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title: "247 Screwed Quotes by 202 authors"
description: "Browse 247 Screwed quotes by 202 authors. Discover the best Screwed sayings and thoughts."
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> [“screwed blued and tattooed”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/screwed-blued-and-tattooed/)

[sherrilyn kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“ I am so screwed. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-am-so-screwed/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [“I screwed up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-h-obama/i-screwed-up/)

Barack H. Obama

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> [When you take over a screwed-up situation, you need time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-howland/when-you-take-over-a-screwed-up-situation-you-need-time/)

[Ben Howland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-howland/)

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> [Men get laid, but women get screwed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-crisp/men-get-laid-but-women-get-screwed/)

[Quentin Crisp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-crisp/)

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> [People who go into show business are screwed up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-kilborn/people-who-go-into-show-business-are-screwed-up/)

[Craig Kilborn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-kilborn/)

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> [No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-rinaldi/no-one-is-a-virgin-because-life-has-screwed-us-all/)

[Ann Rinaldi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-rinaldi/)

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> [My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/my-knee-is-screwed-i-had-the-meniscus-cut-out/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [“Everyone‘s screwed up. Just in different ways.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacy-kramer/everyone-s-screwed-up-just-in-different-ways/)

[Stacy Kramer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacy-kramer/)

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> [If We Lose...We're All Screwed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-amonte/if-we-lose-we-re-all-screwed/)

Tony Amonte

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> [I'm tired of being nice and getting screwed over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-tired-of-being-nice-and-getting-screwed-over/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/anonymous-1_getting_i-m-tired-of-being-nice-and-getting-scre_245668.jpg)

> [I will miss you, I really will. I know I screwed up before this. But will you give me a second chance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-will-miss-you-i-really-will-i-know-i-screwed-up-before-this-but/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98a/anonymous-1_second-chance_i-will-miss-you-i-really-will-i-know-i-s_1558041.jpg)

> [“In my experience, what defines a crime depends on who’s getting screwed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-frost/in-my-experience-what-defines-a-crime-depends-on-who-s-getting-screwed/)

[Mark Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-frost/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fc/mark-frost-3850_crime_in-my-experience-what-defines-a-crime-de_2028202.png)

> [If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-facebook-starts-showing-how-many-times-we-ve-looked-at-someone-s/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You shoot him in this car and we'll be screwed so hard, we'll be walking funny for the rest of our lives.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-elaine-lowe/you-shoot-him-in-this-car-and-we-ll-be-screwed-so-hard-we-ll-be/)

Michelle Elaine Lowe

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> [Always getting screwed over...Something I should be used to by now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/always-getting-screwed-over-something-i-should-be-used-to-by-now/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/sometimes-you-do-something-and-you-get-screwed-sometimes-it-s-the/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [White colonizers fundamentally screwed up what enslaved people thought of fatherhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-johnson/white-colonizers-fundamentally-screwed-up-what-enslaved-people/)

[Jason Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-johnson/)

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> [There are so many traps, so many ways of getting screwed in this business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-martin/there-are-so-many-traps-so-many-ways-of-getting-screwed-in-this/)

[Max Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-martin/)

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> [“I am emotionally screwed up, but I put on a front and fake it so I can function. Sometimes I wonder how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cathy-lamb/i-am-emotionally-screwed-up-but-i-put-on-a-front-and-fake-it-so-i-can/)

[Cathy Lamb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cathy-lamb/)

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> [When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-roberts/when-you-screw-up-in-the-ring-it-s-so-embarrassing-but-the-fans-don-t/)

[Jake Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-roberts/)

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> [I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-conroy/i-m-fascinated-by-the-people-i-grew-up-with-and-the-mistakes-i-made/)

[Pat Conroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-conroy/)

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> [Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-pirsig/up-until-my-first-book-was-published-i-had-all-this-potential-people/)

[Robert M. Pirsig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-m-pirsig/)

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> [“That's all right,' she says, and I have to wonder how many times she's said that to the people in her life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-tharp/that-s-all-right-she-says-and-i-have-to-wonder-how-many-times-she-s/)

[Tim Tharp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-tharp/)

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> [Most actors I know come from a screwed up background, so it makes sense that if you can walk on to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-mullan/most-actors-i-know-come-from-a-screwed-up-background-so-it-makes/)

[Peter Mullan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-mullan/)

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> [People screw up, you know. You shouldn't hold it against them. You shouldn't expect everyone to know everything you're thinking about or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-dave/people-screw-up-you-know-you-shouldn-t-hold-it-against-them-you/)

[Laura Dave](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-dave/)

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> [“We’re screwed,” Arriane said, kicking a cloud in frustration. She glared at its wispy tendrils, which ambled eastward, unaffected. “That’s never as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-kate/we-re-screwed-arriane-said-kicking-a-cloud-in-frustration-she-glared/)

[Lauren Kate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-kate/)

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> [By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/by-the-way-you-guys-seriously-screwed-up-just-now-nero-we-know-they/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Everybody, as soon as they do a good experiment, their first thought in this lab is, 'That can't be right. I must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bonnie-bassler/everybody-as-soon-as-they-do-a-good-experiment-their-first-thought-in/)

[Bonnie Bassler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bonnie-bassler/)

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> [Doing 'Veronica Mars,' Rob Thomas is a genius. He's one of my best friends. I had this feeling like I couldn't write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-ruggiero/doing-veronica-mars-rob-thomas-is-a-genius-he-s-one-of-my-best/)

[Diane Ruggiero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-ruggiero/)

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> [“He gripped her shoulders determinedly. 'I should’ve told you this earlier, Jordan. Now that I’ve got my chance, you’re going to hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-james/he-gripped-her-shoulders-determinedly-i-should-ve-told-you-this/)

[Julie James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-james/)

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> [You guys really want to ruin me , so today while doinf your fansigns in the teacher lounge , it happens that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leila/you-guys-really-want-to-ruin-me-so-today-while-doinf-your-fansigns-in/)

[Leila](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leila/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/leila-10030_big-deal_you-guys-really-want-to-ruin-me-so-today_127338.jpg)

> [The thing that is incredibly helpful is that we screen the movies and we ask the audience if they like it or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judd-apatow/the-thing-that-is-incredibly-helpful-is-that-we-screen-the-movies-and/)

[Judd Apatow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judd-apatow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d01/judd-apatow-1471_ask_the-thing-that-is-incredibly-helpful-is_512819.jpg)

> [“I'm screwed," Eric repeats, and shakes his head. "I have to go. Take care of her, okay?" He gives Delia to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/i-m-screwed-eric-repeats-and-shakes-his-head-i-have-to-go-take-care/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/we-re-all-screwed-up-and-the-way-christians-mess-things-up-is-we-act/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-devlin/i-know-i-screwed-up-my-godzilla/)

[Dean Devlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-devlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c57/dean-devlin-5090_godzilla_i-know-i-screwed-up-my-godzilla-1189137_1189137.jpg)

> [“He always called himself a shithead when he screwed up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dale-j-young/he-always-called-himself-a-shithead-when-he-screwed-up/)

Dale J. Young

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> [Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-m-nixon/well-i-screwed-it-up-real-good-didn-t-i/)

[Richard M. Nixon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-m-nixon/)

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> [“I love you back. Guess we’re both screwed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roni-loren/i-love-you-back-guess-we-re-both-screwed/)

[Roni Loren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roni-loren/)

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> [“We're all screwed," says our morale officer”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-shusterman/we-re-all-screwed-says-our-morale-officer/)

[Neal Shusterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-shusterman/)

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