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title: "41 Shane Said Quotes By Rachel Caine"
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> [Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/run-first-shane-said-mourn-later-it-was-the-perfect-motto-for/)

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> [You’re not going to suck.’’ ‘‘Not at the guitar, anyway,’’ Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. ‘‘Ow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-re-not-going-to-suck-not-at-the-guitar-anyway-shane-said-deadpan/)

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> [“Jackass!" Eve yelled. "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome," Shane said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/jackass-eve-yelled-you-know-when-people-say-that-i-just-hear-the-word/)

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> [Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/oh-he-is-cute-shane-said-in-a-fake-girly-voice-gee-maybe-we-can-ask/)

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> [No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.” “I’m still not kissing you,” Michael said. “Tease.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/no-shane-said-i-m-not-leaving-you-two-here-alone-we-stick-together-i/)

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> [Is it him?” Dad asked. “Did he get you into trouble?” “Not me,” Shane said. “I’ve just got that kind of face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/is-it-him-dad-asked-did-he-get-you-into-trouble-not-me-shane-said-i/)

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> [Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/besides-shane-said-i-want-to-see-monica-s-face-when-she-catches-sight/)

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> [Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back." "Yeah, kind of proves my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/nobody-s-cut-out-for-this-town-shane-said-nobody-sane-anyway-says-the/)

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> [“At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/at-least-you-left-out-the-oh-my-god-sauce-this-time-made-myself-a/)

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> [You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-know-shane-said-twenty-minutes-later-i-d-feel-a-whole-lot-better/)

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> [“Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/hang-on-slow-down-i-m-not-going-anywhere-you-know-that-right-you-don/)

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> [This won't stop her from getting elected," Shane said. "Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/this-won-t-stop-her-from-getting-elected-shane-said-stupider-people/)

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> [Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me." "Then why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-said-don-t-worry-i-ll-protect-you-claire-hit-him-in-the/)

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> [Michael!” Oliver’s voice came faint through the front door. “Something you should see, my boy! Look out your windows!” “Trap,” Shane said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/michael-oliver-s-voice-came-faint-through-the-front-door-something/)

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> [Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/oh-hey-claire-she-said-and-blinked-where-are-you-going-funeral-shane/)

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> [Seriously,” Shane said, “this kind of is the worst situation we’ve ever been in, right?” “Speak for yourself,” Michael said. “I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/seriously-shane-said-this-kind-of-is-the-worst-situation-we-ve-ever/)

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> [I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-like-the-sound-of-that-crashing-monica-s-party-he-glanced-at/)

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> [I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-faster-than-the-rest-of-you-if-because-i-m-a-vampire-michael-said/)

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> [“Not bad,” she finally said. “At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time.” “Made myself a batch with it,” Shane…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/not-bad-she-finally-said-at-least-you-left-out-the-oh-my-god-sauce/)

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> [“Because Oliver wants you, and what Oliver wants, Oliver gets, right? So get your sweet little butt up already.” “Hey,” Shane said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/because-oliver-wants-you-and-what-oliver-wants-oliver-gets-right-so/)

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> [And then it was between Shane and Claire on who retreated first. "Uou go," he said. "Why?" Shane and Pete exchangedblooks. "Seriously?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/and-then-it-was-between-shane-and-claire-on-who-retreated-first-uou/)

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> [“Give the girl some credit. At least she told you, instead of letting you figure it out on your own." "Yeah, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/give-the-girl-some-credit-at-least-she-told-you-instead-of-letting/)

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> [“I’d kiss you, too, if I was closer.”(claire) “I wouldn’t,” Michael said. “I don’t love you that way.” “That’s not what you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-d-kiss-you-too-if-i-was-closer-claire-i-wouldn-t-michael-said-i-don/)

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> [“Kid,” Richard said wearily, “I am not in the mood. I haven’t slept in thirty-six hours, my sister’s crazy–” “Hey!” Monica protested.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/kid-richard-said-wearily-i-am-not-in-the-mood-i-haven-t-slept-in/)

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> [“Claire hated to say it, but she knew the answer, in her heart. “Because he feels something for me, and he wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-hated-to-say-it-but-she-knew-the-answer-in-her-heart-because/)

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> [Eeek,” Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/eeek-shane-said-nothing-right-amazon-princess-i-got-the-point/)

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> [“I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-think-that-s-my-new-band-name-shane-said-asshat-and-nerd-girlfriend/)

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> [“Maybe we should go along," Shane said. "Strength in numbers, man." Michael smiled at Eve and shook his head. "After she bitch-slapped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/maybe-we-should-go-along-shane-said-strength-in-numbers-man-michael/)

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> [He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-was-a-nice-guy-middle-aged-a-little-tired-like-most-doctors/)

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> [He had on bunny slippers. These had fangs. They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-had-on-bunny-slippers-these-had-fangs-they-all-stared-at-them-in/)

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> [I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-am-never-taking-a-trip-with-either-of-you-ever-again-eve-said-ever/)

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> [“I'm going to have to give him shit for all this,' Shane said, as he wandered around. 'He lives alone and makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-going-to-have-to-give-him-shit-for-all-this-shane-said-as-he/)

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> [“Ahh . . . maybe we should be going,” Shane said. “Ditch the shoes, Eve. We’ll be running now.” “I love these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/ahh-maybe-we-should-be-going-shane-said-ditch-the-shoes-eve-we-ll-be/)

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> [Nice " Shane said. "I'm warming up to this bloodsucking thing Mikey." "No you're not." "Okay no I'm not but right now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/nice-shane-said-i-m-warming-up-to-this-bloodsucking-thing-mikey-no/)

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> [“Shane's dad said, "I should have left you in the damn cage to fry, you ungrateful little bastard. You're no son of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-s-dad-said-i-should-have-left-you-in-the-damn-cage-to-fry-you/)

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> [He let Shane drop back down in his chair, and walked out, back stiff. Furious. Shane sat with his hands clutching at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-let-shane-drop-back-down-in-his-chair-and-walked-out-back-stiff/)

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> [Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?" "Since the bullet actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/glad-it-was-you-and-not-me-shane-said-and-offered-myrin-a-hand-up-any/)

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> [“You’re their little girl,” Shane said. “You know, when I think about it, I’d feel the same way about my own daughter.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-re-their-little-girl-shane-said-you-know-when-i-think-about-it-i/)

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> [“You know,' Shane said twenty minutes later, 'I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/you-know-shane-said-twenty-minutes-later-i-d-feel-a-whole-lot-better-2/)

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> [Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-said-i-might-be-able-to-get-him-to-stop-who-crazy-dude-maybe/)

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> [Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/ay-firmative-eve-said-and-tried-for-a-smile-sorry-an-aliens-reference/)

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> [“Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/please-don-t-go-away-you-you-matter-to-me/)

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> [But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/but-that-quickly-faded-and-he-frowned-you-re-bleeding-he-said-what/)

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> [Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/did-he-just-say-yes-claire-said-smiling-yes-he-did-whoa-guess-i-d/)

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> [“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/hell-shane-spit-in-disgust-i-can-t-hit-a-girl-here-claire-you-hit-her/)

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> [“If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/if-she-were-any-friendlier-she-d-be-giving-you-a-lapdance-right-now/)

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> [“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-get-maudlin-some-people-drink-some-get-depressed-some-run-around/)

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> [“I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-felt-i-should-repeat-it-for-the-other-slipper-in-case-there-should/)

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> [“As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/as-he-filled-the-mug-with-coffee-michael-waited-for-shane-to-make/)

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> [There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/there-is-a-certain-freedom-in-giving-up-all-hope-one-is-no-longer/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-talking-to-claire-hang-on-slow-down-i-m-not-going-anywhere-you/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/oliver-laughed-actually-laughed-i-like-this-new-claire-he-said-you/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/here-myrnin-said-his-voice-still-gentle-and-low-amelie-said-you-had/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [shane:you only love me for my abs clair:shut up loser shift off](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-you-only-love-me-for-my-abs-clair-shut-up-loser-shift-off/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/maybe-i-should-i-don-t-know-leave-because-this-is-starting-to-sound/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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