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> [“Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/good-for-you-big-brother-nothing-says-merry-christmas-like-hi-dad-i-m/)

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## More by J.M. Colail

> [“- What…what are you doing here? I thought you had to run some errands. - And let an opportunity like this slip by? No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/what-what-are-you-doing-here-i-thought-you-had-to-run-some-errands/)

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> [“He unbuckled his belt and pulled off his blue jeans and boxers. I guess I had forgotten his actual size and I blushed at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/he-unbuckled-his-belt-and-pulled-off-his-blue-jeans-and-boxers-i/)

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> [“Do you wanna go out for lunch? In celebration?” I asked and then touched my lips in thought. “Or we could swing by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/do-you-wanna-go-out-for-lunch-in-celebration-i-asked-and-then-touched/)

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> [“Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/hi-honey-i-m-home-take-your-pants-off-wesley-announced-he-kissed-my/)

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> [“Good luck on your test.” “I’m gonna ace it for sure!” I said, rolling to Wesley’s side of the bed and pulling the sheet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/good-luck-on-your-test-i-m-gonna-ace-it-for-sure-i-said-rolling-to/)

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> [“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/i-closed-my-eyes-and-resigned-myself-to-the-fact-that-my-boyfriend/)

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> [“Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/good-for-you-big-brother-nothing-says-merry-christmas-like-hi-dad-i-m/)

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> [“Nah, Mike’s gonna stop by. He had to work late and he works with this really cute chick and I just know he….” Alycia…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/nah-mike-s-gonna-stop-by-he-had-to-work-late-and-he-works-with-this/)

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> [“Don’t answer the door without a shirt! Now, go get dressed before you catch a cold,” I scolded. “Why? He was kinda cute. Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/don-t-answer-the-door-without-a-shirt-now-go-get-dressed-before-you/)

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> [“Did I use enough lube last night?” I turned my head to the side and closed my eyes with blushing cheeks. “Don’t…don’t call it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-colail/did-i-use-enough-lube-last-night-i-turned-my-head-to-the-side-and/)

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