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> [“Hunting Down the Secular Humanists" "...What makes them so dangerous is that Secular Humanists look just like you and me. Some of them could be your best friends without you knowing that they are Humanists. They could come into your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/hunting-down-the-secular-humanists-what-makes-them-so-dangerous-is/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

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## More by Art Buchwald

> [The things that matter most are not things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/the-things-that-matter-most-are-not-things/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/every-time-you-think-television-has-hit-its-lowest-ebb-a-new-program/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-found-out-i-d-spent-my-whole-life-believing-things-that-weren-t/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/as-the-economy-gets-better-everything-else-gets-worse/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-can-now-say-without-hesitation-the-marine-corps-was-the-best-foster/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/writers-are-funny-about-reviews-when-they-get-a-good-one-they-ignore/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Television has a real problem. They have no page two.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/television-has-a-real-problem-they-have-no-page-two/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/no-one-ever-mentioned-it-but-thousands-of-men-welcomed-world-war-ii/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/don-t-commit-suicide-because-you-might-change-your-mind-two-weeks/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/when-it-came-to-writing-about-wine-i-did-what-almost-everybody-does/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-learned-quickly-that-when-i-made-others-laugh-they-liked-me/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/an-economist-is-a-man-who-knows-a-hundred-ways-of-making-love-but/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [Every once in a while your world stands still... There are certain friendships that are so important they leave a mark on you long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/every-once-in-a-while-your-world-stands-still-there-are-certain/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/i-just-don-t-want-to-die-the-same-day-castro-dies/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

> [The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/art-buchwald/the-best-way-to-clean-up-a-son-s-room-is-to-close-the-door-and/)

[Art Buchwald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/art-buchwald/)

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