--- title: "1 Seeing Really Quotes By Carol Leifer" description: "1 Seeing Really quotes by Carol Leifer. Plus more from Carol Leifer and more Seeing Really sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/carol-leifer-12576_courses_i-was-watching-maury-povich-the-other-da_1546993.jpg" --- > [I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? 'I remember seeing this really bright, white light.' It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/i-was-watching-maury-povich-the-other-day-he-had-these-people-on-who/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55c/carol-leifer-12576_courses_i-was-watching-maury-povich-the-other-da_1546993.jpg) ## More by Carol Leifer > [Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/like-a-lot-of-women-i-m-bisexual-once-i-have-sex-with-you-bye/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/stand-up-comedy-i-love-this-job-and-i-gotta-tell-you-folks-knock-wood/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/my-kind-of-gay-is-like-the-late-breaking-lesbian-kind-of-gay/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/i-m-not-into-working-out-my-philosophy-no-pain-no-pain/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/my-father-was-the-kind-of-guy-who-d-always-say-throw-out-any-subject/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/long-island-if-you-re-from-out-of-town-how-would-i-describe-it-well/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/women-in-the-workplace-we-still-have-big-strides-to-make-girlfriend/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/growing-up-it-was-always-if-you-buy-kosher-meat-they-re-killed/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/as-a-writer-the-worst-thing-you-can-do-is-work-in-an-environment-of/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/i-feel-i-ve-always-got-to-keep-my-stand-up-because-i-never-want-to/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/oh-this-is-fun-went-to-a-nude-beach-for-the-first-time-yeah-that-s/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [You can never go wrong betting on Americans' bad eating habits. So I've made a ton investing in all fast food chains, while at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/you-can-never-go-wrong-betting-on-americans-bad-eating-habits-so-i-ve/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/animal-experiments-are-no-joke-thank-goodness-scientists-are-finding/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/all-my-other-relationships-with-men-there-was-so-much-maneuvering-and/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) > [Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/making-love-to-a-woman-is-like-buying-real-estate-location-location/) [Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/seeing-really/carol-leifer/#itemlist", "name": "1 Seeing Really Quotes By Carol Leifer", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was watching Maury Povich the other day. 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