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title: "105 Sex Like Quotes by 79 authors"
description: "Browse 105 Sex Like quotes by 79 authors. Discover the best Sex Like sayings and thoughts."
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> [Sex was like Disneyland to her: an allotment of organized wonders and legal mischief.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-amis/sex-was-like-disneyland-to-her-an-allotment-of-organized-wonders-and/)

[Martin Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-amis/)

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> [“Sex is like a drink, it's bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/sex-is-like-a-drink-it-s-bad-to-start-brooding-about-it-too-early-in/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [SEX IS LIKE PUTTING MONEY IN THE BANK . YOU TAKE IT AND THE INTEREST IS ALL GONE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sex-is-like-putting-money-in-the-bank-you-take-it-and-the-interest-is/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [ \[We\] have sex like Kenyan marathon runners. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-wilde/we-have-sex-like-kenyan-marathon-runners/)

[Olivia Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-wilde/)

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> [Don't expect sex to be like porn. Don't expect dinner to be like the Food Network](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-mccarty/don-t-expect-sex-to-be-like-porn-don-t-expect-dinner-to-be-like-the/)

[Kevin McCarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-mccarty/)

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> [“Sex, like life, is a journey of self discovery”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaleb-cove/sex-like-life-is-a-journey-of-self-discovery/)

[Kaleb Cove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kaleb-cove/)

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> [Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/getting-married-for-sex-is-like-buying-a-747-for-the-free-peanuts/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [Bitches be like Sex is like food, but most don't even know how to cook.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/km-ii/bitches-be-like-sex-is-like-food-but-most-don-t-even-know-how-to-cook/)

[KM II](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/km-ii/)

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> [Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-bloom/great-sex-is-not-a-pleasant-soak-in-the-tub-with-the-scented-candle/)

[Amy Bloom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-bloom/)

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> [ The third-date rule \[that you need to have sex by the third date\] treats sex like it's the down payment on a… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-j-brown/the-third-date-rule-that-you-need-to-have-sex-by-the-third-date/)

[Jason 'J' Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-j-brown/)

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> [Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sex-is-like-a-gas-station-sometimes-you-get-full-service-sometimes/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Sex seemed like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-lacey/sex-seemed-like-a-thing-that-might-only-happen-to-me-at-random/)

[Catherine Lacey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-lacey/)

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> [Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/dubya-what-in-tarnation-why-i-ll-tan-yer-hide-fer-this-so-what-s-sex/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [Sex is like mcdonalds, I'm lovin it. pussy is like subway, eat fresh. dick is like gaterade, is it in you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peterson-g/sex-is-like-mcdonalds-i-m-lovin-it-pussy-is-like-subway-eat-fresh/)

[Peterson G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peterson-g/)

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> [Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/watching-hugh-hefner-have-sex-must-be-like-watching-someone-try-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-josland/sex-is-like-nokia-connecting-people-like-nike-just-do-it-like-pepsi/)

[Azgraybebly Josland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-josland/)

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> [“I've had sex with lots of guys, but I think I did it mostly out of fear. I was scared not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/i-ve-had-sex-with-lots-of-guys-but-i-think-i-did-it-mostly-out-of/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [“We'd had sex like we were whores to each other, and when it was done, we each moved to our side of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-jerome-dickey/we-d-had-sex-like-we-were-whores-to-each-other-and-when-it-was-done/)

[Eric Jerome Dickey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-jerome-dickey/)

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> [Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/let-me-get-one-thing-straight-i-m-not-an-authority-on-sex-i-m-more-of/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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> [“Never, actually.” Max paused with one pant leg on. “Never? You mean sex? Never? Like ever?” I shook my head. “What the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-cox/never-actually-max-paused-with-one-pant-leg-on-never-you-mean-sex/)

[James Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-cox/)

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> [There is a brief time for sex, and a long time when sex is out of place. But when it is out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-h-lawrence/there-is-a-brief-time-for-sex-and-a-long-time-when-sex-is-out-of/)

[D. H. Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-h-lawrence/)

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> [“I just want to collapse because holy shit. I have never had sex like that before. But… what the hell am I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-huss/i-just-want-to-collapse-because-holy-shit-i-have-never-had-sex-like/)

[J.A. Huss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-huss/)

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> [“Sex was like the wooden horse of Troy, he decided. How uncomplicated a gift it seemed at first, but once you had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-mcdonald/sex-was-like-the-wooden-horse-of-troy-he-decided-how-uncomplicated-a/)

[Anthony McDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-mcdonald/)

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> [Sex was like a world so mysterious to me, I really couldn't believe there was this fantastic texture to life that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lynch/sex-was-like-a-world-so-mysterious-to-me-i-really-couldn-t-believe/)

[David Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lynch/)

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> [“Believe me when I say I won’t have sex with you like this. I would never disrespect you so much as to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-ashley/believe-me-when-i-say-i-won-t-have-sex-with-you-like-this-i-would/)

[Katie Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-ashley/)

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> [“Now, up until this point in my life, I’d shared that old theory that sex was like pizza. Even when it’s bad,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/now-up-until-this-point-in-my-life-i-d-shared-that-old-theory-that/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [Very, very often in movie sex you see this fiction about unity. A union. That somehow these two thinking beings become one,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tilda-swinton/very-very-often-in-movie-sex-you-see-this-fiction-about-unity-a-union/)

[Tilda Swinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tilda-swinton/)

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> [“Were we ever that beautiful?” “You still are,” Roger told him. “Maybe we should make the most of the hurricane.” “This was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-e-jakes/were-we-ever-that-beautiful-you-still-are-roger-told-him-maybe-we/)

[S.E. Jakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-e-jakes/)

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> [There's no sense forcing yourself if you don't feel like it. Tell you the truth, I've had sex with lots of guys,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/there-s-no-sense-forcing-yourself-if-you-don-t-feel-like-it-tell-you/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [“Personally, I think sex should be like math. At school. No one really cares if they're crap at math. They even proclaim…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/personally-i-think-sex-should-be-like-math-at-school-no-one-really/)

[Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/)

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> [“I remembered what it is I like about sex: what I like about sex is that I can lose myself in it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-hornby/i-remembered-what-it-is-i-like-about-sex-what-i-like-about-sex-is/)

[Nick Hornby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-hornby/)

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> [I wanna tease you, I wanna please you I wanna show you baby, that I need you I want your body, 'til…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/she-s-gone/i-wanna-tease-you-i-wanna-please-you-i-wanna-show-you-baby-that-i/)

[She's\_gone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/she-s-gone/)

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> [“As a child I was a little bit disgusted and embarrassed to learn about the facts of life, and did not immediately…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-gould/as-a-child-i-was-a-little-bit-disgusted-and-embarrassed-to-learn/)

[Emily Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-gould/)

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> [Sex is like money; the more you get, the more you want.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sex-is-like-money-the-more-you-get-the-more-you-want/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Good sex is like drinking water you can never have too much of it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/good-sex-is-like-drinking-water-you-can-never-have-too-much-of-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-york/why-do-you-always-have-to-talk-about-sex-like-that/)

[Charlotte York](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-york/)

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> [I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-haven-t-had-sex-in-like-four-months-right-now-i-need-to-be-smushing/)

[Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/)

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> [sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-stone/sex-is-like-sandwiches-there-has-to-be-something-in-between/)

[Jennifer Stone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-stone/)

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> [Sex is like money; only too much is enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-updike/sex-is-like-money-only-too-much-is-enough/)

[John Updike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-updike/)

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> [The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-thompson/the-fact-is-that-young-people-are-going-to-have-sex-whether-you-like/)

[Emma Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-thompson/)

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                        "text": "I wanna tease you, I wanna please you I wanna show you baby, that I need you I want your body, 'til the very last drop I want you to holler, when you want me to stop And who can love you like me? (Nobody) Who can sex you like me? (Nobody) Who can treat you like me, my baby?(Nobody) Nobody baby (nobody) And who can do it like me? (Nobody) Who can give you what you need? (Nobody) Who can do you all night long? (Nobody) Nobody baby (Nobody) I want the night for me and you So come here, baby, and let me do it to you Don't be afraid, 'cause I won't bite I promise to give it to you just the way you like And who can love you like me? (Nobody) Who can sex you like me? (Nobody) And who can lay your body down? (Nobody) Nobody baby (Nobody) And who can treat you like me? (Nobody) Who can give you what you need? (Nobody) And who can do you all night long? (Nobody) Nobody baby (Nobody) And the band keeps playin' on Bow wow wohn-in-on wohn Bow wow wohn-in-on wohn Bow wow wohn-in-on bohn Nobody baby Bow wow wohn-in-on wohn Bow wow wohn-in-on wohn Bow wow wohn-in-on bohn Nobody baby I (Baby I) want you right now for my lover (Oh yes I do) Place no one above ya (Oh yes I do) If you need a love (If you need my love) I'll be right there I'll be right there, baby (Oh yes I will) And who can love you like me babe? (Nobody) Who can sex your body like me? (Nobody) Who can do it like me, my baby? (Nobody) No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Nobody but me) Who can lay you down just like me? (Nobody) Who can kiss you all over your body baby? (Nobody) Who can laugh, who can laugh just crazy baby? (Nobody) Oh yeah baby (Nobody) I want to know who can love you like me babe? (Nobody) Who can treat your body as good as me baby? (Nobody) Who can do it do it just like me baby?(Nobody)",
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