--- title: "1 Says Marriage Quotes By B.V. Larson" description: "1 Says Marriage quotes by B.V. Larson. Plus more from B.V. Larson and more Says Marriage sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/b-v-larson-29091_marriage_how-can-i-want-to-screw-someone-and-want_2467041.jpg" --- > [“How can I want to screw someone and want to kill her at the same time?” I chuckled. “My father could explain that to you. He says that’s what marriage is all about.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/how-can-i-want-to-screw-someone-and-want-to-kill-her-at-the-same-time/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/b-v-larson-29091_marriage_how-can-i-want-to-screw-someone-and-want_2467041.jpg) ## More by B.V. Larson > [“You never knew what a woman might detect in your face. They were like bloodhounds on a scent-trail when it came to reading expressions.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/you-never-knew-what-a-woman-might-detect-in-your-face-they-were-like/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Programming was very different from mathematics, as it was far more creative. In math, there was one right answer, and you worked at a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/programming-was-very-different-from-mathematics-as-it-was-far-more/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Sometimes, the best advisor is one that serves as a sounding board for his commander’s thoughts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/sometimes-the-best-advisor-is-one-that-serves-as-a-sounding-board-for/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“The fans are on, let's see which way the shit blows.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/the-fans-are-on-let-s-see-which-way-the-shit-blows/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Never apologize for struggling with an enemy who attacks you,” she said, almost as if she was quoting a proverb. “That is the path…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/never-apologize-for-struggling-with-an-enemy-who-attacks-you-she-said/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“You people from Earth, you’re so sensitive. You worry about everything. How can life be worth living if you worry all the time?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/you-people-from-earth-you-re-so-sensitive-you-worry-about-everything/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“She was like a cat-lady, and when you’re dating a cat-lady, you’d better pretend you like irritating fuzz-balls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/she-was-like-a-cat-lady-and-when-you-re-dating-a-cat-lady-you-d/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“You are also a risk-taker. A daredevil. I’ve read all about it. Women are attracted to your type, because they feel protected—but then when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/you-are-also-a-risk-taker-a-daredevil-i-ve-read-all-about-it-women/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“I wondered whose job it was to blow sunshine into my ears.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/i-wondered-whose-job-it-was-to-blow-sunshine-into-my-ears/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“I’d learned over time that engineers preferred a straightforward question with a quantifiable answer. Open-ended designing, on the other hand, was the realm of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/i-d-learned-over-time-that-engineers-preferred-a-straightforward/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Politics must drive military strategy as strategy drives tactics. Only when politics fail do we fight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/politics-must-drive-military-strategy-as-strategy-drives-tactics-only/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Let’s cycle the power—turn it off and on again. The system needs a reboot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/let-s-cycle-the-power-turn-it-off-and-on-again-the-system-needs-a/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Who’s worse? The devil who abuses you honestly, or the one who convinces you he’s your best friend first?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/who-s-worse-the-devil-who-abuses-you-honestly-or-the-one-who/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“Sun Tzu’s advice: ‘When strong, appear weak. When weak, appear strong.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/sun-tzu-s-advice-when-strong-appear-weak-when-weak-appear-strong/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) > [“I might be alive now, but I’d experienced what I thought was my final, one-and-only permanent death. That hadn’t been fun, that soulless, hopeless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-v-larson/i-might-be-alive-now-but-i-d-experienced-what-i-thought-was-my-final/) [B.V. Larson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-v-larson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/says-marriage/b-v-larson/#itemlist", "name": "1 Says Marriage Quotes By B.V. 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