--- title: "1 School Big Quotes By Milton Jones" description: "1 School Big quotes by Milton Jones. Plus more from Milton Jones and more School Big sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e1/milton-jones-16336_big-problem_the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs_849016.png" --- > [The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs-especially-class-a/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e1/milton-jones-16336_big-problem_the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs_849016.png) ## More by Milton Jones > [Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/old-ladies-in-wheelchairs-with-blankets-over-their-legs-i-don-t-think/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/when-the-boys-at-school-found-out-i-had-a-potentially-fatal-peanut/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/the-pollen-count-now-that-s-a-difficult-job-especially-if-you-ve-got/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/militant-feminists-i-take-my-hat-off-to-them-they-don-t-like-that/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/if-you-re-depressed-and-called-morgan-spend-the-first-half-of-the-day/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/i-have-a-nut-allergy-when-i-was-at-school-the-other-children-used-to/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/my-aunt-marge-has-been-so-ill-for-so-long-that-we-ve-started-to-call/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/incredible-to-think-isn-t-it-that-every-single-scotsman-started-off/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/it-s-difficult-isn-t-it-when-you-re-in-a-mosque-and-everyone-s/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/a-lot-of-people-like-cats-take-the-pope-for-example-i-read-recently/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs-especially-class-a/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/you-know-i-used-to-work-at-ikea-selling-over-7-000-products-give-me-a/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/when-my-daughter-was-born-she-had-jaundice-she-was-small-round-and/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/easiest-job-in-the-world-of-course-australian-psychiatrist-gday-gday/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) > [I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'. Unfortunately I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/i-m-very-english-really-i-even-ordered-a-book-on-the-internet-how-to/) [Milton Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-jones/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/school-big/milton-jones/#itemlist", "name": "1 School Big Quotes By Milton Jones", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Milton Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-jones/the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs-especially-class-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e1/milton-jones-16336_big-problem_the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs_849016.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e1/milton-jones-16336_big-problem_the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs_849016.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e1/milton-jones-16336_big-problem_the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs_849016.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.” — Milton Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/school-big/milton-jones/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/school-big/milton-jones/", "name": "School Big Quotes by Milton Jones", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/school-big/milton-jones/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e1/milton-jones-16336_big-problem_the-school-had-a-big-problem-with-drugs_849016.png" }, "description": "1 School Big quotes by Milton Jones. 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