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title: "22 Scrubs Quotes By Zach Braff"
description: "22 Scrubs quotes by Zach Braff. Plus more from Zach Braff and more Scrubs sayings from other authors."
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> [Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/let-s-face-it-it-s-only-called-scrubs-because-i-m-saving-zach-braff/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scrubs-fan-fiction/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-love-scrubs-it-s-the-best-day-job-in-the-world/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/a-kid-came-up-to-me-the-other-day-and-said-hey-you-re-the-guy-on/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/zach-braff-854_forget_a-kid-came-up-to-me-the-other-day-and-sa_2755690.jpg)

> [In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/in-april-1975-i-was-born-and-the-vietnam-war-ended-i-could-not-let/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-said-i-m-on-this-tv-show-and-i-love-doing-it-but-i-don-t-want-to-be/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-success-of-scrubs-allowed-me-to-pursue-anything-i-felt/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-ve-turned-down-a-lot-of-proposed-scripts-for-scrubs-episodes-mainly/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/zach-braff-854_aids_i-ve-turned-down-a-lot-of-proposed-scrip_860754.png)

> [I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-tried-it-a-few-times-but-didn-t-see-the-point-i-m-zach-braff-what/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/working-on-scrubs-made-me-feel-guilty-because-i-realized-that-if-i/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/now-that-scrubs-is-over-people-seem-to-feel-more-comfortable-telling/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-mean-i-understand-that-scrubs-was-my-big-break-but-sooner-or-later/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-always-say-the-god-father-is-the-1-movie-of-all-time-but-ask/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-i-don-t-like-to-think-too-far-ahead-because-it-scares-me-a/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/lots-of-people-were-giving-me-flak-when-i-made-the-deal-to-do-the/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-taught-a-blind-deaf-chick-to-read-but-somehow-i-ve-managed-to/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/you-know-i-ve-occasionally-tried-to-watch-other-shows-besides-scrubs/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [One of the things about Scrubs is that it's about great friendships and... as broad and as serious as we get it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/one-of-the-things-about-scrubs-is-that-it-s-about-great-friendships/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-biggest-problem-i-had-with-starring-in-scrubs-were-the-black/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [When we shoot 'Scrubs' I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-we-shoot-scrubs-i-spend-every-waking-hour-of-my-life-in-an/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-fact-that-scrubs-is-so-popular-in-israel-is-very-important-to-me/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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> [Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/without-me-scrubs-would-be-worse-than-the-holocaust-but-with-me-in-it/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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## Other authors on Scrubs

## More by Zach Braff

> [The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-thing-about-hitting-kids-is-think-about-if-you-were-doing-the/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-greatest-charity-you-can-contribute-to-is-yourself-instead-of/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yea-he-s-alright-but-he-s-no-zach-braff/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-was-really-starting-to-get-pathetic-everyday-they-would-come-in/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-ask-me-did-the-fame-come-too-fast-do-you-ever-wish-for-your/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-wouldn-t-exactly-call-it-intelligent-but-somebody-has-to-be-behind/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-have-called-me-fake-but-personally-i-don-t-think-i-m-fake/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-things-seem-to-be-slowing-down-there-s-this-little-trick-i-like/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-want-to-take-piano-lessons-i-want-to-study-at-university-i-want-to/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-john-mccain-were-really-a-war-hero-he-would-ve-won-vietnam/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-it-s-not-that-i-hate-them-but-honestly-if-i-saw-two-homeless/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [I never looked at bread the same way again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-looked-at-bread-the-same-way-again/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

> [I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-belive-oprah-s-sexual-abuse-stories-i-mean-who-would-take-a/)

[Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/)

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