--- title: "30 Say Wife Quotes by 28 authors" description: "Browse 30 Say Wife quotes by 28 authors. Discover the best Say Wife sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/seal-15445_about_i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thin_3080414.png" --- > [I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seal/i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thing-that-i-loved-most-about-us/) [Seal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/seal-15445_about_i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thin_3080414.png) > [It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-ritchie/it-s-still-too-early-to-say-how-my-wife-will-influence-my-life-but-i/) [Guy Ritchie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-ritchie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/462/guy-ritchie-11485_early_it-s-still-too-early-to-say-how-my-wife_3130091.jpg) > [Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/why-should-a-woman-cook-so-her-husband-can-say-my-wife-makes-a/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/510/joan-rivers-669_aging_why-should-a-woman-cook-so-her-husband-c_1348562.png) > [People say a wife is always one-up because she has the man. I say the 'other woman' is ten-up because the man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rekha/people-say-a-wife-is-always-one-up-because-she-has-the-man-i-say-the/) [Rekha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rekha/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c4/rekha-6051_man_people-say-a-wife-is-always-one-up-becau_2554705.jpg) > [I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shahrukh-khan/i-could-lie-and-say-my-wife-cooks-for-me-but-she-doesn-t-my-wife-has/) [Shahrukh Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shahrukh-khan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c70/shahrukh-khan-2970_cooking_i-could-lie-and-say-my-wife-cooks-for-me_289082.png) > [I want 17 or so kids. I say to my wife, 'Imagine having a daughter! A little you running around!' She just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-crowe/i-want-17-or-so-kids-i-say-to-my-wife-imagine-having-a-daughter-a/) [Russell Crowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-crowe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1df/russell-crowe-3564_children_i-want-17-or-so-kids-i-say-to-my-wife-im_1184734.jpg) > [Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacques-delors/contrary-to-what-people-say-my-wife-never-turned-me-away-from-the/) [Jacques Delors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacques-delors/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb9/jacques-delors-20495_contrary_contrary-to-what-people-say-my-wife-neve_1998956.jpg) > [Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/don-t-say-wife-i-m-your-mistress-wife-s-such-an-ugly-word-your/) [F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/f-scott-fitzgerald-72_marriage_don-t-say-wife-i-m-your-mistress-wife-s_3109360.jpg) > [By myself, I'm a hard pill. My wife makes me look real good, because she smoothes my rough edges. That's why I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-crews/by-myself-i-m-a-hard-pill-my-wife-makes-me-look-real-good-because-she/) [Terry Crews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-crews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc5/terry-crews-3470_edges_by-myself-i-m-a-hard-pill-my-wife-makes_455293.jpg) > [Yes, I don't think I shall ever become Prime Minister. Hard as that is to swallow, I tell you one person who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-downer/yes-i-don-t-think-i-shall-ever-become-prime-minister-hard-as-that-is/) [Alexander Downer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-downer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/233/alexander-downer-31546_hard_yes-i-don-t-think-i-shall-ever-become-pr_1149231.png) > [Sex is still the most interesting subject under the sun. People will say my wife is too tired or my husband is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruth-westheimer/sex-is-still-the-most-interesting-subject-under-the-sun-people-will/) [Ruth Westheimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruth-westheimer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/ruth-westheimer-3544_helping_sex-is-still-the-most-interesting-subjec_1216126.png) > [I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ike-barinholtz/i-do-this-thing-at-every-party-i-go-to-a-party-i-stand-around-for/) [Ike Barinholtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ike-barinholtz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f94/ike-barinholtz-19645_anymore_i-do-this-thing-at-every-party-i-go-to-a_2120489.jpg) > [Love is giving someone everything on your plate; saying to them that you are full when you aren't. I could be better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chad-urmston/love-is-giving-someone-everything-on-your-plate-saying-to-them-that/) [Chad Urmston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chad-urmston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ac/chad-urmston-61717_doe_love-is-giving-someone-everything-on-you_240270.jpg) > [“I’m in no need of matrimony, Father. I still have my honor.” Hunter jerked her to his side and, in an ominously…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-anderson/i-m-in-no-need-of-matrimony-father-i-still-have-my-honor-hunter/) [Catherine Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-anderson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d60/catherine-anderson-308_father_i-m-in-no-need-of-matrimony-father-i-sti_20375.jpg) > [There is a joke that I use all the time. I say it to my kids. I used to say it to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-tucci/there-is-a-joke-that-i-use-all-the-time-i-say-it-to-my-kids-i-used-to/) [Stanley Tucci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-tucci/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c1/stanley-tucci-10260_joke_there-is-a-joke-that-i-use-all-the-time_2390881.jpg) > [If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-tebow/if-you-re-married-and-you-have-a-wife-and-you-really-love-your-wife/) [Tim Tebow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-tebow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/837/tim-tebow-2341_day_if-you-re-married-and-you-have-a-wife-an_283956.jpg) > [“You go from the north of Laos and then you go across the Mekong, and when the Pathet Lao soldiers fire, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-fadiman/you-go-from-the-north-of-laos-and-then-you-go-across-the-mekong-and/) [Anne Fadiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-fadiman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/618/anne-fadiman-7855_broken-glass_you-go-from-the-north-of-laos-and-then-y_545467.jpg) > [When custom has made familiar the charms that are most attractive, when youthful freshness has died away, and with the brightness of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-shay-arthur/when-custom-has-made-familiar-the-charms-that-are-most-attractive/) [Timothy Shay Arthur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-shay-arthur/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/423/timothy-shay-arthur-52255_attractive_when-custom-has-made-familiar-the-charms_2596788.jpg) > [“You might as well tell me there was nobody but Adam in the garden when Eve picked the apple. You say your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-wharton/you-might-as-well-tell-me-there-was-nobody-but-adam-in-the-garden/) [Edith Wharton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-wharton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/477/edith-wharton-512_business-partner_you-might-as-well-tell-me-there-was-nobo_800055.jpg) > [I'll never forget when I was running, when I was knocking on doors for my first office as I served as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nina-turner/i-ll-never-forget-when-i-was-running-when-i-was-knocking-on-doors-for/) [Nina Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nina-turner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a13/nina-turner-3107_city_i-ll-never-forget-when-i-was-running-whe_118452.jpg) > [If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-tebow/if-you-re-married-and-you-have-a-wife-and-you-really-love-your-wife-2/) [Tim Tebow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-tebow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/218/tim-tebow-2341_christ_if-you-re-married-and-you-have-a-wife-an_2474072.jpg) > [“She hadn't said a word about his comment concerning marrying her. If she was of the French nobility, she might not wish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-spear/she-hadn-t-said-a-word-about-his-comment-concerning-marrying-her-if/) [Terry Spear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-spear/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4db/terry-spear-14005_highlander-romance_she-hadn-t-said-a-word-about-his-comment_1137685.jpg) > [“For you she learned to wear a short black slip and red lipstick, how to order a glass of red wine and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deborah-garrison/for-you-she-learned-to-wear-a-short-black-slip-and-red-lipstick-how/) [Deborah Garrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deborah-garrison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a1/deborah-garrison-64380_best-friend_for-you-she-learned-to-wear-a-short-blac_2264683.jpg) > [“Additionally, Adam’s room had an absolutely massive bed with a plump feather tick that she knew they would put to good use.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-anne-warren/additionally-adam-s-room-had-an-absolutely-massive-bed-with-a-plump/) [Tracy Anne Warren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-anne-warren/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/273/tracy-anne-warren-8070_adam_additionally-adam-s-room-had-an-absolute_543595.jpg) > [“Loh-rhett-ah, you will be silent and let him say the God words.” “He can say the God words until snowballs melt in--”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-anderson/loh-rhett-ah-you-will-be-silent-and-let-him-say-the-god-words-he-can/) [Catherine Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-anderson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/852/catherine-anderson-308_marriage_loh-rhett-ah-you-will-be-silent-and-let_2470663.jpg) > ['I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong.' Are there six more magical words you can say to your wife?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-dunn/i-m-sorry-honey-i-was-wrong-are-there-six-more-magical-words-you-can/) [Andy Dunn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-dunn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fe/andy-dunn-5159_honey_i-m-sorry-honey-i-was-wrong-are-there-si_252078.png) > [Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-gross/whenever-i-read-the-newspaper-i-say-to-myself-at-least-my-wife-loves/) [Bill Gross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-gross/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97c/bill-gross-13827_marriage_whenever-i-read-the-newspaper-i-say-to-m_1214113.png) > [When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-menzies/when-people-meet-my-wife-they-think-better-of-me-they-say-with-a-wife/) [Robert Menzies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-menzies/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf1/robert-menzies-22587_marriage_when-people-meet-my-wife-they-think-bett_343022.jpg) > [ “I’ and ‘my’ are two separate tracks. They never unite. One may say, ‘this is my wife, we both are one \[united\]’.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dada-bhagwan/i-and-my-are-two-separate-tracks-they-never-unite-one-may-say-this-is/) [Dada Bhagwan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dada-bhagwan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/dada-bhagwan-31_marriage_i-and-my-are-two-separate-tracks-they-ne_1547659.jpg) > [I really think I shall commence chapter forty-four," he said, patting his hands together. "I shall commence, I think, with a slight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shirley-jackson/i-really-think-i-shall-commence-chapter-forty-four-he-said-patting/) [Shirley Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shirley-jackson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/shirley-jackson-1526_beautiful_i-really-think-i-shall-commence-chapter_2073889.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/say-wife/#itemlist", "name": "Say Wife Quotes", "numberOfItems": 30, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team, we are impenetrable in that respect.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Seal" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seal/i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thing-that-i-loved-most-about-us/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/seal-15445_about_i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thin_3080414.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/seal-15445_about_i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thin_3080414.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/seal-15445_about_i-always-used-to-say-to-my-wife-the-thin_3080414.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team, we are…” — Seal", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. 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What do you say, wife, shall I tup you now, or would you rather wait until later?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tracy Anne Warren" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-anne-warren/additionally-adam-s-room-had-an-absolutely-massive-bed-with-a-plump/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/273/tracy-anne-warren-8070_adam_additionally-adam-s-room-had-an-absolute_543595.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/273/tracy-anne-warren-8070_adam_additionally-adam-s-room-had-an-absolute_543595.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/273/tracy-anne-warren-8070_adam_additionally-adam-s-room-had-an-absolute_543595.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Additionally, Adam’s room had an absolutely massive bed with a plump feather tick that she knew they would…” — Tracy Anne Warren", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 25, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Loh-rhett-ah, you will be silent and let him say the God words.” “He can say the God words until snowballs melt in--” She broke off and blushed. “I’m the one who has to say the words, Hunter, and I won’t. Do you understand?” “My dear child,” the priest inserted, “it’s not often one of these”--he threw a meaningful glance at Hunter--“ gentlemen offers to make an honorable woman of a captive. Wouldn’t it be wise to accept?” “I’m in no need of matrimony, Father. I still have my honor.” Hunter jerked her to his side and, in an ominously even voice, said, “Your honor will soon go the way of the wind, Blue Eyes. You made a God promise. You are my woman! Now I say you will be my wife!” Loretta wet her lips, trying to meet his gaze without wavering. “I brought you a Black Robe, yes? So this will be a marriage in your heart. If you do not say your God words to make it so, I will sure enough marry you my way.” He swept his hand in a wide arc. “Your honor will fly away on the wind. Suvate , it is finished. You choose.” Her voice hoarse with frustration, Loretta cried, “But I don’t want to marry you. If I do, it’s for forever ! Don’t you understand?” “For forever is very much good.” “No, it’s very much bad. I’ll never be able to leave you!” Hunter threw up his hands. “No Black Robe, no marriage for your God. I am sure enough happy with a marriage my way.” With a determined glint in his eyes, he turned toward the crowd, raising his arms, and shouted something. Then he shrugged. “There. Suvate , it is finished. I have said my words. We are married.” Seizing her by the arm, he growled, “ Keemah , come, wife.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Catherine Anderson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-anderson/loh-rhett-ah-you-will-be-silent-and-let-him-say-the-god-words-he-can/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/852/catherine-anderson-308_marriage_loh-rhett-ah-you-will-be-silent-and-let_2470663.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/852/catherine-anderson-308_marriage_loh-rhett-ah-you-will-be-silent-and-let_2470663.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/852/catherine-anderson-308_marriage_loh-rhett-ah-you-will-be-silent-and-let_2470663.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Loh-rhett-ah, you will be silent and let him say the God words.” “He can say the God words until snowballs…” — Catherine Anderson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 26, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "'I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong.' Are there six more magical words you can say to your wife?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Andy Dunn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-dunn/i-m-sorry-honey-i-was-wrong-are-there-six-more-magical-words-you-can/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fe/andy-dunn-5159_honey_i-m-sorry-honey-i-was-wrong-are-there-si_252078.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fe/andy-dunn-5159_honey_i-m-sorry-honey-i-was-wrong-are-there-si_252078.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fe/andy-dunn-5159_honey_i-m-sorry-honey-i-was-wrong-are-there-si_252078.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“'I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong.' 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