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title: "137 Shave Quotes by 126 authors"
description: "Browse 137 Shave quotes by 126 authors. Discover the best Shave sayings and thoughts."
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> [A good lather is half the shave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-hone/a-good-lather-is-half-the-shave/)

William Hone

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> [If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-had-balls-i-d-shave-them-for-you-this-valentine-s-day/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/socialism-is-bolshevism-with-a-shave/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-cook/it-s-amazing-what-a-haircut-and-forgetting-to-shave-will-do/)

[David Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-cook/)

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> [People shave their heads all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/britney-spears/people-shave-their-heads-all-the-time/)

[Britney Spears](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/britney-spears/)

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> [I don't wear ties to work. And I don't shave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-t-bertolini/i-don-t-wear-ties-to-work-and-i-don-t-shave/)

[Mark T Bertolini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-t-bertolini/)

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> [“Love means never having to shave your back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/devan-sipher/love-means-never-having-to-shave-your-back/)

Devan Sipher

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> [When you stand in front of the mirror with a towel and shave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie/when-you-stand-in-front-of-the-mirror-with-a-towel-and-shave/)

[Maggie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie/)

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> [Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bai-ling/every-woman-should-shave-her-head-once-in-her-life-to-experience-what/)

[Bai Ling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bai-ling/)

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> [Even if I were to retire, I wouldn't shave. Everyone I know, including my wife, has never seen me without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dusty-hill/even-if-i-were-to-retire-i-wouldn-t-shave-everyone-i-know-including/)

[Dusty Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dusty-hill/)

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> [Shave your head, wear a 'ZERO' shirt. Take away your identity. What do you have? You still have yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-corgan/shave-your-head-wear-a-zero-shirt-take-away-your-identity-what-do-you/)

[Billy Corgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-corgan/)

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> [Ever since I've been old enough to shave I've been playing clubs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra-jr/ever-since-i-ve-been-old-enough-to-shave-i-ve-been-playing-clubs/)

[Frank Sinatra Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra-jr/)

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> [The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distance-boyfriend-is-not-having-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ginuwine/wear-that-cologne-shave-your-face-shave-your-head-cut-your-nails-you/)

[Ginuwine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ginuwine/)

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> [If I don't shave I look like a peach with fuzz on it - not a good look.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/freddie-fox/if-i-don-t-shave-i-look-like-a-peach-with-fuzz-on-it-not-a-good-look/)

[Freddie Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/freddie-fox/)

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> [You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/you-save-15-more-minutes-of-sleep-if-you-are-a-man-and-you-don-t-have/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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> [If you feel comfortable by shaving your body, then shave your body. I feel comfortable keeping my body ready by shaving. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-sheckler/if-you-feel-comfortable-by-shaving-your-body-then-shave-your-body-i/)

[Ryan Sheckler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-sheckler/)

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> [I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marlon-wayans/i-had-to-do-the-full-body-shave-for-the-first-coupla-weeks-of-white/)

[Marlon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marlon-wayans/)

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> [I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quinton-jackson/i-like-to-see-my-hand-raised-at-the-end-of-the-night-i-like-when-the/)

[Quinton Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quinton-jackson/)

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> [“As for myself, I would just say that, because of what I am, I can at least look myself in the face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arturo-p-rez-reverte/as-for-myself-i-would-just-say-that-because-of-what-i-am-i-can-at/)

[Arturo Pérez-Reverte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arturo-p-rez-reverte/)

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> [“If you want to shave your legs, a nurse or orderly has to be present, but no one wants that, and so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-glasgow/if-you-want-to-shave-your-legs-a-nurse-or-orderly-has-to-be-present/)

[Kathleen Glasgow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-glasgow/)

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> [I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-situation/i-wait-till-the-last-minute-to-shave-i-wait-till-the-last-minute-to/)

[The Situation](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-situation/)

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> [“I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-have-a-beard-of-fog-that-i-wear-on-misty-mornings-it-s-not/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [My wife cooks, I clean. Then I go to practice, come home, and take a two hour nap. I wake up, shave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chauncey-billups/my-wife-cooks-i-clean-then-i-go-to-practice-come-home-and-take-a-two/)

[Chauncey Billups](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chauncey-billups/)

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> [If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/if-you-teach-a-poor-young-man-to-shave-himself-and-keep-his-razor-in/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [“I lay the book on the floor, open to the middle. It's a lovely volume, green leather covers, engraved endpapers. I remove…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lou-beach/i-lay-the-book-on-the-floor-open-to-the-middle-it-s-a-lovely-volume/)

Lou Beach

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> [The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reid-scott/the-secret-to-my-5-o-clock-shadow-is-a-little-device-called-the/)

[Reid Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reid-scott/)

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> [I remember the moment when it hit me. I was walking down Amsterdam Avenue on the Upper West Side, and it felt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matisyahu/i-remember-the-moment-when-it-hit-me-i-was-walking-down-amsterdam/)

[Matisyahu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matisyahu/)

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> [As for facial hair, I think I decided it was a good look after graduate school. I always shave it myself and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-colter/as-for-facial-hair-i-think-i-decided-it-was-a-good-look-after/)

[Mike Colter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-colter/)

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> [You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-kasdan/you-know-stephen-says-in-the-movies-no-one-ever-goes-to-the-bathroom/)

[Lawrence Kasdan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-kasdan/)

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> [You can shave your head, but I've had to gain a lot of weight for movies, I've had to drop weight really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlize-theron/you-can-shave-your-head-but-i-ve-had-to-gain-a-lot-of-weight-for/)

[Charlize Theron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlize-theron/)

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> [I don't know if I was ever called out, but I definitely have been told my chest hair gets super long. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-sheckler/i-don-t-know-if-i-was-ever-called-out-but-i-definitely-have-been-told/)

[Ryan Sheckler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-sheckler/)

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> [“In the shower today I tried to think about the best advice I'd ever been given by another writer. There was something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/in-the-shower-today-i-tried-to-think-about-the-best-advice-i-d-ever/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [“Cut the hair off. I mean all of it. Especially that ridiculous ponytail.” Neff started to protest. “Shut up. You have had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abigail-keam/cut-the-hair-off-i-mean-all-of-it-especially-that-ridiculous-ponytail/)

[Abigail Keam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abigail-keam/)

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> [I didn't even know how to shave at 15.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-azinger/i-didn-t-even-know-how-to-shave-at-15/)

[Paul Azinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-azinger/)

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> [I \*Mustache\* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-mustache-you-a-question-but-i-ll-shave-it-for-later/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peta-wilson/you-can-shave-my-head-if-you-need-to-it-doesn-t-bother-me/)

[Peta Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peta-wilson/)

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> [I don't shave when I'm not working.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-criss/i-don-t-shave-when-i-m-not-working/)

[Darren Criss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-criss/)

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> [Sometimes I dont shave for at least 2 days!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gethin-jones/sometimes-i-dont-shave-for-at-least-2-days/)

[Gethin Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gethin-jones/)

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> [It takes practice to shave the skin off the light.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-carson/it-takes-practice-to-shave-the-skin-off-the-light/)

[Anne Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-carson/)

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                        "text": "“Cut the hair off. I mean all of it. Especially that ridiculous ponytail.” Neff started to protest. “Shut up. You have had your turn. Again, cut the entire head. Your hair is not worth saving and bald men can be sexy. Shave. I mean every day and put on cologne. Wear clothes from this decade. Get rid of the jewelry except for a ring, and wax that obnoxious hair from your back and neck. It peeks out from your clothes. It’s a wonder that you don’t walk on all fours.” “Hey!” “Women do not like overly hairy men. It reminds us too much of the cave era when we were chattel.”",
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