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> [Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/umpiring-is-best-described-as-the-profession-of-standing-between-two/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

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## More by Ron Luciano

> [No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/no-one-ever-grew-up-intending-to-be-an-umpire-except-perhaps-my/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/the-practical-joke-is-the-psychiatry-of-baseball/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/being-an-umpire-is-like-being-a-king-it-prepares-you-for-nothing/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle--once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/throwing-people-out-of-a-game-is-like-learning-to-ride-a-bicycle-once/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [If it's true you learn from your mistakes, Jim Frey will be the best manager ever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/if-it-s-true-you-learn-from-your-mistakes-jim-frey-will-be-the-best/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/any-umpire-who-claims-he-has-never-missed-a-play-is-well-an-umpire/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Lou Piniella only argues on days ending with the letter 'y'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/lou-piniella-only-argues-on-days-ending-with-the-letter-y/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/umpire-s-heaven-is-a-place-where-he-works-third-base-every-game-home/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [I never called a balk in my life. I didn't understand the rule.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/i-never-called-a-balk-in-my-life-i-didn-t-understand-the-rule/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/one-reason-i-never-called-balks-is-that-i-never-understood-the-rule/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/umpiring-is-best-described-as-the-profession-of-standing-between-two/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [“Never being a person satisfied to create a small disaster when I could just as easily create a catastrophe, I realized I was about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/never-being-a-person-satisfied-to-create-a-small-disaster-when-i/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

> [Like some cult religion that barely survives, there has always been at least one but rarely more than five or six devotees throwing the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-luciano/like-some-cult-religion-that-barely-survives-there-has-always-been-at/)

[Ron Luciano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-luciano/)

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