--- title: "14 Self consciousness Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana" description: "14 Self consciousness quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana. Plus more from Mokokoma Mokhonoana and more Self consciousness sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_appearance_high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-su_714944.jpg" --- > [“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-subconscious-way-of-telling-god/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_appearance_high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-su_714944.jpg) > [“A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-face-lift-is-a-woman-s-attempt-to-lower-the-odds-of-the-next-person/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_age_a-face-lift-is-a-woman-s-attempt-to-lowe_2128809.jpg) > [“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-push-up-bra-is-to-a-woman-s-chest-what-breathing-in-is-to-a-man-s/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/282/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_illusion_a-push-up-bra-is-to-a-woman-s-chest-what_879101.jpg) > [“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/to-come-across-as-younger-than-they-are-women-buy-creams-that-promise/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c89/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_aging_to-come-across-as-younger-than-they-are_1395876.jpg) > [“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/nothing-is-as-irritating-to-a-shy-man-as-a-confident-girl/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_aggravating_nothing-is-as-irritating-to-a-shy-man-as_1988420.jpg) > [“A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-gold-tooth-is-to-some-blacks-what-braces-are-to-all-whites/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4b/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_appearance_a-gold-tooth-is-to-some-blacks-what-brac_2819780.jpg) > [“To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see, women read magazines.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/to-see-what-they-look-like-women-look-at-a-mirror-to-look-like-what/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_advertising_to-see-what-they-look-like-women-look-at_2273065.jpg) > [“In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/in-her-20-s-a-woman-s-breasts-double-her-self-esteem-in-her-40-s-they/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b57/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_aging_in-her-20-s-a-woman-s-breasts-double-her_1643663.jpg) > [“To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/to-flatter-a-young-man-tell-him-that-you-thought-that-he-was-older/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bd/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_aging_to-flatter-a-young-man-tell-him-that-you_757077.jpg) > [“Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/primary-purposes-of-a-mirror-1-to-help-civilized-men-realize-their/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/654/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_civilization_primary-purposes-of-a-mirror-1-to-help-c_79300.jpg) > [“One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/one-night-stands-were-invented-to-free-men-from-worrying-about-the/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be9/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_confidence_one-night-stands-were-invented-to-free-m_106523.jpg) > [“\*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.\* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/live-fast-die-young-and-leave-a-good-looking-corpse-is-dumb-when-dead/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b8/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_corpse_live-fast-die-young-and-leave-a-good-loo_1526605.jpg) > [“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/alcohol-is-one-of-the-quickest-vehicles-with-which-we-escape-shyness/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_alcohol_alcohol-is-one-of-the-quickest-vehicles_2399425.jpg) > [“Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/undesirable-things-that-man-can-alter-e-g-his-weight-he-alters-those/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c8/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_god_undesirable-things-that-man-can-alter-e_1165206.jpg) ## Other authors on Self consciousness - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-john-updike-52405.jpg) John Updike 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/self-consciousness/john-updike/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-annie-dillard-13902.jpg) Annie Dillard 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/self-consciousness/annie-dillard/) ## More by Mokokoma Mokhonoana > [“Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/poor-people-do-not-go-on-holiday-they-go-home/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/salesmanship-is-usually-the-art-of-making-it-the-prospect-s-problem/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/arguments-led-by-subjectivity-are-a-waste-of-time-and-if-they-take/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-car-is-one-of-the-most-interesting-inventions-but-driving-is-one-of/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/dating-is-a-man-made-ideology-if-having-a-lover-was-a-prerequisite-to/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/work-is-a-vehicle-with-which-man-chases-some-fleeting-destination/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-phone-call-should-be-a-convenience-to-the-caller-not-an/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/employment-is-an-employee-s-kissing-of-an-employer-s-ass-a-salary-is/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“\*Nothing is free\* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/nothing-is-free-asserts-two-things-both-assertions-are-true/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/for-their-never-ending-endeavours-to-obtain-or-retain-wealth/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-of-our-friends-are-our-friends-only-because-we-used-to-be-friends/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“\*You only get one chance to make a first impression.\* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/you-only-get-one-chance-to-make-a-first-impression-ah-whatever-who/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-prisoner-is-imprisoned-by-the-crime-that-he-has-committed-a-jailer/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Life is deadly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/life-is-deadly/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) > [“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/hypocrisy-is-when-you-get-mad-at-a-friend-for-telling-their-other/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/self-consciousness/mokokoma-mokhonoana/#itemlist", "name": "14 Self consciousness Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mokokoma Mokhonoana" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-subconscious-way-of-telling-god/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_appearance_high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-su_714944.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_appearance_high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-su_714944.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_appearance_high-heels-are-a-short-theist-woman-s-su_714944.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mokokoma Mokhonoana" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-face-lift-is-a-woman-s-attempt-to-lower-the-odds-of-the-next-person/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_age_a-face-lift-is-a-woman-s-attempt-to-lowe_2128809.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_age_a-face-lift-is-a-woman-s-attempt-to-lowe_2128809.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_age_a-face-lift-is-a-woman-s-attempt-to-lowe_2128809.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mokokoma Mokhonoana" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-push-up-bra-is-to-a-woman-s-chest-what-breathing-in-is-to-a-man-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/282/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_illusion_a-push-up-bra-is-to-a-woman-s-chest-what_879101.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/282/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_illusion_a-push-up-bra-is-to-a-woman-s-chest-what_879101.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/282/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_illusion_a-push-up-bra-is-to-a-woman-s-chest-what_879101.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; 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