--- title: "1 Second Base Quotes By Ted Alexandro" description: "1 Second Base quotes by Ted Alexandro. Plus more from Ted Alexandro and more Second Base sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34c/ted-alexandro-11537_causes_i-have-a-lot-of-friends-who-are-getting_1302022.png" --- > [I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/i-have-a-lot-of-friends-who-are-getting-married-i-try-to-avoid/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34c/ted-alexandro-11537_causes_i-have-a-lot-of-friends-who-are-getting_1302022.png) ## More by Ted Alexandro > [With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/with-a-project-like-teachers-lounge-you-re-wearing-a-lot-of-hats-so/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/chris-rock-went-from-a-guy-whose-name-you-knew-from-snl-to-a/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Some comedians are silly or goofy or straight joke writers who avoid anything subversive or political. Others are drawn to it. The beauty of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/some-comedians-are-silly-or-goofy-or-straight-joke-writers-who-avoid/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/not-that-that-s-the-goal-but-sometimes-these-funny-insights-can-also/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Comedians have varying levels of training. It can range from classically trained actors (like Robin Williams) to people who took comedy classes to folks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/comedians-have-varying-levels-of-training-it-can-range-from/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Sometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/sometimes-crowds-start-out-not-liking-someone-but-then-they-shift-and/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/the-blues-is-a-hopeful-music-it-helps-you-process-something-rather/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/i-m-keeping-in-shape-you-know-gotta-look-good-for-the-ladies-and/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [I don't really worry about a crowd liking me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/i-don-t-really-worry-about-a-crowd-liking-me/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/a-person-riding-a-unicycle-on-a-tightrope-doesn-t-worry-about-being/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/louis-ck-went-from-a-writer-comedian-to-winning-emmys-for-his-own/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/ultimately-an-audience-wants-to-laugh-that-s-who-they-like-the/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [Opening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me, because he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/opening-for-louis-c-k-during-his-hilarious-tour-was-a-great/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/people-don-t-come-to-a-comedy-club-simply-to-hear-someone-s-thoughts/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) > [After twenty plus years of performing hundreds of shows a year, I prefer to try things out on stage rather than for friends. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-alexandro/after-twenty-plus-years-of-performing-hundreds-of-shows-a-year-i/) [Ted Alexandro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-alexandro/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/second-base/ted-alexandro/#itemlist", "name": "1 Second Base Quotes By Ted Alexandro", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. 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