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> [In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/in-some-places-it-s-known-as-a-tornado-in-others-a-cyclone-and-in/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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