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title: "158 Shaving Quotes by 140 authors"
description: "Browse 158 Shaving quotes by 140 authors. Discover the best Shaving sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Don't go shaving, fellas.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-antebi/don-t-go-shaving-fellas/)

[Alexander Antebi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-antebi/)

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> [I hate shaving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mearsheimer/i-hate-shaving/)

[John Mearsheimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mearsheimer/)

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> [I shave without using shaving cream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-stiller/i-shave-without-using-shaving-cream/)

[Jerry Stiller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-stiller/)

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> [Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/why-is-it-i-always-get-my-best-ideas-while-shaving/)

[Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/)

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> [Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/like-a-barber-s-chair-that-fits-all-buttocks/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/i-hate-cutting-my-wrists-while-shaving/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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> [Shaving your head is not an easy thing to do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antara-mali/shaving-your-head-is-not-an-easy-thing-to-do/)

[Antara Mali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antara-mali/)

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> [Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrett-clayton/once-you-start-shaving-you-re-done-at-disney/)

[Garrett Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrett-clayton/)

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> [“Am I really not worth shaving for?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/am-i-really-not-worth-shaving-for/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [A good lather is half the shave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-hone/a-good-lather-is-half-the-shave/)

[William Hone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-hone/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/404/william-hone-85084_hair_a-good-lather-is-half-the-shave-2446049_2446049.jpg)

> [I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joshua-malina/i-like-to-put-shaving-cream-in-the-door-handle-of-people-s-cars-and/)

[Joshua Malina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joshua-malina/)

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> [Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kemp/winning-is-like-shaving-you-do-it-every-day-or-you-wind-up-looking/)

[Jack Kemp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kemp/)

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> [Shaving is a really depressing task when you know you're not getting laid that night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/shaving-is-a-really-depressing-task-when-you-know-you-re-not-getting/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f1/anonymous-1_getting-laid_shaving-is-a-really-depressing-task-when_1272218.jpg)

> [In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-donahue/in-a-network-situation-a-vice-president-while-he-s-shaving-can-decide/)

[Phil Donahue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-donahue/)

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> [Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/every-time-i-go-and-shave-i-assume-there-s-someone-else-on-the-planet/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/of-the-seven-dwarfs-the-only-one-who-shaved-was-dopey-that-should/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-rosenbaum/though-it-s-a-small-price-to-pay-shaving-my-head-has-opened-more/)

[Michael Rosenbaum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-rosenbaum/)

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> [one of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-ibbotson/one-of-the-sisters-started-shaving-her-legs-and-marrying-tax/)

[Eva Ibbotson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-ibbotson/)

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> [Everything I do in life is framed through the view of a businessman. That's my instinct. If I go into a pharmacy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/everything-i-do-in-life-is-framed-through-the-view-of-a-businessman/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-depp/the-killing-of-everyone-was-the-easy-part-the-most-difficult-part-was/)

[Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-depp/)

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> [I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-owen/i-guess-i-m-not-that-metrosexual-my-bathroom-cabinet-is-hardly/)

[Clive Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-owen/)

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> [“He finished shaving by touch, still walking around the room, for he tried to see himself in the mirror as little as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-garc-a-m-rquez/he-finished-shaving-by-touch-still-walking-around-the-room-for-he/)

[Gabriel García Márquez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-garc-a-m-rquez/)

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> [In Gillette's case, they keep surfing along new technology which is fairly simple by the standards of microchips. But it's hard for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-munger/in-gillette-s-case-they-keep-surfing-along-new-technology-which-is/)

[Charlie Munger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-munger/)

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> [I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-morley/i-have-little-patience-with-anyone-who-is-not-self-satisfied-i-am/)

[Robert Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-morley/)

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> [I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chrissy-teigen/i-m-very-neurotic-about-shaving-i-shave-first-thing-in-the-morning/)

[Chrissy Teigen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chrissy-teigen/)

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> [My very identity as a soldier came to an abrupt end. I'd been soldiering as long as I'd been shaving. Suddenly I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-a-mcchrystal/my-very-identity-as-a-soldier-came-to-an-abrupt-end-i-d-been/)

[Stanley A. McChrystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-a-mcchrystal/)

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> [This world is not a platform where you will hear Thalberg-piano-playing. It is a piano manufactory, where are dust and shavings and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-ward-beecher/this-world-is-not-a-platform-where-you-will-hear-thalberg-piano/)

[Henry Ward Beecher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-ward-beecher/)

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> [When I'm shaving, I'm thinking about what I need to accomplish that day. If it's game day, I'm thinking about schemes, thinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caris-levert/when-i-m-shaving-i-m-thinking-about-what-i-need-to-accomplish-that/)

[Caris LeVert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caris-levert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea6/caris-levert-6241_body_when-i-m-shaving-i-m-thinking-about-what_2170587.jpg)

> [It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-gross/it-s-an-honor-to-be-a-part-of-magic-shave-as-their-new-ambassador-one/)

[Lance Gross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-gross/)

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> [I've been waiting to have facial hair on camera for the longest time - I'm always playing teenagers, and I always have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-milligan/i-ve-been-waiting-to-have-facial-hair-on-camera-for-the-longest-time/)

[Dustin Milligan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-milligan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7a/dustin-milligan-43880_always_i-ve-been-waiting-to-have-facial-hair-on_2135296.jpg)

> [Tilting his head back he slowly released an enormous quantity of smoke from his mouth and drew it up through his nostrils.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/tilting-his-head-back-he-slowly-released-an-enormous-quantity-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/anonymous-1_achievement_tilting-his-head-back-he-slowly-released_595001.jpg)

> [You stayed around your children as long as you could, inhaling the ambient gold shavings of their childhood, and at the last…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-wolitzer/you-stayed-around-your-children-as-long-as-you-could-inhaling-the/)

[Meg Wolitzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-wolitzer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34b/meg-wolitzer-2224_ambient_you-stayed-around-your-children-as-long_2124238.jpg)

> [It was bad on Linda. She had to deal with this guy who didn't want to get out of bed and, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/it-was-bad-on-linda-she-had-to-deal-with-this-guy-who-didn-t-want-to/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad4/paul-mccartney-987_bed_it-was-bad-on-linda-she-had-to-deal-with_1724433.png)

> [“Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when you don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/shaving-was-not-an-easy-task-for-his-hand-continued-to-shake-very/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [A barber learns to shave by shaving fools](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/romanian-proverb/a-barber-learns-to-shave-by-shaving-fools/)

[Romanian Proverb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/romanian-proverb/)

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> [If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-spender/if-rilke-cut-himself-shaving-he-would-bleed-poetry/)

[Stephen Spender](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-spender/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/522/stephen-spender-10665_cutting_if-rilke-cut-himself-shaving-he-would-bl_2412210.jpg)

> [Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/death-leaves-cans-of-shaving-cream-half-used/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years old because light started to pick it up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-cooper/they-had-to-start-shaving-my-chin-when-i-was-12-years-old-because/)

[Jackie Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-cooper/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/447/jackie-cooper-22229_because_they-had-to-start-shaving-my-chin-when-i_678402.jpg)

> [Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley/dear-shaving-commercials-stop-shaving-hairless-legs-if-you-want/)

[Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91b/ashley-9789_funny-facebook-statu_dear-shaving-commercials-stop-shaving-ha_747727.jpg)

> [It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dempsie/it-s-amazing-what-a-bit-of-soot-and-shaving-can-do-for-muscle/)

[Joe Dempsie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dempsie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/539/joe-dempsie-24130_amazing_it-s-amazing-what-a-bit-of-soot-and-shav_839627.jpg)

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