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> [“I killed him.” “Why did you slit his throat?” “I was drunk.” “Why did you use a scalpel?” “What’s a scalpel?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrius-b-tapinas/i-killed-him-why-did-you-slit-his-throat-i-was-drunk-why-did-you-use/)

Andrius B. Tapinas

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## More by Andrius B. Tapinas

> [“Soon we will not need people anymore, as everything will be done by automatons, including bringing up children.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrius-b-tapinas/soon-we-will-not-need-people-anymore-as-everything-will-be-done-by/)

Andrius B. Tapinas

> [“I killed him.” “Why did you slit his throat?” “I was drunk.” “Why did you use a scalpel?” “What’s a scalpel?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrius-b-tapinas/i-killed-him-why-did-you-slit-his-throat-i-was-drunk-why-did-you-use/)

Andrius B. Tapinas

> [“Compared to the power of the sun, everything else is a joke, including all the wrenches, clockwork, springs and even your steam”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrius-b-tapinas/compared-to-the-power-of-the-sun-everything-else-is-a-joke-including/)

Andrius B. Tapinas

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