--- title: "10 Sex Probably Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Sex Probably quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Sex Probably sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/shayla-black-14020_quote_if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-s_1331682.jpg" --- > [“if you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you’re probably not going to copulate with a stranger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shayla-black/if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-sex-you-re-probably-not-going/) [Shayla Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shayla-black/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/shayla-black-14020_quote_if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-s_1331682.jpg) > [Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-sunshine/sex-is-probably-the-most-fun-you-can-have-in-life-without-gaining/) [Linda Sunshine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-sunshine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/583/linda-sunshine-18988_fun_sex-is-probably-the-most-fun-you-can-hav_1464040.jpg) > [I love to write. I love it. I mean there's nothin in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/i-love-to-write-i-love-it-i-mean-there-s-nothin-in-the-world-i-like/) [Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa3/joss-whedon-480_mean_i-love-to-write-i-love-it-i-mean-there-s_2489474.png) > [“Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/good-because-if-the-guy-isn-t-making-you-walk-funny-after-sex-then/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfb/j-lynn-1047_humor_good-because-if-the-guy-isn-t-making-you_1047767.jpg) > [The hardest thing about sex scenes is that everybody is a judge. I don't know the last time you murdered somebody or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-douglas/the-hardest-thing-about-sex-scenes-is-that-everybody-is-a-judge-i-don/) [Michael Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-douglas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01a/michael-douglas-2539_brain_the-hardest-thing-about-sex-scenes-is-th_2002217.jpg) > [“it's 4:21 am. He's gotta be done having mind-blowing-knock-your-dick-into-your-watch-pocket sex with her, and she's probably spooning with him right now. Ugh, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caprice-crane/it-s-4-21-am-he-s-gotta-be-done-having-mind-blowing-knock-your-dick/) [Caprice Crane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caprice-crane/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ea/caprice-crane-17057_right-now_it-s-4-21-am-he-s-gotta-be-done-having-m_2887635.jpg) > [It's not an anti-sex trip. Like, we're taking sex, which is probably another half of American entertainment, sex and violence, and we're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/it-s-not-an-anti-sex-trip-like-we-re-taking-sex-which-is-probably/) [Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afa/alice-cooper-2435_american_it-s-not-an-anti-sex-trip-like-we-re-tak_1268947.png) > [For years we've used the bases analogy - with intercourse being the "ultimate sex" even though that's probably not going to feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peggy-orenstein/for-years-we-ve-used-the-bases-analogy-with-intercourse-being-the/) [Peggy Orenstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peggy-orenstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4b/peggy-orenstein-11585_analogies_for-years-we-ve-used-the-bases-analogy-w_731516.jpg) > [Sex is probably one of the last forms of human expression to enjoy such a direct connection with nature. It might be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-koerfer/sex-is-probably-one-of-the-last-forms-of-human-expression-to-enjoy/) [Thomas Koerfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-koerfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f02/thomas-koerfer-50521_assuming_sex-is-probably-one-of-the-last-forms-of_392788.jpg) > [“He wonders if words aren't an essential element of sex, if talking isn't finally a more subtle form of touching, and if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-auster/he-wonders-if-words-aren-t-an-essential-element-of-sex-if-talking-isn/) [Paul Auster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-auster/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/paul-auster-351_sexuality_he-wonders-if-words-aren-t-an-essential_2485849.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sex-probably/#itemlist", "name": "Sex Probably Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“if you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you’re probably not going to copulate with a stranger.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Shayla Black" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shayla-black/if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-sex-you-re-probably-not-going/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/shayla-black-14020_quote_if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-s_1331682.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/shayla-black-14020_quote_if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-s_1331682.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/shayla-black-14020_quote_if-you-waited-twenty-six-years-to-have-s_1331682.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“if you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you’re probably not going to copulate with a stranger.” — Shayla Black", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Linda Sunshine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-sunshine/sex-is-probably-the-most-fun-you-can-have-in-life-without-gaining/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/583/linda-sunshine-18988_fun_sex-is-probably-the-most-fun-you-can-hav_1464040.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/583/linda-sunshine-18988_fun_sex-is-probably-the-most-fun-you-can-hav_1464040.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/583/linda-sunshine-18988_fun_sex-is-probably-the-most-fun-you-can-hav_1464040.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.” — Linda Sunshine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love to write. 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