--- title: "1 Screaming Morgan Quotes By Rhys Ford" description: "1 Screaming Morgan quotes by Rhys Ford. Plus more from Rhys Ford and more Screaming Morgan sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/327/rhys-ford-16657_oompa-loompa_screaming-morgan-in-a-cop-house-is-like_1668453.jpg" --- > [“Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers. That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/screaming-morgan-in-a-cop-house-is-like-yelling-for-an-oompa-loompa/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/327/rhys-ford-16657_oompa-loompa_screaming-morgan-in-a-cop-house-is-like_1668453.jpg) ## More by Rhys Ford > [“Kane reached for him, pulling him into a hug. “I’m sorry, baby. It’s fucking Valentine’s Day, and I wanted to… shit, you know I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/kane-reached-for-him-pulling-him-into-a-hug-i-m-sorry-baby-it-s/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“She was a small cat, barely five pounds of black chinchilla fur and fangs, but Pearl Harbor envied her air-raid vocalizations.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/she-was-a-small-cat-barely-five-pounds-of-black-chinchilla-fur-and/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Men are—by nature—stupid creatures. I think I can speak with some experience on this. Both as a man and well, a gay man. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/men-are-by-nature-stupid-creatures-i-think-i-can-speak-with-some/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“It's like a bad joke over here: a black woman, a Filipino transvestite, and a Korean ex-stripper walk into a gay man‟s house. All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/it-s-like-a-bad-joke-over-here-a-black-woman-a-filipino-transvestite/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Baby, you’re so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/baby-you-re-so-much-of-a-woman-you-turn-me-off-when-i-hold-you/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“And sometimes I just hug him because I know it pisses him off, and he can’t say shite about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/and-sometimes-i-just-hug-him-because-i-know-it-pisses-him-off-and-he/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“We were close enough to kiss, so close I could feel his warm breathon my mouth. I parted my lips, taking what he felt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/we-were-close-enough-to-kiss-so-close-i-could-feel-his-warm-breathon/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“He’s going to get hurt. And he’s got to know you’re someone safe to come back to. He’s going to feel that in his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/he-s-going-to-get-hurt-and-he-s-got-to-know-you-re-someone-safe-to/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Sometimes, Miki, you’ve got to stop building sand castles just to watch the ocean take them away,” Kane murmured against his cheek. “Sometimes, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/sometimes-miki-you-ve-got-to-stop-building-sand-castles-just-to-watch/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“I stole a bit of a chopped vegetable and was about to put it in my mouth when Jae’s long fingers closed over my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/i-stole-a-bit-of-a-chopped-vegetable-and-was-about-to-put-it-in-my/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Reaper came for all of us Jerked us up from the brine Slipped out from his bony fingers Landed on our feet just fine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/reaper-came-for-all-of-us-jerked-us-up-from-the-brine-slipped-out/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Hands on my skin, their filth working in. I can’t feel anything but pain. Why won’t this ever end? Too hard to breathe. Too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/hands-on-my-skin-their-filth-working-in-i-can-t-feel-anything-but/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Wings under my skin, Fighting to break free. I need a razor to cut them out, So I can live as I’m meant to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/wings-under-my-skin-fighting-to-break-free-i-need-a-razor-to-cut-them/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“And lastly, I want to thank Harrison Ford. Because I can. And let's face it, he shaped as much of my world and imagination…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/and-lastly-i-want-to-thank-harrison-ford-because-i-can-and-let-s-face/) [rhys ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) > [“Time’s come for me, momma Time’s come to take me away Leave a coin on my eye for the toll ’Cause the river man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-ford/time-s-come-for-me-momma-time-s-come-to-take-me-away-leave-a-coin-on/) [Rhys Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-ford/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/screaming-morgan/rhys-ford/#itemlist", "name": "1 Screaming Morgan Quotes By Rhys Ford", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers. 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