-is-nothing-i-wouldn-t-do-to-protect-you-eleanor-nothing/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“What's a dissertation?" "If Satan gave you instructions for writing the book report from Hell, it would closely resemble those of a Ph.D. dissertation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/what-s-a-dissertation-if-satan-gave-you-instructions-for-writing-the/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/watch-out-bras-are-often-booby-trapped/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/you-know-i-don-t-mind-sloppy-seconds-and-knowing-pope-whatadick-he/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Oh, yes, poor little me. Had to have sex with the two most beautiful men on the planet in the same night. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/oh-yes-poor-little-me-had-to-have-sex-with-the-two-most-beautiful-men/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Everything in moderation, ma chérie. Except orgasms.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/everything-in-moderation-ma-ch-rie-except-orgasms/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“He had to be a hero for her. He wished the world still had dragons so he had something to slay for her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/he-had-to-be-a-hero-for-her-he-wished-the-world-still-had-dragons-so/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“How are you feeling?" "Coffee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/how-are-you-feeling-coffee/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“But I wasn't done," she pouted, no longer hungry for anything but him. "Yes, you were." "Yes, sir." "Lay down on your back." "Very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/but-i-wasn-t-done-she-pouted-no-longer-hungry-for-anything-but-him/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Scar tissue, she'd once read, was the strongest of all tissues. Maybe Soren's heart was so strong because it was so scarred.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/scar-tissue-she-d-once-read-was-the-strongest-of-all-tissues-maybe/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“The things she could do with her mouth would blow any man off course.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/the-things-she-could-do-with-her-mouth-would-blow-any-man-off-course/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“French Vanilla,” Kingsley said. “What’s that?” “Vanilla with a strong libido and a taste for anal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/french-vanilla-kingsley-said-what-s-that-vanilla-with-a-strong-libido/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shining-armor/tiffany-reisz/#itemlist", "name": "1 Shining Armor Quotes By Tiffany Reisz", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A handsome prince fights a terrible, beautiful dragon and slays him then carries the head home strapped to his saddle. The lesson is obvious. When one is a monster, one does well to beware knights in shining armor. A good lesson for Eleanor.\" Zach heard the meaning behind Søren's words. \"Nora is not a monster. She's not perfect obviously. But she's a good person, and to call her a monster is ridiculous.\" \"You know her that well, do you?\" Soren asked, turning to face him full-on. \"Before tonight she scared you, didn't she? Her fearlessness, her brazeness, I'm sure it's terrifying at first. Foreign to those who lead proverbial life of quiet desperation as I imagine you do. She scared you with the sheer force of her life and being. But now you look around and think her courage is merely a byproduct of her damage. You imagine I abused her, changed her. And you would save her, as Wesley imagines he can? You would be her knight in shining armor? Yes, before you feared her and now you pity her. 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