--- title: "9 Screen doors Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Screen doors quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Screen doors sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a50/gary-busey-9184_arkansas_theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a_832822.jpg" --- > [Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-busey/theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a-bad-cook-that-a-swarm-of/) [Gary Busey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-busey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a50/gary-busey-9184_arkansas_theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a_832822.jpg) > [Faith without works is like a song you can't sing. It's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-mullins/faith-without-works-is-like-a-song-you-can-t-sing-it-s-about-as/) [Rich Mullins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-mullins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a39/rich-mullins-4737_doors_faith-without-works-is-like-a-song-you-c_1297060.png) > [How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-klein/how-many-slams-in-an-old-screen-door-depends-how-loud-you-shut-it-how/) [Stephanie Klein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-klein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/stephanie-klein-16422_about-friendship_how-many-slams-in-an-old-screen-door-dep_116136.png) > [How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shel-silverstein/how-many-slams-in-an-old-screen-door-depends-how-loud-you-shut-it-how-2/) [Shel Silverstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shel-silverstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1b/shel-silverstein-1914_bread_how-many-slams-in-an-old-screen-door-dep_2405809.jpg) > [Little brats yellin 'Trick or Treat' all through my screen door, When y'all should be at home sleep, Instead of at my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kam/little-brats-yellin-trick-or-treat-all-through-my-screen-door-when-y/) [Kam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kam/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6c/kam-55079_brat_little-brats-yellin-trick-or-treat-all-t_2494972.png) > [Has anybody ever told you you're an evil woman?" -Reece "Who, me?" -Erin "Yes, you." -Reece "Li'l ole me?" -Erin "Sadistic goddess…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-knight/has-anybody-ever-told-you-you-re-an-evil-woman-reece-who-me-erin-yes/) [Angela Knight](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-knight/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/angela-knight-58050_bangs_has-anybody-ever-told-you-you-re-an-evil_562405.jpg) > [The happiest moments of my childhood were spent on my grandmother's front porch in Durham, N.C., or at her sister's farmhouse in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-leon-talley/the-happiest-moments-of-my-childhood-were-spent-on-my-grandmother-s/) [Andre Leon Talley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-leon-talley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa6/andre-leon-talley-9560_chickens_the-happiest-moments-of-my-childhood-wer_2230173.png) > [Sometimes, Soraya Sleeping next to me, I lay in bed and listened to the screen door swinging open and shut with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khaled-hosseini/sometimes-soraya-sleeping-next-to-me-i-lay-in-bed-and-listened-to-the/) [Khaled Hosseini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khaled-hosseini/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bf/khaled-hosseini-251_age_sometimes-soraya-sleeping-next-to-me-i-l_70327.jpg) > [In addition, help your children learn self-discipline by such activities as learning to play a musical instrument or other demanding skill. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-j-christensen/in-addition-help-your-children-learn-self-discipline-by-such/) [Joe J. Christensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-j-christensen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a7/joe-j-christensen-32529_activity_in-addition-help-your-children-learn-sel_884287.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/screen-doors/#itemlist", "name": "Screen doors Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gary Busey" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-busey/theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a-bad-cook-that-a-swarm-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a50/gary-busey-9184_arkansas_theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a_832822.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a50/gary-busey-9184_arkansas_theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a_832822.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a50/gary-busey-9184_arkansas_theres-a-woman-in-arkansas-that-s-such-a_832822.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her…” — Gary Busey", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Faith without works is like a song you can't sing. 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And I could almost feel the emptiness in Soraya's womb, like it was a living, breathing thing. It had seeped into our marriage, that emptiness, into our laughs, and our love-making. And late at night, in the darkness of our room, I'd feel it rising from Soraya and setting between us. Sleeping between us. 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I am reminded of the story of the salesman who came to a house one hot summer day. Through the screen door he could see a young boy practicing his scales on the piano. His baseball glove and hat were by the side of the piano bench. He said, \"Say, boy, is your mother home?\" To which the boy replied, \"What do you think?\" Thank heavens for conscientious parents!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe J. 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