--- title: "1 Saying Better Quotes By Hank Hill" description: "1 Saying Better quotes by Hank Hill. Plus more from Hank Hill and more Saying Better sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/169/hank-hill-20223_better_i-m-not-saying-you-re-not-good-at-what-y_2555855.jpg" --- > [I'm not saying you're not good at what you do. I'm just saying I'm better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/i-m-not-saying-you-re-not-good-at-what-you-do-i-m-just-saying-i-m/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/169/hank-hill-20223_better_i-m-not-saying-you-re-not-good-at-what-y_2555855.jpg) ## Other authors on Saying Better ## More by Hank Hill > [Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/bobby-some-things-are-like-a-tire-fire-trying-to-put-it-out-only/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/you-can-t-compete-with-this-guy-he-s-a-football-player-and-football/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Butane is the bastard gas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/butane-is-the-bastard-gas/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/i-always-say-if-you-plan-ahead-then-when-things-happen-you-re/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/son-you-re-teasin-the-gorilla-in-the-monkey-house/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [I am the mac daddy of Hiemlich County.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/i-am-the-mac-daddy-of-hiemlich-county/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [So are you Chinese or Japanese?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/so-are-you-chinese-or-japanese/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/worker-s-comp-do-i-look-like-a-hobo-to-you-no-sir-i-am-not-going-on/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/bobby-from-now-on-when-i-ask-you-how-your-day-was-what-i-mean-is-how/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/if-bobby-doesn-t-love-football-he-won-t-lead-a-fulfilling-life-and/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/bobby-i-want-to-give-you-this-cup-it-was-made-from-the-finest/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/i-can-t-enjoy-a-party-until-i-know-where-the-bathroom-is-you-knew/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/bobby-i-m-going-to-tell-you-to-do-two-things-i-hope-you-never-have-to/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Disappointment? No! You make me proud! I've been disappointed by just about everything else in this town, but you? Not once. Damn it, you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/disappointment-no-you-make-me-proud-i-ve-been-disappointed-by-just/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) > [Why are we watching a foreign movie? You'd think if it was any good they would make an American version.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-hill/why-are-we-watching-a-foreign-movie-you-d-think-if-it-was-any-good/) [Hank Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-hill/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/saying-better/hank-hill/#itemlist", "name": "1 Saying Better Quotes By Hank Hill", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not saying you're not good at what you do. 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