--- title: "12 Shave Legs Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 12 Shave Legs quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Shave Legs sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/natalie-portman-1515_armpits_i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-w_1733354.jpg" --- > [I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-portman/i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-were-supposed-to-shave-their/) [Natalie Portman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-portman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/natalie-portman-1515_armpits_i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-w_1733354.jpg) > [The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distance-boyfriend-is-not-having-to/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5e/anonymous-1_girls_the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distan_1948537.jpg) > [Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. Sometimes I comb my hair and sometimes I wont.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/india-arie/sometimes-i-shave-my-legs-and-sometimes-i-dont-sometimes-i-comb-my/) [India Arie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/india-arie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db3/india-arie-3506_hair_sometimes-i-shave-my-legs-and-sometimes_980416.png) > [Okay, Barrons, it's time." "I am not helping you shave your legs." he said instantly. "Oh please. As if I'd let you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/okay-barrons-it-s-time-i-am-not-helping-you-shave-your-legs-he-said/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/909/karen-marie-moning-189_helping_okay-barrons-it-s-time-i-am-not-helping_2441765.png) > [Getting older means you don't have to shave your legs anymore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-ephron/getting-older-means-you-don-t-have-to-shave-your-legs-anymore/) [Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nora-ephron/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/nora-ephron-1217_getting-old_getting-older-means-you-don-t-have-to-sh_1407749.jpg) > [It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-hannah/it-s-not-a-date-i-bought-my-own-drink-and-i-didn-t-shave-my-legs/) [Kristin Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-hannah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddd/kristin-hannah-1106_date_it-s-not-a-date-i-bought-my-own-drink-an_2038568.png) > [Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ripped-jeans-gym-class-the-only-two-reasons-to-shave-your-legs-in-the/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6f/anonymous-1_amazing_ripped-jeans-gym-class-the-only-two-reas_1702981.jpg) > [“If you want to shave your legs, a nurse or orderly has to be present, but no one wants that, and so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-glasgow/if-you-want-to-shave-your-legs-a-nurse-or-orderly-has-to-be-present/) [Kathleen Glasgow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-glasgow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/597/kathleen-glasgow-26795_girls_if-you-want-to-shave-your-legs-a-nurse-o_2674591.jpg) > [“I know the moment he figures out what happened my opportunity to clean up and shave my legs will be gone. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephie-walls/i-know-the-moment-he-figures-out-what-happened-my-opportunity-to/) [Stephie Walls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephie-walls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c6/stephie-walls-106222_carpe-diem_i-know-the-moment-he-figures-out-what-ha_755216.jpg) > [I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-millar/i-shave-my-legs-twice-a-week-it-s-hard-the-first-time-you-do-it-but-i/) [David Millar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-millar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7db/david-millar-14511_december_i-shave-my-legs-twice-a-week-it-s-hard-t_614533.png) > [Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-beckinsale/apparently-i-get-facials-and-manicures-all-the-time-i-read-this-and/) [Kate Beckinsale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-beckinsale/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f0/kate-beckinsale-4713_children_apparently-i-get-facials-and-manicures-a_3091598.jpg) > [“However, it looked better, and in all honesty I think that’s the reason so many cyclists shave their legs, and if, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-gatenby/however-it-looked-better-and-in-all-honesty-i-think-that-s-the-reason/) [Martin Gatenby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-gatenby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/716/martin-gatenby-110916_fitness_however-it-looked-better-and-in-all-hone_2820188.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shave-legs/#itemlist", "name": "Shave Legs Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Natalie Portman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-portman/i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-were-supposed-to-shave-their/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/natalie-portman-1515_armpits_i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-w_1733354.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/natalie-portman-1515_armpits_i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-w_1733354.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/natalie-portman-1515_armpits_i-wonder-how-people-decided-that-women-w_1733354.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits” — Natalie Portman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distance-boyfriend-is-not-having-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5e/anonymous-1_girls_the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distan_1948537.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5e/anonymous-1_girls_the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distan_1948537.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5e/anonymous-1_girls_the-only-benefit-of-having-a-long-distan_1948537.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. 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