--- title: "1 Second Act Quotes By Jane Seville" description: "1 Second Act quotes by Jane Seville. Plus more from Jane Seville and more Second Act sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jane-seville-12362_beautiful-woman_actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a_3058017.jpg" --- > [“Actually, if this were a movie, you’d be a beautiful woman and you’d be sleeping with HAL by the second act.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a-beautiful-woman-and-you-d-be/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jane-seville-12362_beautiful-woman_actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a_3058017.jpg) ## More by Jane Seville > [“And how do you really feel? Like I'll never recover. Like I'll never draw another breath without half of it being a wish for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/and-how-do-you-really-feel-like-i-ll-never-recover-like-i-ll-never/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Yeah, it’s just that… well, most of the time in names, D is followed by some more letters. Like –onald, or –avid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/yeah-it-s-just-that-well-most-of-the-time-in-names-d-is-followed-by/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Neither of us is gonna be able to walk tomorrow." "Who needs ta walk? Dunno 'bout you but I ain't plannin' ta leave this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/neither-of-us-is-gonna-be-able-to-walk-tomorrow-who-needs-ta-walk/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Kissing Jack wasn't what he'd expected. Not letting himself do it for this long now seemed kind of stupid ... or a lot stupid.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/kissing-jack-wasn-t-what-he-d-expected-not-letting-himself-do-it-for/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Check if anyone’s following us,” HAL said from the backseat. “How do I know that?” “Uh… look in the rearview mirror.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/check-if-anyone-s-following-us-hal-said-from-the-backseat-how-do-i/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Okay." He let his eyes close and it was a relief; not just of relief of minutes, but of years.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/okay-he-let-his-eyes-close-and-it-was-a-relief-not-just-of-relief-of/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“He stood before the door, feeling uncharacteristically nervous. Hi. Uh... how are ya? No, no. Hello, Jack. I'm back. Shit, that fuckin' rhymes. Sounds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/he-stood-before-the-door-feeling-uncharacteristically-nervous-hi-uh/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“My grandma always had chocolate-covered cherries," D said, his tone curled at the edges, like he'd surprised himself with the memory. Jack slid up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/my-grandma-always-had-chocolate-covered-cherries-d-said-his-tone/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night?" -Dr. Jack Francisco”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/you-got-a-better-word-for-a-guy-who-s-swept-my-chimney-five-times-in/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other morning, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/he-paused-at-the-bedroom-door-shut-his-eyes-took-a-deep-breath-and/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“No, Jack, we cain’t sneak by. These aren’t movie bad guys who don’t got no peripheral vision and we can just slip past while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/no-jack-we-cain-t-sneak-by-these-aren-t-movie-bad-guys-who-don-t-got/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“D snorted. “Gotta be prepared.” He looked up at Jack’s face, frowning. “What?” Jack shrugged. “It’s just….” He sighed. “I’m starting to see words…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/d-snorted-gotta-be-prepared-he-looked-up-at-jack-s-face-frowning-what/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Jack felt arousal spiking through him, clouding his mind with the wanting, wanting this man, all of him, black and tarry, rotted with disuse,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/jack-felt-arousal-spiking-through-him-clouding-his-mind-with-the/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“D knew at once that this guy was one of those that was always imagining himself in a Tarantino movie.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/d-knew-at-once-that-this-guy-was-one-of-those-that-was-always/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) > [“Saw you out there in the garden. Looked so damn...fine," he said, quietly. "Was like I hadta have ya, right then. Bubbled up like...I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/saw-you-out-there-in-the-garden-looked-so-damn-fine-he-said-quietly/) [Jane Seville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-seville/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/second-act/jane-seville/#itemlist", "name": "1 Second Act Quotes By Jane Seville", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Actually, if this were a movie, you’d be a beautiful woman and you’d be sleeping with HAL by the second act.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jane Seville" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-seville/actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a-beautiful-woman-and-you-d-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jane-seville-12362_beautiful-woman_actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a_3058017.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jane-seville-12362_beautiful-woman_actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a_3058017.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jane-seville-12362_beautiful-woman_actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a_3058017.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Actually, if this were a movie, you’d be a beautiful woman and you’d be sleeping with HAL by the second act.” — Jane Seville", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/second-act/jane-seville/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/second-act/jane-seville/", "name": "Second Act Quotes by Jane Seville", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/second-act/jane-seville/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jane-seville-12362_beautiful-woman_actually-if-this-were-a-movie-you-d-be-a_3058017.jpg" }, "description": "1 Second Act quotes by Jane Seville. 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