--- title: "1 Saying Better Quotes By Cora Carmack" description: "1 Saying Better quotes by Cora Carmack. Plus more from Cora Carmack and more Saying Better sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/663/cora-carmack-1423_quote_shakespeare-no-one-reads-shakespeare-in_1652216.jpg" --- > [“Shakespeare. No one reads Shakespeare in a bar unless it’s a ploy to pick up girls. All I’m saying is you might have better luck up front.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/shakespeare-no-one-reads-shakespeare-in-a-bar-unless-it-s-a-ploy-to/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/663/cora-carmack-1423_quote_shakespeare-no-one-reads-shakespeare-in_1652216.jpg) ## Other authors on Saying Better ## More by Cora Carmack > [“On a scale of one to bitchy, how hung-over are you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/on-a-scale-of-one-to-bitchy-how-hung-over-are-you/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“I'm already there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/i-m-already-there/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“I think everyone does. Even happy people. They may not admit it to anyone, but I think they feel it. I think they close…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/i-think-everyone-does-even-happy-people-they-may-not-admit-it-to/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“Oh shit. Shit taking a shit on a shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/oh-shit-shit-taking-a-shit-on-a-shit/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“I'm angry that you keep pushing me away when I know you don't want to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/i-m-angry-that-you-keep-pushing-me-away-when-i-know-you-don-t-want-to/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“He was still a mystery to me. And God, did I want to play Nancy Drew.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/he-was-still-a-mystery-to-me-and-god-did-i-want-to-play-nancy-drew/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes. A. Or a shirt. 2. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/it-wasn-t-until-i-d-walked-halfway-across-the-parking-lot-that-i/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“She pulled her blonde hair back into a high ponytail, which somehow drew even more attention to her chest. "I don't mean the right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/she-pulled-her-blonde-hair-back-into-a-high-ponytail-which-somehow/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“He wore his hope like a winter coat, layered over the top of all of him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/he-wore-his-hope-like-a-winter-coat-layered-over-the-top-of-all-of-him/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“Close your eyes. Remember what we talked about that night after your concert? Living is hard. It was hard when you were thirteen, it’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/close-your-eyes-remember-what-we-talked-about-that-night-after-your/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“Oh how I had underestimated tender kisses.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/oh-how-i-had-underestimated-tender-kisses/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“I'm tired of the way we both pretend. Tired of always wanting and never giving in. I can feel it in my skin, see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/i-m-tired-of-the-way-we-both-pretend-tired-of-always-wanting-and/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“Life’s too short to waste time living it any other way.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/life-s-too-short-to-waste-time-living-it-any-other-way/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in the lingerie I'm wearing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/spence-i-don-t-have-balls-good-thing-too-because-they-d-look-terrible/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) > [“Sex. I was going to have sex. With a boy. A hot boy. A hot BRITISH boy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/sex-i-was-going-to-have-sex-with-a-boy-a-hot-boy-a-hot-british-boy/) [Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/saying-better/cora-carmack/#itemlist", "name": "1 Saying Better Quotes By Cora Carmack", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Shakespeare. No one reads Shakespeare in a bar unless it’s a ploy to pick up girls. 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