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title: "4 Says Joke Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [ The thing about Donald \[Trump\] is the jokes write themselves. I don't even think of it to be trolling. What he says… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chrissy-teigen/the-thing-about-donald-trump-is-the-jokes-write-themselves-i-don-t/)

[Chrissy Teigen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chrissy-teigen/)

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> [Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clarence-darrow/everything-serious-that-he-says-is-a-joke-and-everything-humorous/)

[Clarence Darrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clarence-darrow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e6/clarence-darrow-1714_atheism_everything-serious-that-he-says-is-a-jok_927379.png)

> [If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-williams/if-i-make-a-joke-about-black-people-or-asian-people-or-whatever-and/)

[Brad Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-williams/)

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> [A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Muslim mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says: - What is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-s-lewis/a-catholic-priest-a-jewish-rabbi-and-a-muslim-mullah-all-walk-into-a/)

[C. S. Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-s-lewis/)

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