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title: "3 Secretly Ninja Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Secretly Ninja quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Secretly Ninja sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I’m so happy to see you that I wouldn’t care if you’re secretly a ninja sent from the future to destroy kittens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-m-so-happy-to-see-you-that-i-wouldn-t-care-if-you-re-secretly-a/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b4/rachel-hawkins-379_ninja_i-m-so-happy-to-see-you-that-i-wouldn-t_370029.jpg)

> [Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/remind-me-he-paused-drawing-in-a-stuttered-gasp-to-never-piss-you-off/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a77/anonymous-1_christ_remind-me-he-paused-drawing-in-a-stutter_878514.jpg)

> [“Two hours. More than enough time to kidnap a man. Or to slice his throat, bury him in the forest, and steal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/two-hours-more-than-enough-time-to-kidnap-a-man-or-to-slice-his/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67b/ilona-andrews-150_enough-time_two-hours-more-than-enough-time-to-kidna_971351.png)

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