--- title: "155 Secret service Quotes by 109 authors" description: "Browse 155 Secret service quotes by 109 authors. Discover the best Secret service sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/891/ashley-biden-14489_incredible_the-secret-service-are-incredible-141669_1416696.jpg" --- > [The Secret Service are incredible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashley-biden/the-secret-service-are-incredible/) [Ashley Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashley-biden/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/891/ashley-biden-14489_incredible_the-secret-service-are-incredible-141669_1416696.jpg) > [“Desperate people are dangerous people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-ritter/desperate-people-are-dangerous-people/) [Bob Ritter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-ritter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/733/bob-ritter-223848_assassination-plot_desperate-people-are-dangerous-people-26_2692082.jpg) > [Her Majesty's Secret Service wouldn't have me on the payroll.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-farrell/her-majesty-s-secret-service-wouldn-t-have-me-on-the-payroll/) [Colin Farrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-farrell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4d/colin-farrell-2887_film_her-majesty-s-secret-service-wouldn-t-ha_2005258.png) > [As a proud former Secret Service agent, it's tough to stand by and watch the agency struggle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bongino/as-a-proud-former-secret-service-agent-it-s-tough-to-stand-by-and/) [Dan Bongino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bongino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04a/dan-bongino-11899_proud_as-a-proud-former-secret-service-agent-i_931735.jpg) > [“I'm an agent of Her Majesty's Secret Service. I do not do booby traps.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ally-carter/i-m-an-agent-of-her-majesty-s-secret-service-i-do-not-do-booby-traps/) [Ally Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ally-carter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/159/ally-carter-530_agent_i-m-an-agent-of-her-majesty-s-secret-ser_1227316.png) > [If the secret service was smart about being secretive they would call themselves plumbers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-the-secret-service-was-smart-about-being-secretive-they-would-call/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bb/anonymous-1_plumbers_if-the-secret-service-was-smart-about-be_2834346.jpg) > [A gun in the hands of a secret service agent protecting our president isn't a bad word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-lapierre/a-gun-in-the-hands-of-a-secret-service-agent-protecting-our-president/) [Wayne LaPierre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-lapierre/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b1d/wayne-lapierre-3321_bad_a-gun-in-the-hands-of-a-secret-service-a_74510.png) > [“What are you - Secret Service?' 'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.' 'And you're not admitting it, I notice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-goddard/what-are-you-secret-service-if-i-were-i-wouldn-t-admit-it-and-you-re/) [Robert Goddard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-goddard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/884/robert-goddard-39260_mind-games_what-are-you-secret-service-if-i-were-i_1225386.jpg) > [“He looked like a cross between The Terminator and a secret service agent— a really hot secret service agent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-humphreys/he-looked-like-a-cross-between-the-terminator-and-a-secret-service/) [Sara Humphreys](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-humphreys/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f9/sara-humphreys-31215_sara-humpreys_he-looked-like-a-cross-between-the-termi_92551.jpg) > [I joined the Secret Service in June 1999 as a special agent and vividly remember an agency brimming with pride.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bongino/i-joined-the-secret-service-in-june-1999-as-a-special-agent-and/) [Dan Bongino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bongino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ce/dan-bongino-11899_june_i-joined-the-secret-service-in-june-1999_1311813.jpg) > [“So I’m in the American Secret Service? Damn.” “It was all reported in the press the next day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-preston/so-i-m-in-the-american-secret-service-damn-it-was-all-reported-in-the/) [Douglas Preston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-preston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08a/douglas-preston-7731_next-day_so-i-m-in-the-american-secret-service-da_1346863.jpg) > [I got invited to the White House, and I tried to sleep there overnight without permission. The Secret Service came to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-paul/i-got-invited-to-the-white-house-and-i-tried-to-sleep-there-overnight/) [Jake Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-paul/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67f/jake-paul-8608_anything_i-got-invited-to-the-white-house-and-i-t_2554656.jpg) > [To become a Secret Service agent, applicants must pass a polygraph exam. But after being hired, agents are never required to undergo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronald-kessler/to-become-a-secret-service-agent-applicants-must-pass-a-polygraph/) [Ronald Kessler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronald-kessler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07f/ronald-kessler-13022_again_to-become-a-secret-service-agent-applica_344008.jpg) > [Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/right-after-the-show-tonight-i-m-going-to-the-new-york-city-car-show/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24c/david-letterman-378_agents_right-after-the-show-tonight-i-m-going-t_2308158.jpg) > [The Secret Service once watched for people who fit the popular profile of dangerousness: the lunatic, the loner, the threatener, the hater.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-dedman/the-secret-service-once-watched-for-people-who-fit-the-popular/) [Bill Dedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-dedman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf7/bill-dedman-3519_fit_the-secret-service-once-watched-for-peop_1466533.jpg) > [Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/herman-cain-has-suspended-his-presidential-campaign-but-he-has-asked/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/343/david-letterman-378_cain_herman-cain-has-suspended-his-presidenti_2572465.jpg) > [...also took for granted that secret services were the only real measure of a nations political health, the only real expression of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-le-carre/also-took-for-granted-that-secret-services-were-the-only-real-measure/) [John le Carre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-le-carre/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d5/john-le-carre-651_expression_also-took-for-granted-that-secret-servic_1881803.jpg) > [“The Secret Service agents had been trained to think of every possible scenario...but nowhere in any training or manual was it ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerald-blaine/the-secret-service-agents-had-been-trained-to-think-of-every-possible/) [Gerald Blaine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerald-blaine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6e/gerald-blaine-239722_air-force_the-secret-service-agents-had-been-train_618035.jpg) > [The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-acting-director-of-the-secret-service-joseph-clancy-said-they-may/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/769/jimmy-fallon-656_acting_the-acting-director-of-the-secret-servic_2664043.jpg) > [“Around 9:30 a.m., Secret Service agent Jimmy Scott told Cheney he needed to evacuate. Without giving the vice president a moment to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrett-m-graff/around-9-30-a-m-secret-service-agent-jimmy-scott-told-cheney-he/) [Garrett M. Graff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrett-m-graff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/garrett-m-graff-7343_secret-service_around-9-30-a-m-secret-service-agent-jim_2071874.jpg) > [“Afterwards Smiley always thought of that interview as a fan dance; a calculated progression of disclosures, each revealing different parts of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-le-carre/afterwards-smiley-always-thought-of-that-interview-as-a-fan-dance-a/) [John le Carré](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-le-carre/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc6/john-le-carre-651_murder_afterwards-smiley-always-thought-of-that_2535683.jpg) > [“Seeing you dumpster diving the other day, I meant To say hello and toss you a quarter, but the Secret Service wouldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linh-dinh/seeing-you-dumpster-diving-the-other-day-i-meant-to-say-hello-and/) [Linh Dinh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linh-dinh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03f/linh-dinh-62333_barack-obama_seeing-you-dumpster-diving-the-other-day_1862239.jpg) > [I was at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, and I was performing at a show there. Jimmy Carter was going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/apollo-robbins/i-was-at-caesar-s-palace-in-las-vegas-and-i-was-performing-at-a-show/) [Apollo Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/apollo-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/692/apollo-robbins-19904_detail_i-was-at-caesar-s-palace-in-las-vegas-an_1061491.jpg) > [The mission of the Secret Service (to keep the president of the United States safe and secure) is, by its very nature,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bongino/the-mission-of-the-secret-service-to-keep-the-president-of-the-united/) [Dan Bongino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bongino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b0/dan-bongino-11899_crisis_the-mission-of-the-secret-service-to-kee_1480659.jpg) > [People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/people-are-being-really-picky-about-the-upcoming-election-i-read-that/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/653/jimmy-fallon-656_being-real_people-are-being-really-picky-about-the_2739664.jpg) > [Trade shows such as the wire tappers' ball are highly secretive and ban journalists from attending. None of the U.S. agencies that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-mackinnon/trade-shows-such-as-the-wire-tappers-ball-are-highly-secretive-and/) [Rebecca MacKinnon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-mackinnon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6a/rebecca-mackinnon-1815_about_trade-shows-such-as-the-wire-tappers-bal_1718033.png) > [“Still, many Nazis managed to conceal their identities and escape to Europe or South America. Some were never found. Others, like Adolf…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roberta-kagan/still-many-nazis-managed-to-conceal-their-identities-and-escape-to/) [Roberta Kagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roberta-kagan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/roberta-kagan-24099_secret-service_still-many-nazis-managed-to-conceal-thei_1474834.jpg) > [“Who wants to serve in a police vice squad, spending hours peeking into men’s johns to detect acts of homosexuality? Who wants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-w-watts/who-wants-to-serve-in-a-police-vice-squad-spending-hours-peeking-into/) [Alan W. Watts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-w-watts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56b/alan-w-watts-9497_atomic-bomb_who-wants-to-serve-in-a-police-vice-squa_75755.jpg) > [“The nation’s Charters of Freedom were also evacuated from the capital. The attorney general ruled that the Library of Congress had the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrett-m-graff/the-nation-s-charters-of-freedom-were-also-evacuated-from-the-capital/) [Garrett M. Graff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrett-m-graff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11c/garrett-m-graff-7343_attorney-general_the-nation-s-charters-of-freedom-were-al_1991847.jpg) > [“As we know from the study of history, no new system can impose itself upon a previous one without incorporating many of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/as-we-know-from-the-study-of-history-no-new-system-can-impose-itself/) [Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a3/margaret-atwood-40_christianity_as-we-know-from-the-study-of-history-no_1587963.jpg) > [“Defense Minister, General Militaru was definitely from the latter category. Iliescu wanted terrorists and he was about to provide them. The whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/florin-grancea/defense-minister-general-militaru-was-definitely-from-the-latter/) [Florin Grancea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/florin-grancea/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e3/florin-grancea-53878_construction-industr_defense-minister-general-militaru-was-de_236605.jpg) > [“I wish it were different. I wish that we privileged knowledge in politicians, that the ones who know things didn't have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-vowell/i-wish-it-were-different-i-wish-that-we-privileged-knowledge-in/) [Sarah Vowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-vowell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f23/sarah-vowell-2016_candidate_i-wish-it-were-different-i-wish-that-we_1547818.png) > [“Who might this young man be?” In an instant I sorted through every possibly explanation for Sage’s presence, but judging by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-duff/who-might-this-young-man-be-in-an-instant-i-sorted-through-every/) [Hilary Duff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-duff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ef/hilary-duff-2018_hard-way_who-might-this-young-man-be-in-an-instan_3143197.jpg) > [“If there was any doubt about the authenticity of his fake ID, it would now be put to the test. As Sage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-duff/if-there-was-any-doubt-about-the-authenticity-of-his-fake-id-it-would/) [Hilary Duff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-duff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea3/hilary-duff-2018_bad-luck_if-there-was-any-doubt-about-the-authent_1404622.jpg) > [“Mr. Trump ordered his advance team to book only hotels that were less than six months old. He didn’t care if it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/corey-r-lewandowski/mr-trump-ordered-his-advance-team-to-book-only-hotels-that-were-less/) [Corey R. Lewandowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/corey-r-lewandowski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/265/corey-r-lewandowski-11489_four-seasons_mr-trump-ordered-his-advance-team-to-boo_226319.jpg) > [Secret Service agents wear suits to blend in with presidential visits, not stand out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-bongino/secret-service-agents-wear-suits-to-blend-in-with-presidential-visits/) [Dan Bongino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-bongino/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/320/dan-bongino-11899_out_secret-service-agents-wear-suits-to-blen_550905.jpg) > [Secret Services are everywhere. They are part of out daily life. We just don't really care. We are not concerned at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-schwochow/secret-services-are-everywhere-they-are-part-of-out-daily-life-we/) [Christian Schwochow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-schwochow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/christian-schwochow-57729_care_secret-services-are-everywhere-they-are_2466828.jpg) > [Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-borowitz/congress-is-furious-at-the-secret-service-for-consorting-with-hookers/) [Andy Borowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-borowitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/andy-borowitz-10917_comedian_congress-is-furious-at-the-secret-servic_2721025.png) > [Journalists must not be made accomplices by the secret service to solve its own problems.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hubert-burda/journalists-must-not-be-made-accomplices-by-the-secret-service-to/) [Hubert Burda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hubert-burda/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a29/hubert-burda-29492_journalism_journalists-must-not-be-made-accomplices_2887304.jpg) > [The vast majority of Secret Service agents are incredibly competent people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-beckel/the-vast-majority-of-secret-service-agents-are-incredibly-competent/) [Bob Beckel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-beckel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/642/bob-beckel-4887_majority_the-vast-majority-of-secret-service-agen_1255529.jpg) ## Top authors on Secret service - 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Iliescu wanted terrorists and he was about to provide them. The whole country wanted the terrorists caught and he wanted to provide that, too, he wanted to serve. Ceauşescu had stopped Militaru from serving eleven years before 1989. It was 1978 and Militaru was a three star general when he was pulled out of active duty and given a position in management in the Construction Industry Ministry - luckily for him. He was lucky. Ceauşescu feared the Russians. Militaru’s name came out in the Raven’s file as a GRU agent. The GRU was the secret service of the Red Army, and this was the reason why Ceauşescu took the Second Army from Militaru’s command and gave him that petty job in the construction industry. He would have been killed if Ceauşescu didn’t fear the Soviet backlash, that’s for sure. Twenty years after 1989 I see the events more clearly. 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