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title: "139 Seat Belt Quotes by 121 authors"
description: "Browse 139 Seat Belt quotes by 121 authors. Discover the best Seat Belt sayings and thoughts."
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> [Oh, I never use a seat belt. I don't believe in gravity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-guare/oh-i-never-use-a-seat-belt-i-don-t-believe-in-gravity/)

[John Guare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-guare/)

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> [Superman don't need no seat belt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/muhammad-ali/superman-don-t-need-no-seat-belt/)

[Muhammad Ali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/muhammad-ali/)

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> [Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/trust-your-captain-but-keep-your-seat-belt-securely-fastened/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“(My momma + curvy roads= wear your seat belt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alecia-whitaker/my-momma-curvy-roads-wear-your-seat-belt/)

[Alecia Whitaker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alecia-whitaker/)

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> [Bras are basically seat belts for boobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/bras-are-basically-seat-belts-for-boobs/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [If Im driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-im-driving-you-crazy-just-remember-to-put-on-your-seat-belt/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-always-wear-my-seat-belt-when-i-drive-a-point-home/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“You’re chicken, she told herself, snapping her seat belt. This is America, you live in it, you let it happen. Let it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-pynchon/you-re-chicken-she-told-herself-snapping-her-seat-belt-this-is/)

[Thomas Pynchon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-pynchon/)

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> [Children must always wear a seat belt...Except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/children-must-always-wear-a-seat-belt-except-if-you-put-50-of-them-in/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Nobody was hurt, thank God, because both drivers were wearing seat belts. Thank God, thank God.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vonnegut/nobody-was-hurt-thank-god-because-both-drivers-were-wearing-seat/)

vonnegut

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> [Everyone please be careful while driving. don't text, speed, or forget to wear a seat belt. it just isnt worth it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everyone-please-be-careful-while-driving-don-t-text-speed-or-forget/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-ventura/seat-belts-come-with-a-car-so-therefore-you-should-be-required-to-use/)

[Jesse Ventura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-ventura/)

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> [Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bette-davis/fasten-your-seat-belts-it-s-going-to-be-a-bumpy-night-as-margo/)

[Bette Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bette-davis/)

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> [Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/government-is-a-health-hazard-governments-have-killed-many-more/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Do me a favor." "Don't lick your seat belt?" Ash's expression was total confusion. "Huh? where did that randomness come from?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/do-me-a-favor-don-t-lick-your-seat-belt-ash-s-expression-was-total/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“Still mad,” she gasped. He covered one of her fists with his hand, entwining their fingers, while his other slipped beneath her,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/still-mad-she-gasped-he-covered-one-of-her-fists-with-his-hand/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

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> [People in general are not interested in paying extra for increased safety. At the beginning seat belts cost $200 and nobody bought them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-spafford/people-in-general-are-not-interested-in-paying-extra-for-increased/)

[Gene Spafford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-spafford/)

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> [“(Many prospective dieters sign up for a weight-loss program on the day they experience the negative somatic marker of being unable to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-lindstrom/many-prospective-dieters-sign-up-for-a-weight-loss-program-on-the-day/)

[Martin Lindstrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-lindstrom/)

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> [“The chariot lurched and bumped. It had no seat belts and the back was wide open, so Piper wondered if Jason would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-chariot-lurched-and-bumped-it-had-no-seat-belts-and-the-back-was/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [We take our vitamins, we go to exercise class, we put on our seat belts. And then something blindsides us and gives…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-quindlen/we-take-our-vitamins-we-go-to-exercise-class-we-put-on-our-seat-belts/)

[Anna Quindlen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-quindlen/)

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> [“But if as you read this book you're saying to yourself: "I'd rather be miserably married than be alone." Well young lady,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/osayi-osar-emokpae/but-if-as-you-read-this-book-you-re-saying-to-yourself-i-d-rather-be/)

[Osayi Osar-Emokpae](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/osayi-osar-emokpae/)

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> [“He'd say "I love you" to every man in the squad before rolling out, say it straight, with no joking or smart-ass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-fountain/he-d-say-i-love-you-to-every-man-in-the-squad-before-rolling-out-say/)

[Ben Fountain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-fountain/)

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> [A typical 'Larry King Live' is a pastiche whose absurdism defies parody. Wearing his trademark suspenders and purple shirts, he looks as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-wolcott/a-typical-larry-king-live-is-a-pastiche-whose-absurdism-defies-parody/)

[James Wolcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-wolcott/)

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> [“every morning i pray that the school bus will crash and we'll all die in a fiery wreck. then my mom will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-levithan/every-morning-i-pray-that-the-school-bus-will-crash-and-we-ll-all-die/)

[David Levithan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-levithan/)

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> [“Whenever somebody turned his head, he shouted, "Stop looking behind you!: There was a strict rule against head turns. When reversing, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-hessler/whenever-somebody-turned-his-head-he-shouted-stop-looking-behind-you/)

[Peter Hessler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-hessler/)

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> [He could hardly imagine anymore what his life would be without the weight of his hidden knowledge. He'd come to think of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-edwards/he-could-hardly-imagine-anymore-what-his-life-would-be-without-the/)

[Kim Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-edwards/)

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> [When I saw 'Breakfast at Tiffany's,' and Audrey Hepburn was standing in front of Tiffany's in this Givenchy dress, or when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn-whitfield/when-i-saw-breakfast-at-tiffany-s-and-audrey-hepburn-was-standing-in/)

[Lynn Whitfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynn-whitfield/)

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> [I think sometimes when you can feel the velocity of change, like nowadays, you really need a seat belt. It's almost like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-paulson/i-think-sometimes-when-you-can-feel-the-velocity-of-change-like/)

[Sarah Paulson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-paulson/)

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> [“Squished between my grandparents and moving at thirty miles an hour is a small price to pay to get to the vet's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alecia-whitaker/squished-between-my-grandparents-and-moving-at-thirty-miles-an-hour/)

[Alecia Whitaker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alecia-whitaker/)

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> [He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-does-this-on-purpose-stephanie-s-mother-said-as-they-sat-in-the/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“They explained about the epidurals and drugs, but no one there was going to have drugs. They all wanted the natural experience.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-fitch/they-explained-about-the-epidurals-and-drugs-but-no-one-there-was/)

[Janet Fitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-fitch/)

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> [“If I had lied to the CIA, perhaps I might have passed a test. Instead of writing a book about the White…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-litt/if-i-had-lied-to-the-cia-perhaps-i-might-have-passed-a-test-instead/)

[David Litt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-litt/)

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> [“It may be a cat, a bird, a ferret, or a guinea pig, but the chances are high that when someone close…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-trout/it-may-be-a-cat-a-bird-a-ferret-or-a-guinea-pig-but-the-chances-are/)

[Nick Trout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-trout/)

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> [“Seeing Oliver again—touching Oliver again—that was really all that was on my mind. I threw open my door and tried to launch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-lane/seeing-oliver-again-touching-oliver-again-that-was-really-all-that/)

[Amy Lane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-lane/)

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> [“PREPARE FOR LANDING” PREPARE FOR LANDING, TRACK 1 The seat belt sign is illuminated The flight attendants beyond frustrated The passengers are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gayle-forman/prepare-for-landing-prepare-for-landing-track-1-the-seat-belt-sign-is/)

[Gayle Forman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gayle-forman/)

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> [Where are you going?" "Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do." "Why did you pause?' "I'm sorry?" "You paused. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/where-are-you-going-nowhere-special-i-just-have-some-things-to-do-why/)

[Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/)

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> [“It was always the same for her when she arrived to meet the body. After she unbuckled her seat belt, after she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-castle/it-was-always-the-same-for-her-when-she-arrived-to-meet-the-body/)

[Richard Castle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-castle/)

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> [“When it passes us, the driver tips his cap our way, eying us as if he thinks we're up to no good-the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-banks/when-it-passes-us-the-driver-tips-his-cap-our-way-eying-us-as-if-he/)

[Anna Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-banks/)

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> [“Emma, I came out here to tell you that you don't have to mate with Grom." I raise a brow. "Uh, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-banks/emma-i-came-out-here-to-tell-you-that-you-don-t-have-to-mate-with/)

[Anna Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-banks/)

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> [“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-kasparoza/the-guy-who-doesn-t-wear-a-seat-belt-doesn-t-wear-a-condom-you-should/)

Chris Kasparoza

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                        "text": "He does this on purpose,\" Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear at the front door, shrug into his jacket, tuck in his shirt, go to step out, and then pause. \"He looks like he's about to sneeze,\" Stephanie remarked.",
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                        "text": "“If I had lied to the CIA, perhaps I might have passed a test. Instead of writing a book about the White House, I’d be poisoning a drug kingpin with a dart gun concealed inside a slightly larger dart gun, or making love to a breathy supermodel in the interest of national security. I’ll never know. I confessed to smoking pot two months before. The sunniness vanished from my interviewer’s voice. “Normally we like people who break the rules,” Skipper told me, “but we can’t consider anyone who’s used illegal substances in the past twelve months.” Just like that, my career as a terrorist hunter was over. I thought my yearning for higher purpose would vanish with my CIA dreams, the way a Styrofoam container follows last night’s Chinese food into the trash. To my surprise, it stuck around. In the weeks that followed, I pictured myself in all sorts of identities: hipster, world traveler, banker, white guy who plays blues guitar. But these personas were like jeans a half size too small. Trying them on gave me an uncomfortable gut feeling and put my flaws on full display. My search for replacement selves began in November. By New Year’s Eve I was mired in the kind of existential funk that leads people to find Jesus, or the Paleo diet, or Ayn Rand. Instead, on January 3, I found a candidate. I was on an airplane when I discovered him, preparing for our initial descent into JFK. This was during the early days of live in-flight television, and I was halfway between the Home Shopping Network and one of the lesser ESPNs when I stumbled across coverage of a campaign rally in Iowa. Apparently, a caucus had just finished. Speeches were about to begin. With nothing better to occupy my time, I confirmed that my seat belt was fully fastened. I made sure my tray table was locked. Then, with the arena shrunk to fit my tiny seatback screen, I watched a two-inch-tall guy declare victory. It’s not like I hadn’t heard about Barack Obama. I had heard his keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention. His presidential campaign had energized my more earnest friends. But I was far too mature to take them seriously. They supported someone with the middle name Hussein to be president of the United States. While they were at it, why not cast a ballot for the Tooth Fairy? Why not nominate Whoopi Goldberg for pope?”",
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                        "text": "“When it passes us, the driver tips his cap our way, eying us as if he thinks we're up to no good-the kind of no good he might call the cops on. I wave to him and smile, wondering if I look as guilty as I feel. Better make this the quickest lesson in driving history. It's not like she needs to pass the state exam. If she can keep the car straight for ten seconds in a row, I've upheld my end of the deal. I turn off the ignition and look at her. \"So, how are you and Toraf doing?\" She cocks her head at me. \"What does that have to do with driving?\" Aside from delaying it? \"Nothing,\" I say, shrugging. \"Just wondering.\" She pulls down the visor and flips open the mirror. Using her index finger, she unsmudges the mascara Rachel put on her. \"Not that it's your business, but we're fine. We were always fine.\" \"He didn't seem to think so.\" She shoots me a look. \"He can be oversensitive sometimes. I explained that to him.\" Oversensitive? No way. She's not getting off that easy. \"He's a good kisser,\" I tell her, bracing myself. She turns in her seat, eyes narrowed to slits. \"You might as well forget about that kiss, Emma. He's mine, and if you put your nasty Half-Breed lips on him again-\" \"Now who's being oversensitive?\" I say, grinning. She does love him. \"Switch places with me,\" she snarls. But I'm too happy for Toraf to return the animosity. Once she's in the driver's seat, her attitude changes. She bounces up and down like she's mattress shopping, getting so much air that she'd puncture the top if I hadn't put it down already. She reaches for the keys in the ignition. I grab her hand. \"Nope. Buckle up first.\" It's almost cliché for her to roll her eyes now, but she does. When she's finished dramatizing the act of buckling her seat belt-complete with tugging on it to make sure it won't unclick-she turns to me in pouty expectation. I nod. She wrenches the key and the engine fires up. The distant look in her eyes makes me nervous. Or maybe it's the guilt swirling around in my stomach. Galen might not like this car, but it still feels like sacrilege to put the fate of a BMW in Rayna's novice hands. As she grips the gear stick so hard her knuckles turn white, I thank God this is an automatic. \" D is for drive , right?\" she says. \"Yes. The right pedal is to go. The left pedal is to stop. You have to step on the left one to change into drive.\" \"I know. I saw you do it.\" She mashes down on the brake, then throws us into drive. But we don't move. \"Okay, now you'll want to step on the right pedal, which is the gas-\" The tires start spinning-and so do we. Rayna stares at me wide-eyed and mouth ajar, which isn't a good thing since her hands are on the wheel. It occurs to me that she's screaming, but I can't hear her over my own screeching. The dust wall we've created whirls around us, blocking our view of the trees and the road and life as we knew it. \"Take your foot off the right one!\" I yell. We stop so hard my teeth feel rattled. \"Are you trying to get us killed?\" she howls, holding her hand to her cheek as if I've slapped her. Her eyes are wild and glassy; she just might cry. \"Are you freaking kidding me? You're the one driving!”",
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                        "text": "“Emma, I came out here to tell you that you don't have to mate with Grom.\" I raise a brow. \"Uh, I was never going to mate with Grom.\" \"What I mean is, Grom is mating with someone else who has the gift of Poseidon. Which means that-\" \"I don't have to mate with Grom,\" I finish for him. \"That's what I just said.\" \"I mean, I don't have to feel like I've let the entire species of Syrena go extinct because I won't mate with Grom.\" He grins. \"Exactly.\" \"But that doesn't change what I am-a Half-Breed. You still can't be with me, can you?\" He rubs his thumb over my bottom lip, thoughtful. \"The law forbids it right now. But I think if we give it time, we could get it overturned somehow. And I'm not going anywhere until I do.\" He turns us toward the SUV, stopping to retrieve my heels from the side of the road. He helps me in the passenger seat of the Escalade, then hands me my shoes. \"Thank you,\" I tell him as he walks around to the driver's side. \"It's a little late to blush,\" he says, strapping in. \"I don't think I'll ever stop blushing.\" \"I really hope not,\" he says, shutting his door. Taking my face into both hands, he pulls me to him again. His lips brush mine, but I want more. Sensing my intention, he puts his hand over mine and the seat belt I'm trying to unsnap. \"Emma,\" he says against my lips. \"I've missed you so much. But we can't. Not yet.\" I'm not trying to do that , I just want to get in a better position to accept his lips. Telling him so would just embarrass us both. But he says yet. What does that mean? That he wants to wait until he can get the law overturned? Or will he give it time, and if it doesn't work out, break Syrena law to be with me? For some reason, I don't want the answer bad enough to ask. Images of \"that girl\" flare up in my head. I don't want Galen to break his laws-it's a big part of why I love him so much. His loyalty to his people, his commitment to them. It's the kind of devotion almost nonexistent among humans. But I don't want to be \"that girl\" either. Syrena or not, I want to go to college. I want to experience the world above and below sea level. But it's not like any decisions need to be made right now, do they? I mean, life-changing decisions take time to make. Time and meditation. And physical space between my lips and his. I pull back. \"Right. Sorry.\" He seizes a few tendrils of my hair and runs them along his face, grinning. \"Not as sorry as I am. You'll have to help me keep my hands off you.\" I laugh, even as a charge runs through my veins. \"Yeah. No.\" He laughs too and turns to start the car, then stops. Letting go of the keys, he says, \"So. About breaking up.\" \"Let me think about it some more,\" I tell him on the brink of giggling at his expression. \"I'll see what I can do to help you make up your mind.\" We stay parked for another fifteen minutes. But at least we're not broken up anymore.”",
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