--- title: "1 Sense Good Quotes By Chris Cubas" description: "1 Sense Good quotes by Chris Cubas. Plus more from Chris Cubas and more Sense Good sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/chris-cubas-28201_austin_if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good_1102406.jpg" --- > [If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good-at-comedy-you-come-to-austin/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/chris-cubas-28201_austin_if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good_1102406.jpg) ## More by Chris Cubas > [I felt like I couldn't meet a single rich person. Regardless of where I live, they don't want to talk to me. I threw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/i-felt-like-i-couldn-t-meet-a-single-rich-person-regardless-of-where/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/kansas-city-well-part-of-the-town-s-pretty-cool-and-part-of-the-town/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks - and those are great people to aim for, but they had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/everybody-wants-to-be-doug-stanhope-everybody-wants-to-be-bill-hicks/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [I was living in upstate New York, in Kingston - small town, no comedy scene except for my friends and I doing these DIY…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/i-was-living-in-upstate-new-york-in-kingston-small-town-no-comedy/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [I don't know a single person that's like, ''Avatar' is my favorite movie.' It never even comes up. I don't know anyone that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/i-don-t-know-a-single-person-that-s-like-avatar-is-my-favorite-movie/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/put-me-on-the-food-network-i-ll-be-the-funniest-guy-talking-about/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [The flat-out worst movie I've ever seen has to be Uwe Boll's 'Rampage.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/the-flat-out-worst-movie-i-ve-ever-seen-has-to-be-uwe-boll-s-rampage/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/i-wanna-be-funny-but-if-i-have-a-chance-to-make-a-point-while-being/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good-at-comedy-you-come-to-austin/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/there-s-a-difference-between-hiring-writers-and-stealing-jokes/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [It's weird writing for a documentary because I have all these ideas for what I want to happen, but what actually happens is obviously…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/it-s-weird-writing-for-a-documentary-because-i-have-all-these-ideas/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [The holy grail for me is just stand-up - It's always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/the-holy-grail-for-me-is-just-stand-up-it-s-always-been-that-if-i-can/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [If you like looking at 'Starry Night' or water lilies or whatever, then why does it matter if it's an original? If the artist…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/if-you-like-looking-at-starry-night-or-water-lilies-or-whatever-then/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what you know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/when-titanic-came-out-on-vhs-i-was-working-at-a-sam-s-club-which-is/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) > [Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners - it's a short form or whatever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/twitter-is-basically-just-writing-a-bunch-of-one-liners-it-s-a-short/) [Chris Cubas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-cubas/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sense-good/chris-cubas/#itemlist", "name": "1 Sense Good Quotes By Chris Cubas", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chris Cubas" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-cubas/if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good-at-comedy-you-come-to-austin/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/chris-cubas-28201_austin_if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good_1102406.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/chris-cubas-28201_austin_if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good_1102406.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/chris-cubas-28201_austin_if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good_1102406.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.” — Chris Cubas", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sense-good/chris-cubas/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sense-good/chris-cubas/", "name": "Sense Good Quotes by Chris Cubas", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sense-good/chris-cubas/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cb/chris-cubas-28201_austin_if-you-have-any-sense-if-you-re-any-good_1102406.jpg" }, "description": "1 Sense Good quotes by Chris Cubas. 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